drunks are funny

YIKES

Double Yikes


one thing I see....in common with most of these fugged up drinkers...is the lean back....I guess this is where a wall comes in handy....

nails II

dropped off the lease modification to gal there...the buyer...HONG VY...should have called her HONG KONG UGLY...this gal immediately wants lower rent...shocker there eh?...i gave hong papers...and got out out of there like the viet cong during a recon mission...

i many times wonder what the hell i do...what is my purpose...what the fugg is up...i deal with a wide spectrum of peeps...and nothing amazes me anymore....im like a war vet that has been shellshocked into oblivion...i got 2 fuggen degress from SMU and im a fuggen maintenance man...

after all my dealings with crazy tenants...thugs at the car washes....crazy ass bastids of this plant....the one incident that i witnessed 3 years ago never leaves my mind...we have vandalism, robberies, trash dumpings out the ass...i was driving thru my retail centers lot and saw these white bastards, dressed in a suit...riding their bikes on thru...visiting tenants....no doooot they were latter day sainters...you know...you see em a mile away....it was 100 out and these poor bastards were in a suit passing out Lord literature...these peeps of god...these carriers of the WORD...ducked into one of my car wash bays, and fuggen took a piss on the bay wall....i saw them and i fuggen couldnt believe my eyes....my eyes...my eyes!!!! i shouted to these God fuggers..."you are gods people and you piss on my property???!" they both rode away....smiling...and on the 15th day...god said to piss on saundoggys car wash!

i digress...so far no deal with HKF....hong kong fooey...ill chime in when this ground breaking deal makes....this one deal will change the landscape of our economic engine....cross fingers...

i really need to start drinking again....i might buy me a big ole bot this weekend....fugget

kiss my ass...i aint irish...!

thats all the irish need....an excuse to drink...

i despise these "holidays"

i mean come on...its amateur day and night.

new years eve sucks!... st. pats blows...strassen fest, wtf cares..? dont start me on the shit fugg valentines day...secretaries day...arbor days....that reminds me of a funny story...in HS for senior week, we had one day established to dress up as your favorite holiday....there were many bunnies, santas etc....i dressed up as a tree...for arbor day....it was beautiful...trunk was two poster boards painted bark like...got 2 huge leafed branches and held them firmly in both hands.....everyone was all baffled.....wtf are you....im a fuggen tree....happy fuggen arbor day....even then i had smart ass anger issues regarding this made up shit...that was a tough day at skewl for me...those branches were somewhat cumbersome...fuggen buggy too...

why the fugg do my kids have fuggen 2 weeks off for spring break!? the bubbas had 4 friends over and of course, they all stayed over...and made noise....and woke wifey and me up multiple times...

im in a pissed off mf'in mood.....and right now, i dont like this happy st paddys day shit!

im not irish...i dont care...

wtf is st pats day anyway...? if i recall...some fella named pat...was irish...and he did something back a long time ago...think he played the flute and somehow got the snakes out of ireland....or perhaps there was no flute involved...i like that phrase....play the flute...skin flute...in the 4th century...whatever he did allows everyone to feel like an irishman for one day every year... wear green or you get pinched...drink drink drink...

the irish do not need coaxing to drink...its like having meth day for my laborer RANDY...he doesnt need that...still havent heard back from RANDY....i need some randy work done...fugger probably still in jail...