raiders!!!

so kim jung al passed away this last saturday and the raids won a huge game this sunday versus the vaunted houston texans....im giddy fosho as i thought they would choke away another victory...

al was the raiders and now we are finding out more of what most believed to be the case....al meddled into everything....he made all the decisions and made his mark (sometimes of "skid" variety) on the once great oakland raider football club....he would call coaches before during and after games....he made every single draft selection....and as his years went on, his age showed....as he was unwilling to take on the newer forms of defense....i say defense because that is where AL truly believed he knew everything about! the raids always played a base style of D...with man to man at the corners....teams didnt need to prepare much for what oakland was going to show them defensively...the raiders were easily read and this made it tough goings for my team over the years...

now, we will see way more zone coverages....cover 2....zone blitzes...a more modern way of using personnel...

so i say looky out! raids are for real now...

rip mr davis...you will be missed....you made your mark and now its time for the team to fly!

huge raider fan!

tonight, me raids take the field at mile high....must be tough to play in denver when youre a fat fugger....these big ole lineman have oxygen at their disposal while playing the donks...

i have to stay up late to watch this one....espn has two games tonite...and they stuck the minor league teams on the night shift...crap!


i predict that my team wins this one....the raiders will run the ball and the donk defenders wont be able to stop them.....but something tells me that the raiders offensive coordinator will try to outsmart the donkos and go all pass silly on their asses....they do this and we will get chopped!


my fantasy footy team is a slightly average squad....i wasted about 10 makers on them while watching my ipad update the live scoring throughout the entire day....

being a fan of a team is hard....you feel so great when they win....when they lose, all hell breaks out and you feel like a steaming turd...

there can be only one winner....

go raiders!

XXX...best week of my life!

fitting that sb XXX was the TIME OF MY LIFE! XXX (hot sexy...titty!)...thats 30...i was 30...it was 15 fuggen years ago....i maxed out! nothing beats it...why? here's my list..

1. XXX was in ptown....phoenix...cowboys v steelers ( stillers) ...hate both of those teams...but it didnt matter..ptown kicks ass....weather is awesome...golf golf golf! ptown golf rules and we played a bunch o golf!

2. the phoenix open was taking place at the same time the town was hosting the superbowl...

ok thats why...

right...thats why it was the best week of my life right?

let me dive in a little more..

due to family connections...lets face it ...i married right period...i admit it...

the family connections allowed me to fuggen have the best time of my 45 years on this planet...

wifey and i had vip passes to the commissioners party....the party of all parties....this was where thousands and thousands of revelers and nfl players (current and past) gathered for food and frolick....i was a kid in the candy store...not only that...we were the TITS that night...we got to eat in the VIP area....tables set up for each team....sat right in between the cowboy table and the stiller table....met the coaches of both teams...cool eh...just fuggen awesome! also got to meet freddie b and jimmy plunkett ..timmy brown...(raider greats).....warren moon...lynn swann...the list goes on and on! food was so great...booze flowin....heaven! we were in the section where everyone else was looking in to....ha...beat it peasants...

next night wifey and i go to the owners party....this was a very mellow gathering of the nfl owners, family, and select friends....very small gathering at a very nice hotel ....food...booze...first class....we were the second party to arrive....the first one there was MR AL FUGGEN DAVIS....owner of my beloved OAKLAND RAIDER FOOTBALL TEAM.... the man...the crazy mutha fugger...im stoked....i go directly to al and introduce myself...he gave me about 15 minutes...cool eh...? al was wearing a white track suit...at a fuggen party...his glasses were on a thick gold chain...couldnt believe it...

so what did we talk about...

ME: "uh mr davis, im a big fan" i go into some detail how ive been a raider fan forever and i love the s and b...i go into how we got screwed in kansas city ( wifey and i were there) that season...

MR DAVIS: "uh yes ..that was a tough one.....say, next time we are in kc, let me know...and ill arrange it so you and the misses can come up to my box and look around for a bit...then you'll have to go back to your seats..."

uh wtf!!!??? this guy is rude..but i just went with it...he is al davis...

wifey is pregnant with our twin boys at this time....and i wanted to name one of the boys "RAIDER" ...so wifey tells AL this...

AL: "uhhh if you name one of your kids there "raider" i will see to it that he is outfitted with rayduh (al is from Brooklyn ny) gear his entire life...here is my personal assistants card...send here the birth cert and its a done deal.." i pussed out...wifey said i could name the boy raider and i choked...so no gear....fuggen idiot...im so weak

ok cool....AL just erased the letdown i just had with his snobby.."come up to my box and have a look" bullshit...im happy...

so it kind of ended there as AL began mumbling (i think he said "commitment to excellence...and just win baby...over and over again...or perhaps i was drunk) and i could tell he was tiring of my fatass...so we went to the bar...and had a great evening meeting all the other owners and family etal...

the next day: Phoenix open...we had the greatest set up there...a private tent on 18 green....right there....we got there early and the bloody Marys were going down like water....we got so fuggen wasted...the girls attending this golf tourney were so fuggen hot....it was absolutely amazing....my head was on swivel...wifey wasnt happy....i think i told her to start checkin out the hot golfers, when stadler was coming up the hill to 18 green....fat fuggen walrus!

the game: superbowl XXX (hahahaha) was an awesome game....of course we had vip ticks to the tailgate party...gap band.....you drop a bomb on me baby! i was in heaven...i love those fellas...HS favorite....we ate..drank...we were all lubed up ready for the game..cool and the gang there too....and i think midnight star....NO PARKING BABY>>>no parking on DANCE FLO!

our seats were fuggen kickass....we were right on the FIVE OH! i studied it for about 20 minutes....lining up my eye like i was sighting a rifle....yup 50 fuggen yardline! not only that...we were front row loge....no one to stand up in front of you....these were the best seats i have ever sat in period! who was sitting next to me....MEAN FUGGEN JOE GREENE....stiller great...had him sign my ticket stub...

the game was kickass...cowboys won a tight one....looked to be going to OT when the steeler qb threw it right to larry someone..(this larry fella was signed to the raiders the next season and was a total flop...thanks AL) and he ran it in for the closer....

game over...we proceeded to our car...oh yeah...VIP parking...we were out of there in minutes...

nothing ..and i mean nothing will even come close to that week.....movie star like treatment...

many would enjoy this type of treatment every week/day/year...i probably would pass on that...it was so fuggen outstanding that if it were to occur all the time...youd get sick of it...i would...and the memory of that week wouldnt be a memory at all....

BUILT RULZ!!!!

differing views points...

wow...watched the raider v rams game yesterday...i was born an oakland raiders fan and root for them no matter what...yesterday the oakland raiders played the hapless stl rams...both teams lost their first game...both teams needed this win...going 0-2 in the nfl is the death nell...



ive watched both teams play this season....i watched my raiders get their asses kicked last week in tennessee...i had it streaming on me lappy and my new lappy almost went for a ride....it was probably the worst ive ever seen an nfl team play...it was embarrassing...



contrary to that..the rams played the az cardinals pretty tough and had a chance to pull off the game....so there was some mo going for the rams as they came to oakland....oakland had to win...if they didnt, their 120th coach over the last 10 years wouldve been fired....



the raider/ ram game was ugly...like c team football...i switched back and forth from this game to the pats v jets...and everything bad about the oakland/ram game was greatness in the pat/jets game....the crowd..the stadium...the feel...the talent...the announcers...the pat/jet game was a real game...the NFL....the announcing team for the raiders was so bad...its as tho they swept up some bums from the street and put head phones on them....i guess when your a level d team, you get level d talent...



the raiders prevailed...barely...and its funny to read and hear the fans/pundits from each team evaluate the game...



rams fans: we had it in the bag...the raiders suck...al davis sucks...we choked...



raider fans: we almost let em have it, we shouldve killed this team...they suck....we beat the shit out of em...the score doesnt show the result...we rule again!



ive come to the conclusion that every fan looks at things with a very narrow view and mind...



how can anyone that watched this game come with this bullshit??? i breath silver and black...im a huge raider fan....their shield is everywhere....i have stickers in..not on...IN big d ...CFB!! (christ on a fuggen bike!)



as a football fan, i will tell you this:::: both teams stink on ice!!!!!...they stink worse than a cam pilley squash shoe (we billeted for cameron pilley AUS...hes a pro squash player...his shoes smell like fresh and steaming dog shit...www.cameronpilley.com...we made him leave them out on the patio....i think they scared away the deer...because the deer do not come around anymore..its been 3 years...) these 2 teams will be LUCKY to win 6 games total this year....that means the raiders are a third of the way there...the fans of these 2 teams need to be real....and they wont...because they are blind and stupid....saundoggy included...

universal constants:::

the following are given constants::::

1> every fall..i get fired up about the oakland raiders kickoff....about 2 hrs after kickoff, im already drinking makers to forget the last 2 hrs of raider football...

2> every monday after yesterdays raider game, i look forward to the following sundays kickoff...

3> every sunday after the raiders previous sunday debale, i repeat universal constants 1 & 2

4> after every raider season, im broke from the amount of money i spend on makers mark and family shrink sessions

5> in the off season, i cannot wait for the next season to kickoff...because the raiders always start the season in first place!

you son of a...oh...hey bro...whats up brutha !?

im at a stop light ...in big d (tundra crew max)...i was in the left turn lane...mindin my own bidness...suddenly...this sob (from the street im turning onto) turns left right in front of me...i mean he cut his turn way short...i was ready to fuggen go off with verbal and gesticular (not a word...but cool use of a cool word) mayhem when all of a sudden i realized how special this sob was...he and i share probably the most special of all things in life....he too drives a toyota tundra crew max...altho not nearly as cool as big d, his truck was the same make and year, but lacked in many ways....so saundoggy morphed from irate mode to instant "nod of approval" mode...i looked at this stranger, who just about took off my front side, and nodded his way...and this fugger nodded back...as to say "hey...youre cool." ...he most likely realized that big d was superior tho, that had to hurt him a little...

wtf just happened????...just because this sob is driving the same rig as im driving, EVERYTHING is cool...this guy could have just beat his wife and kids....this sob couldve just robbed a bank (which is cool by me ...i hate banks...fuggen pussies)....he couldve been the nastiest, worst, smelliest, ugliest human on this planet....BUT...hes behind the wheel of my trucks make and model....i can hear the pretty birds chirping....i can see the wind blown grass in the meadow nearby...the deer are frolicking....the brook is babbling (wtf does that mean anyway?) the universe ...life...everything is all good!

it struck me as a very odd, yet probably a popular and common reaction...i likened it to "fandom"...i do the same thing whenever i see a complete stranger wearing the "silver and black"....the shield of the greatest team in all of sports history...the Oakland Raiders! i treat my fellow raider fans like family....they have to be cool because they are fans of MY team....the Raiders belong to me...i own them...thats how i feel...conversation goes something like this:

you nod because hes wearing my colors...

Me: "raider fan eh?"

fellow: "ya"

Me: "cool"

fellow: "cool"

Me: "we suck again!"

fellow: "ya"

Me: "well... see ya"

fellow: "ya"

all is good...and thats that....thats the way of things when you share the crew max/raider type BONDS!