Virus

So ferfy gets on our technology..always...and downloads widgets..screensavers....etc on our lappys and itouches....our iPads..everything
Technology, ferf fuggs it up...he means well...it's cool dad ...jail breaking your itouch rules right?...

Well now my lappy has some kind of worm virus...it was one of those screens that pops up on you basically saying that your system is being looked at by some African tribe in Nigeria.... Crap...the screen saver and widget he put on was totally cool tho...

So now I have me iPad to master....this piece of machinery is totally coolness greatness...I love me pad eh...I'm confident that I will be with pad always from now on...

So my I.T. Fella will have to take me lappy and fix her up once again....I always cringe when I have to give up me laps...Boyd will now know where I've been....yikes!...first thing we males learned when the www was brought to us by al gore was erase cookies and delete browsing history...but something tells me that these eggheads always give it a looksee anyway. Fuggen bastids are all hackers anyway..

Hack away!...nothing illegal...unless searching for "deformed pigmy toe suckers" is illegal...

unreal..

Laptop...check

i touch...check

smart phone...check

ipad...check

the ipad was purchased using the bubbas own money....ok...but i told them they wouldnt be using it much...but nooo...they needed it...wanted it...

yesterday....one of the bubs asked wifey to buy back his ipad back...for full price....ha...the fuggen thing has a cracked corner that his $30 cover so conviently...well...covers...no deduct for that eh?......i guess he realized that his other apparatuses fill the bill....and they do...in spades...

their lappys do it all....so do their damn smart phones....their ipads...well all you have to do is put their itouches in a fuggen enlarging machine....and viola!

i take time out of my day to observe....rant about shit that drives me nuts...and my best material is right under my nose...

why do we feel compelled to buy this shit for 12 year olds? in our defense, their lappys are leased from their skewl...and a requirement...so pass....and their itouches...well everyone has a pod so watever....smart phone....why do they need a smart phone? thats on us...all they need is a simple phone that they can use for talking and texting....does a 12 year old need all of those apps? the ipad was a complete waste of THEIR money....wifey and i made them cough up for this pos...we knew it would get play for about 2 weeks and collect dust thereafter...

my house is basecamp for dbaggity...