ferf gone one day...

my house is clean and quiet....why is that when just one little shin kicker leaves, all is blissful? happens when wifey leaves too....but when i leave, all shit goes to hell....im not the glue of this family...far from it...but cfb...its easy street when others take off for a spell....

awny misses his bro.....ahhhh how cute right....? wrong....bullshit.....hes bored because he has no one to fuggen throw hay makers at....im sure ferf misses awny for the same brutal reason...

and the clean house....oh its nice...we are the prime example on why a couple should conceive one child....i would love to have been the only child in my fugged up family....i couldnt imagine how cool as hell it would be to be me and wifeys only kiddo.....damn....ice cream every night...!

so far this summer....wifey and i have had both boys gone for about 5 days....and now ferf gone for 7....wifey leaves end of august for a couple days....have that one on me calendar....

when i go to dallas in september....all fuggen hell will break loose here....and ill hear about it every fuggen time i call in....why is that? now i know why some of my very close friends choose not to call in.....smart peeps live in the southwest!

me new favorite place on earth...

hmmmm.....

some love the country...

some love the grand canyon...

some love the beach....

me...i love GOLFSMITH!

its super cool...been there just about every day since they opened up...first store in stl...

i just go and look...hit some balls..they have the best indoor range...huge computerized monitors...state of the art.....putt around their huge , sweet, beautiful green....i bought a mizuno hat...got a couple of sticks regripped...

i want to vacation at golfsmith...

fuggen heaven!!!!

mudder fugger vacas are tough

im still fogged in from my extended weekend in dallas...every october, i go to dallas for a golf orgy with chuck and the boys...funny, every year i see these fellas i went to college with, and it never gets old...id like to think that we arent getting old , but thats a big fat lie...we laugh our collective asses off....i feel like i have abs of steel after a long wknd with chuck and the boys..

when out of my bubble, i cant sleep or shit...i can drink, pee and eat tho...we play lots of golf and we eat lots of food..and drink lots of makers mark...lots...while sitting on our asses on the golf cart or couch...

i hate the last day so much....i know im totally spent and the following week will be worthless....i know that the fun is over and the reality of life back home is approaching...the crap business...the lawsuits....the lawyers....the banks.....all the fun shit waits for me...

kids: first thing the little bastards want is a gift....beat it punks...you dont get shit....i went to dallas to have fun with my friends....and thats it...no gifts....what the fugg is goin on here? they lost interest in me quickly once i told them they were out of fuggen luck! nice eh?

i went to bed monday night at 730pm...last night 8pm....ive evacuated my bowel problems....send out a hazmat crew, me throne needs to be quarantined off.....DONT GO IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im still fogged in....its crazy....ill be back in order by dec 2....when VEGAS comes! im giddy! golf at bali thur/ fri...royal links sat....sports book all day sunday....gicfwigotybtysaapagtp! (gawd i cant fuggen wait im going off this year because this year ('10) sucked ass and people are going to pay!