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i picked the jets and they won...

i picked the whodats and they lost...

for the record....i suck at ...prognosticating....picking winners...choosing stocks...gambling...picking bidness partners....picking banks to do bidness with....anything having to do with return on investment...

base camp for under performing...

i hate banks!!! fuggemall

scattershooting while predicting:

jeeeets beat the horseshoes...i enjoyed rex ryan and his cussing on HBO hardknocks show..they have swagger and i kind of dig that...hes my kind of asshole

baltimore disney show girl character beats the chefs...after watching my raiders beat the snot out of the paper tiger chiefs....baltimore will knock their dicks in the dirt!

fudge pack beat iggles...pack has the mo....and the linebackers to keep the dog killa at bay....

whodats smoke the sea hags...LOL...seahawks....im shitting in my pants now while i laugh at their mere existence....

stone cold lead pipe locks.....bank it!

golf trips

i sit here...taking a break from the daily landlord beatdown...thinking about my next golf trip..

i know for sure, im going to sandhills, ne in july....just got the invite..and saundoggy is there!

ive read a bunch about sandhills....all i know is that it is directly in the middle of nebraska (never been to that state) and that it is very exclusive...there are many hills...and lots of sand....not only private exclusive...but exclusively the only thing to do there is golf! sounds like paradise to me...im sure there will be major stakes poker going on...ill have to play of course...and well...probably get taken to the woodshed....my mom always told me im the worlds worst liar...and i think my bluffing skills follow suit...better bring some cash....shit!

i know ill be going to the lake of the o this summer too....family trip, but saundoggy gets to escape and golf while wifey and friend and kids shop and do hoosier shit...

every year, about 30 to 40 of my sigma chi mates gather at a resort and golf and drink and drink and drink...dont know where we go this year...but i think im in this year...i missed last year and feel like shit about it...

every october, i go to dallas to visit chucky....when chuckys not busy whackin it, he makes time for me and we fuggen go off with gof gof gof...its a gof orgy...chucky is the funniest human alive and after a long weekend with him...my stomach hurts

every summer...sd comes up from htown...we hit all the great tracks..the best clubs.. here in the lou...sd had been doing this for many many moons...id say 16 out of the last 20 years...nothing beats his visit...he is a dear friend of mine and of my family and when he is here...i get the green light of all green lights....another golf orgy but this time i get to sleep in my bed...and poop in my poop room...thats a big time bonus!

if my niece goes to camp this summer, built and i will go down branson way and golf it up! built hates golf....as posted before...he'll play with me tho...im his exclusive golf buddy....dudes got mad skills with his swing..its a beautiful swing...yet there is very little yield....you see him swing and you think..."this guys good...wow...!!!"...then he hits it and you say to yourself...."how the fugg did he hit the ball so fuggen poorly....?" kind of like one of my bidness deals....lots o sizzle in the beginning....then it licks ball sack soon after...schwetty ball sack...

golf is great when you play great golf....and saundoggy is great! pat pat pat

ahhhh january

if its "beware the ides of march,"... then it should be "beware the fact that january sucks ass"

its cold....the grass is all dormant...no leaves...no color...except when your fuggen face turns black from frost bite...

family just arrived back from a roadie to houston....who drives anymore? uhhh southwest airlines is right there under me nose and i chose to take in the beauty of southern missouri (which is actually very nice)....all of arkansas...(no wonder that state ranks 49th in education while every year finishing a close last place to MISSISSIPPI!!! FCS!!!) and most of texas.... i love TEXAS>>>EVERYthing bout that great STATE!!!!...except for the towering pines, most of the drive licked donkey ball sack...

then there's the family....wifey always does well....shes tough....tougher than i...syd did well too ...she received the best kid on the trip award...prob give her 20 bucks for her efforts...she will spend it on stupid shit...

the bubbas were a nightmare....they stink...they fart..they are grease balls.....their feet are so fuggen large...there is literally no room for them....and they sat next to each other the entire way to and fro....nightmare i say...the farts kept me opening up windows almost every 5 minutes...sure its nice to get fresh air circulating....but when its fuggen 10 degrees outside....and wifey is cold blooded.....this caused major problems....major!!!!...we all received major shots of pungent odors followed by a blast of Arctic air....over and over and fuuggen over again and again and again..

its nice to be home......where wifey and i get to battle with our wonderful shitass partners....that story is next...stay tuned...

hey now

so xmas sucked....its ok tho...everyone else got what they wanted....i wanted a fishing kayak...i didnt get it... i did get the coolest trunk locker tho...oakland raiders trunk locker for big d...store all my cool golf shit i didnt get for xmas...

got some cool gift cards tho...saundoggy loves to shop...so im happy bout that...

the kayak was what i really wanted....i wont buy it for meself tho...

wahhhh!

off to houston manana ....holiday road...vacation style...stoked...later

yule time joy

wifey gives me a list of presents for her....which im slowly and surely...checking off one by one by one..etc..ive even thrown in some nice surprises....

we'd agreed ...after last year....to not give any presents to each other anymore.....its awkward...wifey isnt the best gift receiver...actually...shes quite bad at it....

one cant fail tho when you get exactly what she wants....can they? its possible tho for me...haha

wifey told me something quite funny the other day..i never gave her any ideas on gifts for me because i was all for the not giving gig.....actually.....thats not true..id throw a fit if i didnt get anything for xmas....i love gifts...im the worlds best gift receiver....ask anyone!

wifey tells me that her gift to me is advising others on what to give me....its as tho there is an intricate network of behind the scenes...backdoor....under the table....shenanigans goin on here...

fuggen funny as hell really....MY GIFT TO YOU IS XMAS GIFT LOGISTICS!

i know better....maybe...perhaps...i hope...

kids aint gettin shit....they get money to spend...no fuggen games...toys..bikes...cameras..ipods..ipads...lap tops...red ryders..they get to take their wads and blow it for themselves...i refuse to buy anymore shit!

watchout where the husky's go....

we had a freezing rain Storm yesterday and last night....haha...every skewl is out cepting my kids prestigious college preparatory skewl....hahahahaha! all of the public skewl...where i went....are out ...and those kids are probably hitting the old bong as i type...

so wifey and i made the decision that syd shouldnt drive our precious cargo to skewl today....so i loaded up the bummed out (totally bummed out) clan in BIG D and off to learn they go...

getting in BIG D...i noticed christopher (ferf) pointing something out to austin (awny)....they were both snickering to the point where i got curious...

what up bubbas?...i finally get what they are snickering about...

after getting home from skewl yesterday, ferf got bizzy on natures canvas...

nice werk ferf! love the way you perfected the weezer movement in your circles....it flows...no jagged edges...nice bro!

a regular yellow snow picaso