nut shot...are u serious?

one of my bubbas got nut shot'ed the other day....at skewl...poor little (not so little) bastard...this kid fuggen kneed him ..right on the spot...the package was squished....at least the little fugger shouted..."nutshot!" before inserting his scrawny pointy knee right where it counts....they had to cart him to the nurses office...bubba fainted...

ive been tellin the bubbas for years to just beat the shit out of these little bullies....most of these bullies are smallish...Napoleon like creeps....my bubbas are huge...strong and well....nice....too nice...

im waiting for the day when one of em just unleashes the wrath of khan on one of these little bastard bully kids...there have been plenty...and well...the bubbas are an ez target....they are tall...big...strong...handsome...polite...and popular....just like saundoggy back in the day...hehehe...this kind of shit happened to me too....everyday....and i remember when it stopped too....that was a great day!

betcha these little fugger bullies are hearing from their old man....i can hear it now..."hey son..pick out the big handsome popular ones and fuggen nut em! theyll go down and all will laugh....they wont fight back...thats just the way it is these days.."

sad but probably true...our kids are taught to be so fuggen tolerant....they dont even want to protect themselves for fear of getting in trouble....or hurting someones feelings....i can go on and on...

message to bubbas: beat the living crap out of the next little bastard that knees ur "area that we live for"....without that, what else is there???? cfb!!!!!!!!!! thatll be a great day for saundoggy!

differing views points...

wow...watched the raider v rams game yesterday...i was born an oakland raiders fan and root for them no matter what...yesterday the oakland raiders played the hapless stl rams...both teams lost their first game...both teams needed this win...going 0-2 in the nfl is the death nell...



ive watched both teams play this season....i watched my raiders get their asses kicked last week in tennessee...i had it streaming on me lappy and my new lappy almost went for a ride....it was probably the worst ive ever seen an nfl team play...it was embarrassing...



contrary to that..the rams played the az cardinals pretty tough and had a chance to pull off the game....so there was some mo going for the rams as they came to oakland....oakland had to win...if they didnt, their 120th coach over the last 10 years wouldve been fired....



the raider/ ram game was ugly...like c team football...i switched back and forth from this game to the pats v jets...and everything bad about the oakland/ram game was greatness in the pat/jets game....the crowd..the stadium...the feel...the talent...the announcers...the pat/jet game was a real game...the NFL....the announcing team for the raiders was so bad...its as tho they swept up some bums from the street and put head phones on them....i guess when your a level d team, you get level d talent...



the raiders prevailed...barely...and its funny to read and hear the fans/pundits from each team evaluate the game...



rams fans: we had it in the bag...the raiders suck...al davis sucks...we choked...



raider fans: we almost let em have it, we shouldve killed this team...they suck....we beat the shit out of em...the score doesnt show the result...we rule again!



ive come to the conclusion that every fan looks at things with a very narrow view and mind...



how can anyone that watched this game come with this bullshit??? i breath silver and black...im a huge raider fan....their shield is everywhere....i have stickers in..not on...IN big d ...CFB!! (christ on a fuggen bike!)



as a football fan, i will tell you this:::: both teams stink on ice!!!!!...they stink worse than a cam pilley squash shoe (we billeted for cameron pilley AUS...hes a pro squash player...his shoes smell like fresh and steaming dog shit...www.cameronpilley.com...we made him leave them out on the patio....i think they scared away the deer...because the deer do not come around anymore..its been 3 years...) these 2 teams will be LUCKY to win 6 games total this year....that means the raiders are a third of the way there...the fans of these 2 teams need to be real....and they wont...because they are blind and stupid....saundoggy included...

cant compete...

wifey better than saundoggy

1. squash.....she has won multiple club champs...me....zippo nada nichts nein nyet

2. bidness....she continues to excel is every facet of the bidness werld

3. local friend set...she is an integral part of her group of "bitches" ...saundoggy lives in a cave ...the bubble..all snuggly

4. wifey is getting hotter ...and i mean hotter as time ticks on...im amazed! saundoggy is ugly..hideous...i cant stand looking at meself anymore...look away, im hideous!

im far superior in folding laundry, keeping house clean, and doing dishes...

soon wifey will realize her full potential and send me packing...hello eating govt cheese in a van down by the river!

squash sucks...i hate again..dark side looks good

flicka went down in 4 tonite...i sit here on a friday nite...contemplating retirement..once again

why do almost 45 year old fuggs think they can still compete? singles is a young persons game...i hate dubs...so thats out of the picture...

now i get to look forward to another poorly played oakland raider game on sunday...they suck...yet i still root for em...i suck at squash, yet i still insist on playing for the inevitable loss...i root for the raiders knowing that they suck...im a mess

i feel like the john mckay coached tampa bay bucs...the nfl expanded by 2 teams in 1976...the tampa buccaneers...and the seattle seahawks...john mckay was the bucs first coach and he had volumes of classic quips all cued up and ready to go at a split seconds notice...the tampa bay bucs sucked...lost an nfl record 26 games in a row....

my favorites::

"we didnt tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking"

"you do a lot of praying, but most of the time the answer is NO!" when asked what it is like to coach an expansion team''

"im all in favor of it!" when asked about his teams execution

"you guys dont know the difference between football and a bunch of bananas" when answering a question during a presser

"it was thrown to nobody...well it was thrown to somebody... to harry carson, but he happened to be playing for the ny giants at the time...it would have been a good pass if harry had been playing for us" a classic quote after his qb threw an interception

missouri athletic club...downtown stl..coolitivity

i had a rare successful bidness meeting this am...downtown...i need this deal...i mean need it!...afterwards...i drove down to the MAC...havent been to the downtown club in a long time...see, im a bubble boy...i dont venture out much...its safe that way...for me and others...im not serving house arrest or anything....if youve read my blog, youre probably thinking this crazy wing nut should be...

the MAC...missouri athletic club....is a gem....its one of those old tyme clubs...built in the early 1900's...1907 i think....its one of those places that makes you feel like a man....you walk in and well...you want to drink whiskey, play cards, shoot pool, and hang out...every fella has a place like this to go to...

the 5th floor is super cool....it houses multiple kick ass locker rooms, the worlds best steam room where the steam is delivered directly from the cities underground steam loop...this steam room is huge and can easily hold an entire delta mu sigma chi sausage party...this steam room has MANUAL control...totally grandfathered in....you control the steam...and it fuggen comes out like a locomotive! ive walked in before and a couple of old farts were sitting in there...and the room was about 500 degrees...these old crazy bastards were just lappin it up....i had to leave after 15 seconds...my lips were boiled off their foundation....i looked like tom kite for a week! i digress...

the 5th floor also contains a 25 yard lap pool, the largest and greatest stainless steel whirlpool..a kickass weight room...a golf simulator...the mac store where you can buy all the sporting gear...a shoe shine place...and the gym....5th floor is base camp for all that is cool in the world of health, fitness....and general coolitivity....

back in the day, before the females rose up and wanted to be members of this once all male club (mid 1980s...some beotch ruined it for all)...the 5th floor was all naked all the time.....im talking swimming with full rudder...there were more balls and sacks on the 5th floor then you could imagine...on occasion, some of the old guard will forget that the naked rules are long gone.... and come out to the whirlpool while a gal is swimming laps....i say wtf...we were here first...! the showers are the ultimate. these showers put out the water with the greatest of pressure...all the pipes are exposed..all the pipes rattle..OLD SKEWL!

the 10th floor is just as kickass as the 5th....10th floor contains the legendary "sleep room," the card room, the billiard room, and the hotel rooms (actually there are 3 full floors of bedrooms)... the "sleep room" is just that...you go in sit in the lounger melt and sleep....always full of the old farts....sleeping and farting...

on the roof, there is the best paddle tennis court in the entire city and county of the LOU....

the mac downtown is where wifey and saundoggy held our wedding reception....the MISSOURI rm...i heard our wedding reception was awesome....i wouldnt know....i was too young and stupid and nervous and drunk to remember....

on occasion, youll hear one of the old farts talk about how the MAC was in its glory days...boxing matches, followed by drinks and cigars with hookers....the place had it all...now its like walking down main street at disney world...

table of swearing

i love to cuss...this is my new bible...

i just shouted out element 32.."bloody fucking shit"~! as i was just outside pulling some weeds and placed my hand in a pile of dog crap...big ole smelly pile of dung....!~....(man the weeds are huge this year) #72..."CHRIST ON A FUCKING BIKE" they are huge!

i earned a gold star today!

went to post office to pick up a parcel...this place was packed ...i drew my number...this little asian fella watched me and shrugged....apparently, he didnt know that one needs to take a number to be helped by our postal service....poor little fella...

what saundoggy did next was extraordinary....i dont know why i did this....if you know me, you will be shocked....i traded my number with the little asian feller...i felt bad that he was just standing there...all hopeless...waiting for a govt worker to help him...that aint gunna happen unless one follows the standard operating procedure protocol.....poor bastard...one must draw the NUMBER...and wait for the fat black lady to call your name....you show said lady your number...you dont give eye contact...you look down...and u state your bidness....3 hours later, you are able to leave...i digress...the real saundoggy wouldve laughed at this guy and let him hang in govt bureaucratic hell.....strokin my way towards self centered island....

so i gave this little yeller feller my number...i took his.....it was rush hour so the spread in numbers between mine and his was 7 ....7 in post office time equals 30 minutes....give or take 10 minutes...this little old lady (reminded me of dear ole mom) turned to me and said.."you have earned a gold star today!" i bet she was a teacher....i never got the gold star when i was in grade skewl...spent most of my time in or near the principals office....i was adhd before adhd was cool!