shit tenant

we have a shit tenant....literally...

this guys sewer backs up every 2 to 3 weeks...he uses 4 ply paper...and it doesnt dissolve....he has 3 toilets used by 25 to 30 of his people....

told him to use a less thick paper...dude refuses...we have rights to make him change...hes a dick...fuggen dork loser refuses...wtf...

he wrote us a letter informing us that we have poor plumbing and he is moving out....we have never ever had a problem with this building until this fella moved in with his army of shitbags..no other tenants back up...apparently, they dont wipe their ass with a fuggen beach towel like these assholes do...

it is crystal clear that he is the problem....this building has perfect plumbing as we have scoped it with a camera...

we showed him what his paper does when it sits in a glass of water for over 8 days....it doesnt dissolve....then we showed him what normal paper does...dissolves instantly...

i cant wait to try this fugger in court....what a shitty case he has....winnah!..

worm turner

i think my worm has turned...went to home depot today...buy some lights for a property...shit, i forgot to get something...fuggen a!...

i pulled in...parked...walked in...asked where i can find tube lighting....fella pointed down the isle that was right there in front of me upon entry...holy shit....ru serious? found me lights...lickity split (wtf does that mean anyway?)...it means in quick order....fast...but where do you get that from lickity split? one licks a split quickly...? i guess if youre not into that kind of foreplay then i guess you want out fast eh? me like it down there.... or does it mean that you devour a banana split quickly...cuz i do....lasts probably 20 seconds....i mean it....i digress...

after picking out me lights...walked back where i came in from looking for a checkout counter....there was a counter all right...the return counter...the checkout counter was to the left ...about 300 yards away....doh!

the nice fella there who showed me where to find me lights saw that i was bummed about the day long trek to the checkout counter and offered to check me out at the return counter...

hell fuggen yes!

in and out in 5 minutes...no money spent on needless shit...

thats a good day....im stoked because i can use some good news and some luck...im easily pleased these days...perhaps im back!

perhaps not....as the rest of my day licked bag...so im fuggen back to the shitcave...thats where this superhero hangs out....to the shitcave!

fuggen werld!