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amazing what we stupid parents

do for our kids...

back in the day, we played outside....we organized neighborhood games...smear the queer....pickle...500...endless days and nights of fun and frivolity...you were on your own at school...you were absolutely horrified if you ever saw your parents at school...

now its a fuggen joke...kids wont play unless there are sidelines and referees present with fuggen whistles...making horrible call after horrible call...

now we dumbass parents drive our chillin around aimlessly while our lives together as husband and wife wither away in the abyss...no time for any fun for ourselves...

now we fuggen buy our kids a shitload of sporting goods and gear for sports that our little fuggen offspring have a passion for...a passion that lasts 3 days...

now we meet with teachers almost every week...administrators...tutors...college prep fuggers...act...sat...

now we receive emails from johnny's and susy's teachers telling us how great or shitty they did on a fuggen worthless quiz...

now buy our kids lessons for sports because they refuse to call up a friend for a game....



pussies!  the  United States of Pussies~

light saber anyone?

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Man-wearing-Darth-Vader-mask-attacked-trooper-witnesses-say/-/1637132/7647618/-/q6fu81z/-/index.html






i dont believe what i see here...vader could easily taken this cop down with a force choke...uhhh vader, light saber maybe???


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cnL80ItPxA


god damnit...fight back~!

off for awhile....

ive been off for awhile...last post was back in mid december...yikes...ran out of spite steam i guess..
i have plenty built up...deadly spite buildup...

well 2011 sucked ass....nothing good came from that miserable 365 days...

thinking that 2012 will be better....but probably not...

had a pretty good xmas...gotta couple good gifts..gun cleaning kit was my favorite..and a very cool nfl sack....the rest sucked...wifey got me a nice ipad case...too bad i dropped it one week before i got the case...fuggen werld...great timing

raiders lost their last game...out of the playoffs again...knocked out of fantasy playoff picture on the last week of season play...

now i get to suffer for 7 months before i get to suffer yet again....fuggen raiders...losers!

the new "bachelor" season started and this season looks to be dynamite!  so many hotties with major issues...like watching a train wreck...love that show

timing is everything...i mean everything....if a genie popped out of my makers bottle and i had one wish...id wish for perfect timing....id be awesome at everything...bidness...sports....sex...its all in timing...everything!

later...

teblow!

the guy is everywhere...haunts me...kills me...if he werent a donk, id embrace him....it...whatever...

but he is a donk...so im a hater...

the guy just bugs me...i cant shake the nightmare of tebow!

im the festivus tebow child this holiday season...im feeling it...

vegas baby!

heavens to betsy....ive been ignoring saundoggy like i do when wifey wants me to snuggle...been too long...i thank built for the reminder...

well...i got back from vegas this monday....note to self...for the 10th fuggen time....5 days in vegas is 2 days too long...i never learn...what a fuggen blast tho...

golf with the greatest guys on the planet....greatest food man can eat...a fluffy as all get up bed...8 hours of puking...started around 10 pm thursday night....every 15 minutes...until 530 am....the noise i make when i puke cant be explained...by the time it got to 2am, there was nothing left to puke....except this yellowish viscous material that started eating a hole through the porcelin...evidently, i caught a bug er something....i laid there wishing for death...it was sad....wifey was sleeping...no need to worry about me wanting to leap out of the window...51 stories high....but all is well...sleep tight...dont let the puking, dying, bedbugs bite...

got thru the near death experience....golf that am was at 1130...after zero sleep....the dog shoots a cool 75 on a titty track! beware the sick athlete...i guess...that night, we saw the show "jersey boys"....kickass show....enjoyed it very much!

me birthday was on saturday and i got to celebrate with 18 holes of awesome golf....and a dinner on top of the rio resort...the view was awesome....the company , just as good as the view...then onto the pleasure pit....the pit is where we played poker at the planet hollywood....while playing, one gets to look up and see the most beautiful women on this planet dance ...wowsers....chubville!  didnt hurt that i drew a straight flush and profited about 700 bucks on one hand....we were all making money that night....huge....it was too good to be true...and the ladies....we were making some serious noise after every pay out...man that was fun...pleasure pit satnite!  a new tradition created...!

sunday is sportsbook day....starts at 10am...ends 8:30 pm....all day....drinking one bloody after the next....then onto makes....had pizza delivered....bet on every game....won more than i lost...fuggen raiders shit the bed...i just really dont like them sometimes....frowny face...

monday is rest and relax day....detox day....whatever...didnt work...as ive been sick all week with the squirts....all week...like a fuggen 711 slushy machine...called doc and he wanted a sample...i stopped him there and told him id gut it out....nfw im sampling this shit...im courtesy flushing every 5 seconds as it is...

well...im back so ill be seeing you later...

thangsgiving...

my boyhood neighbor buddy would always say "thangs" instead of THANKS!

i heard a fella say "warsh" last weekend...no "r" in the word wash...

i know peeps that pronounce the word "roof"....ruff

i live in the state of missouri....not missoura...

some things im THANKful for:

• females...i love women..they look nice to me...at least the nice looking ones...
• football...the best ever sport played on our planet
• email and text...cuz i dont have to talk to assholes
• mondays...kids are in school
• tuesdays thru fridays....see "mondays"
• chris farley...everytime i see his picture or one of his skits, im dying from laughter
• health...im always in pain so fugg that one..i take it back
• food...i love eating
• makers....i love drinking
• oakland raiders...i love them..not like im going to marry them kinda thing
• pizza...pizza is not a food, its a drug...the best fuggen drug ever
• knives...nothing like a cool knife in your pocket
• mizuno...best golf irons ever engineered...i never settle
• friends...i have the best..nothing compares to this lot of humans
• family...wifey is supercool, the kids are alright
• jared...hopefully his diet plan will win me big cash
• skoal...dipping is awesome
• guns...i love guns...they are cool and im packin
• squash...greatest game to play...u sweat bullets while playing a chess game...must be fit and smart..and have heart...thats why i suck at it...
• steam room...give me steam or give me death
• golf...golf is my religion...i love going to my church
• truck...my truck is awesome
• 106 inches of hd heaven...nuff said

and thats that..dont think i missed anything..
DISCLOSURE:::   this list is in no particular order