Showing posts with label bedford falls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bedford falls. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

mommas gotta squeezebox



daddy never sleeps at night....in and out and in and out.....shes playin all night...and the musics all right...






always thought that song was about sex....in and out and in and out.....wtf else could it be about...? squeezen box....yes!!!






i think "in and out" is probably the most important of all prepositional phrases...






what beats that?






youre either in or out....cant be both...






in and out of a golf funk



in and out of a par train



in and out of love...



in and out of the beaver...oops...wondering if my editor will catch that one...



in and out of drug rehab









always thought.."falling in love" is somewhat funny....when one falls, it means youre going to get bumped...bruised...or seriously fugged up....why not "climb in love...or ascend in love?" when you are actually achieving something...a prize if you will...the summit of love and happiness...






...falling for something....falling into something....big trubs i say...u gunna get burned! now falling out of love.....that might be a decent way of describing this action or feeling if you will....when one falls out of love, one gets to fall out of a bad thing...yet why say "fall?" ... come to think of it..should be "escape from federal prison..."









lately, ive fallin into some shitty deals....but at the time...when things were fresh and bidness was booming...i "developed" some great deals.....that word "developed" is so positive....there is a product created because of your hard word and knowledge....well that shit didnt last long did it? fuggen heap of crap was developed....next time i have to drop a deuce.....im going to announce that im going to "develop a product...."






im quite pissy these days...fuggen werld...






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Sunday, December 12, 2010

george baileys nut sack


is huge...this poor fella could never...ever do what he wanted to do...as a kid, he was a national geographic explorer....wanted to sail the seas to exotic lands....


but no...the building and loan and an overbearing mr potter kept him from doing this....the building and loan kept " ole moss back goerge" ( a nickname coined by georges long time buddy sam wainwright...the same sam that offered george a solid ground floor investment into PLASTICS!!!) from going to college too...poor george...the fugger was forced into his miserable world of managing a struggling bidness in a dump like bedford falls....marriage...kids (wtf is a zuzu?)..potter...


when the bank was being run....that stupid asshole bastard wanted his entire 450 bucks out of georges personal kitty...this kitty was going to be used for his gd honeymoon....and that greedy bastard wanted it all....i wouldve knocked that fugger out..but george bailey gave him the entire amount.....


georges nut sack was huge...he endured so much pain for everyone elses pleasures.....what a guy!


finally ...in the end, the grubby bastards that were the recipients of mr baileys love, finally paid it forward...and george bailey became the richest man in bed falls!


way to go mr bailey....!


and fugg potter too...!!!!that ole bastard stole from uncle billy....if he returns that $8000 deposit, george never would have gone to the bridge...but then again, he wouldnt of had to endure that night with Clarence...and thusly becoming the richest man in bedford falls...!



nutsack!!!! george bailey has a biggen!