legos

im a lego nut..love legos..and i build cool lego shit too...i have mastered the star wars collection as ive completed the star destroyer...(4000 plus pieces) and vaders tie fighter...(3000 pieces)

these beauties are on full display in my great room....i call it the great room because before i displayed my lego beauties there, it was the good room....these two beauties now make it the great room...

legos kick ass...the only thing wrong with legos is their break ability...you fix one fuggen piece and 3 other commence to falling off...fuck!  it sucks as the domino affect is never ending..

our cleaning crew always breaks these things...i leave notes to stay the fugg away....they cant read i think...last week, the damage was epic...and i was pissed!  it got to the point where i was oh so close to chucking these fuggers in a box...box em up until next winter...

i thought long and hard for about 3 seconds...do i fire the cleaning people or do i repair this shit?  I decided to go into full repair mode...i got out the gorilla glue and began the strip down and repair...im gluing critical pieces...foundational segments of the infrastructure...elements critical to superstructure integrity....

and the destruction began....as i would fix this and that while that and this fell the fugg off....leaving me with numerable pieces with no home...so i had to dig out the manual...this manual is a phone book....and finding the right place to go is a research project in itself....but i had to do this...must ...because my good room needs to become great again!

the force is with me...they came from behind!...its a trap!...chumba looka low...oy oy! ewok song is kinda gay...

picking up kids from skewl

wifey left me for a bit...as she sails the Caribbean on a huge luxury ship...im home with kids...because my daughter really doesnt do much to help out, im picking up bubbas from skewl....and since im back to blogging...i noticed a whole bunch from my pick up experience yesterday...

its seems as tho the stepfords love picking up their "children" from school....not only do they embrace this opportunity to be seen,  they love it....thrive on it...get totally into it!

its social hour on the lot...they go from suv to suv...bouncing around gabbing to whomever will listen...the chit chat..the gossip...the horror!

they are all pros...they all know way more about your offspring than you do...its artwork...its uncanny...

we have 2 options...you either get into the line or you park your car and walk into the collection area...the ones that walk to the collection area all have fido in tow...its like a fuggen dog park...and this gives them more to talk about...they accessorize themselves with a k9...and a coach purse...and black leather boots...once they see their pride and joy, they escort them to their mercedes or their (out of my) range rover....all smiling and happy that everyone sees them...

i pull up in big d....park in the handicap space and wait for the bubbas to come to me...who wants to get out of their truck?  i dont...i listen to espn radio and wait...and watch the circus clowns mingle and mix...with k9 in tow...i cant wait until fido drops a duece...

whats wrong with people? 

we used to hop on board big yellow and pray that the ex con bus driver would remember his route...nothing beat the bus ride...the fellowship...the bond we had with your neighborhood buds...the cussing...the scamming...plans were made on the bus...

deady mc threadington

sorry folks...ive been bizzy...just havent had the spirit to keep the insanity going...time to kick start this baby into the normal blissful dysfunction..

just dropped off wifey at the airport...she will be on a first class Caribbean cruise for the next week plus...she is on the big boat with her sister and parents...oh what fun...

i have the children for the week....and the 3 k9's...my only duty, other than the survival of my offspring and the dogs is to feed the inlaws cat...

hate the word "children".... it sounds so stupid.....the children...my child....my children....bout to puke...i just cant stand that word....love my kids tho....when someone says "children" its as tho they are talking down to you...its something ms doutfire would say....in zoning meetings, there is always some nag that stands up for the "children."   

several years ago, when my bidness was thriving, i got a piece of ground rezoned for a walgreens...this was a slam dunker until some beotch stood up during the public hearing and stated..."i stand here before you for the children!"  are u fuggen kidding????   this ninny went on to say that she has a concern for the many children that will cross the busy road, attempting to avoid near death, wanting to purchase cigs and candy at our walgreens...see something wrong here?...i chuckled to myself until i looked around and saw several board members actually lending this wingnut an ear...and the debate began...a debate that nearly killed my deal...because....another fuggen ninny started in on this debate....and another...and another.....the children the children the children...stomp my nads!..we barely passed...4 to 3...thanks moms...u suck!

the many bad influences that a walgreens brings to the community was an education for me...and this was when walgreens was not selling....ready for this...alcohol...one after the next..."the children will get run over..killed...going to your walgreens...."  i sat there pissing myself... i wanted to tell these ninnys a thing or two about their precious children...

our development is a very successful one...well planned....this trade area is vehicle friendly....its not mayberry....and in its seventh year of being online, i have yet to see a child cross this highway to get cigs, beer, candy or tampons...


i hate the word "children"...and i despise ninny moms!

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amazing what we stupid parents

do for our kids...

back in the day, we played outside....we organized neighborhood games...smear the queer....pickle...500...endless days and nights of fun and frivolity...you were on your own at school...you were absolutely horrified if you ever saw your parents at school...

now its a fuggen joke...kids wont play unless there are sidelines and referees present with fuggen whistles...making horrible call after horrible call...

now we dumbass parents drive our chillin around aimlessly while our lives together as husband and wife wither away in the abyss...no time for any fun for ourselves...

now we fuggen buy our kids a shitload of sporting goods and gear for sports that our little fuggen offspring have a passion for...a passion that lasts 3 days...

now we meet with teachers almost every week...administrators...tutors...college prep fuggers...act...sat...

now we receive emails from johnny's and susy's teachers telling us how great or shitty they did on a fuggen worthless quiz...

now buy our kids lessons for sports because they refuse to call up a friend for a game....



pussies!  the  United States of Pussies~

light saber anyone?

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Man-wearing-Darth-Vader-mask-attacked-trooper-witnesses-say/-/1637132/7647618/-/q6fu81z/-/index.html






i dont believe what i see here...vader could easily taken this cop down with a force choke...uhhh vader, light saber maybe???


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cnL80ItPxA


god damnit...fight back~!

off for awhile....

ive been off for awhile...last post was back in mid december...yikes...ran out of spite steam i guess..
i have plenty built up...deadly spite buildup...

well 2011 sucked ass....nothing good came from that miserable 365 days...

thinking that 2012 will be better....but probably not...

had a pretty good xmas...gotta couple good gifts..gun cleaning kit was my favorite..and a very cool nfl sack....the rest sucked...wifey got me a nice ipad case...too bad i dropped it one week before i got the case...fuggen werld...great timing

raiders lost their last game...out of the playoffs again...knocked out of fantasy playoff picture on the last week of season play...

now i get to suffer for 7 months before i get to suffer yet again....fuggen raiders...losers!

the new "bachelor" season started and this season looks to be dynamite!  so many hotties with major issues...like watching a train wreck...love that show

timing is everything...i mean everything....if a genie popped out of my makers bottle and i had one wish...id wish for perfect timing....id be awesome at everything...bidness...sports....sex...its all in timing...everything!

later...