furkin fark!

me raids shit the bed yesterday....cfb brothers! close it!











bubbas football team performed very raider like too.....friday...up 20 zip at half.....lost 21 20...











but they are 13 years old...maybe they will learn one of lifes great lessons..."it aint over til its over"...thanks mr Berra...



what i witnessed sunday was a bunch of rich, fat, fast fuggers choke the living shit out of a for sure victory...its ok as their paycheck awaits for them in their locker....for us fans, we have to wallow in it for a week....taking shit from everyone who knows me....a colossal failure..driving around town in big d today....peeps honking....yelling "nice game!"...big d wears the shield of the once great oakland raiders..



since stats llc has been tracking shit like this, since 1993...this is the first and probably only time a team has scored touchdowns on all of their 2nd half possessions....the fuggen buttfuckboooofallo bills ...had the ball 5 fuggen times in the second half....5 fuggen tds...thats 35 fuggen points...to go along with the 3 points they struggled to get in half 1....




the only thing good that came out of yesterdays game was that it gave me a great excuse to down more makers mark....i went to bed angry but got to sleep quickly....


crap!

huge raider fan!

tonight, me raids take the field at mile high....must be tough to play in denver when youre a fat fugger....these big ole lineman have oxygen at their disposal while playing the donks...

i have to stay up late to watch this one....espn has two games tonite...and they stuck the minor league teams on the night shift...crap!


i predict that my team wins this one....the raiders will run the ball and the donk defenders wont be able to stop them.....but something tells me that the raiders offensive coordinator will try to outsmart the donkos and go all pass silly on their asses....they do this and we will get chopped!


my fantasy footy team is a slightly average squad....i wasted about 10 makers on them while watching my ipad update the live scoring throughout the entire day....

being a fan of a team is hard....you feel so great when they win....when they lose, all hell breaks out and you feel like a steaming turd...

there can be only one winner....

go raiders!

lake of the hoosiers

got back from our annual lake of the ozarks trip....this year was kind of cool due to the fact that none of my kids brought friends...oh, they tried, but no one could go...

allowing your kids to bring friends brings on the big time fake dad role play....

some examples:

with friends along..."please son, do not light the wd40 on fire inside the condo.."

without friends...."you fuggen retard! youre going to burn this fugger down and i aint paying for it...shit for brains!!!!!"

with friends along...."sure kids, lets go to golf carts and then get some ice cream afterwards!"

without friends.... "are you fuggen serious???! we just went last night....blew a hundo on you brats....plus im drunk now and fugg if im drivin!"

with friends...." jet ski rental? sure...."

without friends...." just push each other on the pool raft...bring me the makers bottle you shit!!"

with friends...."goddamn it....i need a dip o snuff...!"

without friends...." hey awny, toss me my spit cup!"

with friends..."sure..u can watch a movie on the way home....and ill be sure to turn off my music so you can hear the flick loud and clear..."

without friends...."we are fuggen rockin out...."keep your eyes on the road and your hands up on the wheeeoooooool!"

4th and fuggen july has begun

fuggena man....june blew ass....everything about it sucked....later!

now comes july....this is the month i make some deals....my golf swing is totally back on target....no worries...

july 4 is coming ...we were going to a friends kickass farm for a long weekend of sex drugs and rock n roll....actually...no sex at all....makers mark...and grateful dead music...but i can dream eh?....but that all came to a fuggen halt when the host fuggen cancelled....something about them selling their house and being too busy to entertain the 12 guests or so....great start july....fugg off already!

so now what do i do...? guess ill drink alone yet again....watch car shows....and fishing shows...maybe get some golf in....i dont have a golf crew anymore...so i rely on inviting myself...no one picks up my calls...is this a hint? hell, i dont pick up calls anymore...you email or text me if you want to chat...those are my rules....talking sucks and is a total waste of energy....listening is even more difficult!

so here we are...july fuggen 1...go uncle sam! this country was great...now it sucks...people suck and so does bidness....but hey...ima winner

when u have 106 inches of hd heaven

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universal constants:::

the following are given constants::::

1> every fall..i get fired up about the oakland raiders kickoff....about 2 hrs after kickoff, im already drinking makers to forget the last 2 hrs of raider football...

2> every monday after yesterdays raider game, i look forward to the following sundays kickoff...

3> every sunday after the raiders previous sunday debale, i repeat universal constants 1 & 2

4> after every raider season, im broke from the amount of money i spend on makers mark and family shrink sessions

5> in the off season, i cannot wait for the next season to kickoff...because the raiders always start the season in first place!