damn gals ... stfu!

whats up with females....? cfb they talk way way way too much...what takes me about 10 seconds to get out, takes the average gal 10 minutes....

no wonder us fellows tune out....we males are always accused of "not listening..." im definitely guilty as charged...i cant take it...i dont listen....i cant....it all just goes in and quickly out of my semicircular canals...i have the most efficient canals on this planet.....they wisk away the input (words, phrases, and bullshit) at lightspeed...blah blah blah....its gone!!!! blah blah blah.....see ya!

this pie hole spewing ability has zero prejudice...as long as the human has mammory glands and a vagina...its good to go...try me...i wont listen...unless you keep it 2 minutes...thats all i can take...

i get myself in serious trubs....its all because of my superpower, listening wisking abilities...superman has all that talent and wouldnt even come close to my power....blah blah blah blah....LATER!

my dad gave me advice long ago...before i wed wifey....he said ..."just tell her that she is right, and move on..." i know what he means by this now....took me a fuggen eternity...

saw a t shirt today..." i heard blah blah blah, then i went fishing"...smells ya bro...

im convinced this is why i dont really like to talk to anyone anymore...texting and email are preferred...

banned...

i have been banned from watching my daughters soccer games....she wont let me watch her golf matches either....same goes for her squash matches....kids going to earn 10 varsity letters by the time she graduates....awesome...the others get to watch her....

i make her nervous...

i did get the invite for 3 games this season and she played great...i dont make her nervous...i stay way far away...dont yell...dont say a word....heck, i dont even like mingling with the parents....i dont like their kids...i dont like parents of other kids...annoying...

so syds on a pretty high powered HS team and they are doing well....i keep hearing that syd is playing awesome and its killing me that i dont get to enjoy watching my fuggen offspring make defenders look stupid....syd has mad one v one skills....and she is fast to boot....but i digress...cuz i dont get to ever see this shit..."you shouldve seen syd yesterday, she was awesome!" yeah shut the fuck up mate....

bubbas are totally different....they want me to watch their every move....so i go with them and i enjoy myself...they arent girls...males are so much cooler than females....girly girls are the complete worst!

so syds HS team kicks off at 4pm....the skewl is all stoked because they are good for once....this team is loaded with young talent so they will be awesome for several more years....but i dont get to see that....i just cut the check and count the days when this wasteful unit leaves my house...tick tock! she is number 24...thats probably the age she will be when she is gone forever...24 is a kickass number...i hear its a great show too....

as yoa would say...."bring little to the table this one does"

go the rude route...

this am...i fuggen opened the door at sbux for this lady....cool....i have manners...this fuggen bitch said thanks...walked in with her brat fuggen daughter...and got in line in front of me...ok...i opened the door for you...that doesnt give you fronts beotch! and your stupid rude spoiled kid ordered a drink that took the barrista 20 minutes to make....what kid orders a fuggen chai tea whip whip 2 sweet n lows..grande in a venti cup muther fuggen latte??? who does this? the lady had a simple dink...i think the lady ordered a mocha...she didnt need it, but she ordered it...im pissed watching this debacle right in front of me face...i was in a hurry too...i needed to get to doctors office so he can stick a 6 inch needle in me back again....and again...and again....fun! fuggen werld i live in...tired of it..

i felt like speaking up...ive been so beat up lately, one of these days im going crazy loco fuggen postal...like the crazed fella in that movie...mike douglas....rimmed glasses....i cant remember shit anymore...just looked it up....for photo...falling down....

later today.....bout an hour ago....i got in my truck and proceeded out of my spot....this old man is walking to his car...he sees me and stops....i wave him on....he waves me on...this goes on for 3 cycles...finally i get my way because im fuggen polite....this old bastard took 5 minutes to walk past my front side.....laaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

if this old fart moved any slower, hed have a moss pile growing down his hump back....cfb!!!!!

im going rude from now on...fugg the females and the old farts! that fugger shouldnt be driving anyway....holy shit!

call me when youre 24 and you need cash

ha...thats what i tell my 16 year old daughter....she will...shell need me then...until then....its friends and friends and friends...

a very close friend told me he too lost his daughter at age 16....he said she came back into the fold at 24..

dont mind me...i find it kind of relaxing....dealing with females is tough enough...if one wants relief...im all for it...beat it syd!

now my sons are just starting to discover the greatness that i have to offer....boys are awesome...very little drama....but man they stink....everything about them stinks...their feet can melt down a nuclear reactor....they can destroy a fuggen bathroom in 20 seconds...its crazy how shitty their shit stinks...omfg...what the fugg did you eat bubba? ...i teach them....i tell them of the courtesy flush....hit the fan bro...close the fuggen door....FAIL!