may the fourth was with me!

new lego store opened up just down the road....in mall....the LOUs first and only Lego store...knowing me well enough, you should know that this is awesome news...im giddy...

In celebration of their opening, I spent some cash....may the 4th...this Lego store promoted the x wing star fighter....skywalkers ship....same one he used to blow up fuggen death star numero uno...presently it is under construction and things are looking fuggen greatness!

this project blows away doing puzzles....me bubbas are helping huge....this is a family affair....the lego store gave out cardboard yoda ears as a promotional item....I grabbed three and one must wear said ears while constructing Luke's ship...

this is where my life has brought me....in a fuggen galaxy far far away....dang!

shulda called me the dork...

draft night!

tonight is my fantasy footy draft! i cant stop thinking about it...so stoked to put my defending championship team together...







team name: "the most interesting man in the world"

room 24

porn central division...

goal is to sweep peter norths pole





at 8 pm central time....you will feel the earth shake as i assemble the greatness!..

syd passed her drivers test!

finally..i have a kid that drives...!!! totally stoked! we just had a nice family dinner and birthday cake....and now syd too bubbas to mac for some squash....wifey and i have the fuggen house to ourselves...im so giddy! im farting up a storm im so excited!

wifey all nervous and doesnt get my smiles...oh well...to each his/her own...

next step...COLLEGE!!!! baby steps i guess...

never hunted before...got an invite...

and im fuggen all in....! after shooting sporting clays...saundoggy is officially an outdoorsy kind o fella....

a big , powerful, italian family owned real estate developer invited the dawg out for a duck hunt...ive never..in my sorry life...ever shot and killed a living creature...my pops always went pheasant hunting and i always passed....pops has an arsenal of weaponry....and all of the sudden, im interested in having these jewels added to my pitiful arsenal...

november 18....i get to "enjoy a day of duck hunting, food, and friendship..." kick fuggen ass!

i have zero equipment..but guess what???....its all provided....no gun...PROVIDED...no AMMO...PROVIDED....no cammo...PROVIDED! no clue....HOPEFULLY PROVIDED!!!

i hope i dont shoot someone....im big time ADD...i sure hope i listen to the rules otherwise someone might get hurt...sure hope i dont dip into the makers while out in the blind...that could be very bad.....im hopin this italian family doesnt put me in cement shoes after i make a complete jackass out of myself...!

im giddy....im gunna blow those little bastards out of the fuggen sky!!!!

no more touchy feely animal lover....ima killer....ima mess!