how bad is it?

ill tell you..

my 16 year old daughter....daughter mind you...(my dad was so happy when i had a daughter....he said nothing beats havin a little girl...dad, youre a complete retard!) treats me like shit..

actually ...picture this...

im a turd...in a pile of turd buddies...and there is another shovel full of turds being piled on me...over and over..higher and higher...the shoveler is me daughter....i can hear her laughing and cursing between shovels....im covered in turd....i have turd breath...i have turd clothes...the pile is huge and getting larger every day....

oh wait...the pile is lessening...hey wait...i can actually breathe now...wait..what syd...? what do you want? you actually are communicating....wow! yes...what...? oh 20 bucks...is that a smile...? did you just hug me? better get all the air i can muster before the shoveling begins....and it will begin soon...

yeah dad...i have a little girl alright...aint she sweet?

syds team lost yesterday...she wouldnt talk to me...i didnt watch game...wasnt allowed to...

females...

im going to spend the next week on the beach pontificating, analyzing, and figuring out females.

any question you have, i will have the answer..

im on a quest....i need to figure this thing out....for all of MANkind...

since there will be zero golf for me in mexico next week, i will just sit and stare and pontificate...that and eat and drink... i plan on filling my journal with the most eye opening, scientifically tested research on the other side...the dark side....the world of the females...

my eyes are wide wide open...im going in!