proverb

Saundoggy says: make your mark in life....just make sure its not of SKID variety

yawning crickets...

ima fuggen bore...wtf cares???? i clean a mean fuggen kitchen.....and fold laundry up the azz....found scotch tonight....man thats good shit...

insignificant me is....as i just found out how to track me blog hits....and well...im about as popular as a yeast infection in a whore house...

wifey dont read me...id read her tho...and thats what makes saundoggy cool....look me up on urban dictionary...im the coolest...fuggen right!

damn booze

costumes for kids

holy crap! why cant these kids make their own halloween costumes? went shoppin last night because ferf had to be a banana and awny had to be an inflatable football for hween....syd is a cowgirl....she has to have the exact same costume as her friend...i will never figure out this female thing...dont even want to!


awnys football costume inflates...fuggen great! even better is the "kick me" sign plastered on the rear of the outfit....wtf....hes literally going to get his ass kicked all day today in school...i can hear it now....kids in the hallway...THUMP!..."the kick is up and its GOOD!" ... poor stupid tard.


ferf might be sent home today....as his banana costume is phallic...he looks hung like horse....waiting for the call.....tick tick tick....its quite disturbing....i think his costume was found in the adult section...


all in all it wasnt so bad as far as costs are concerned...china loves halloween....china loves all of our holidays....as these costumes were made in some sweat shop outside shanghai....stay away from fire....whooosh!








last year, the bubbas made their own costumes.....they were awesome....and cheap...and funny ...and great...they lasted one house....then off with the boxes and onto the houses...later they burned em up in the bon fire....rockem sockem robots....greatness...!

mudder fugger vacas are tough

im still fogged in from my extended weekend in dallas...every october, i go to dallas for a golf orgy with chuck and the boys...funny, every year i see these fellas i went to college with, and it never gets old...id like to think that we arent getting old , but thats a big fat lie...we laugh our collective asses off....i feel like i have abs of steel after a long wknd with chuck and the boys..

when out of my bubble, i cant sleep or shit...i can drink, pee and eat tho...we play lots of golf and we eat lots of food..and drink lots of makers mark...lots...while sitting on our asses on the golf cart or couch...

i hate the last day so much....i know im totally spent and the following week will be worthless....i know that the fun is over and the reality of life back home is approaching...the crap business...the lawsuits....the lawyers....the banks.....all the fun shit waits for me...

kids: first thing the little bastards want is a gift....beat it punks...you dont get shit....i went to dallas to have fun with my friends....and thats it...no gifts....what the fugg is goin on here? they lost interest in me quickly once i told them they were out of fuggen luck! nice eh?

i went to bed monday night at 730pm...last night 8pm....ive evacuated my bowel problems....send out a hazmat crew, me throne needs to be quarantined off.....DONT GO IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im still fogged in....its crazy....ill be back in order by dec 2....when VEGAS comes! im giddy! golf at bali thur/ fri...royal links sat....sports book all day sunday....gicfwigotybtysaapagtp! (gawd i cant fuggen wait im going off this year because this year ('10) sucked ass and people are going to pay!

nfl

please nfl i beg you...get rid of instant replay...it sucks! the refs call should stand! its a human game, played by humans, watched by humans , and officiated buy humans....who the fugg cares if the humans that officiate the great game of football are old b

lind and fat....i dont...just make the call and get on with the fuggen game!

i hate it because most of the time, the old fugger gets its right...but they are forced to go look at the play from the 3000 different angles.....then ascertain whether or not there is CONCLUSIVE evidence to over turn the call.....

cfb!!! the nfl has too many rules to interpret anyway....now you have some idiot in a both discussing a call with the idiot on the field...probably Caesars palace bookie on the line as well.....5 minutes later, we get some crazy concocted diatribe why a fumble was considered an incomplete pass....ala the tuckrule....fuggrule....the field ref got it right....brady was shaking his head walking off the field....but nooooo...the booth made that call and the pats went on to win the bowl that year....

i dont give a shit if the call on the field goes against the raiders, just play on...get it going! like old skewl!

i hate volumes of rules....we have a govt that makes them every day....moms and dads make em too.....too many of them arent enforced....screw enforcing a rule...just make up more shit rules that keep you from making any coherent decisions.....blame it on someone/something else....like a fuggen camera! bunch of pussies!

let the players untuck their shirts too! everything looks all clean and tidy...jeeeezus!

this new hitting rule...helmet to helmet....omfgsmnwashahtutdabebc...(oh my fuggen gawd smash my nuts with a sledge hammer and hang them up to dry and be eaten by coyotes) what a bad rule.....im all for players not leading with their helmets...that rule has been made long ago..but not enforced...but...what happens when the runner drops his head and hits a defender? is this cool? and how do these old fart officials ascertain this? a suspension for a guy hit helmet to helmet with a running back who drops his head.....fugg that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

point is...football is a simple game....get rid of all the communication too....the headsets..burn em...the mic'd helmet, toss em away!....just line up and play! you are losing me!

brett favre threw a beauty td to his te sunday night....the nfl made a rule just after the rams v bucs nfc playoff game that shouldve been interpreted there, on the field, right then and there..and it was! perfect...beautiful.....well done! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO.... ref ....but the replay crew over turned it....that was a game winner...but it wasnt in the end...because replay suck ass! im not a pecker fan...a viqueen fan..i actually hate brett favre..big fuggen cry baby drama dbag fugger....wahhhhh!!!....but i am (was) a big fan of the game and its losing me...wont be long until i tune out altogether!

been on vaca..dudes...golf..

nothing beats a very long...extended weekend...golf orgy with your buddies...nuttin...cept for a very long...extended weekend orgy in vegas with wifey...

thing is...im so amped up for golf...i cant fuggen sleep...hell i cant sleep when im away from my raiders snuggie ..in my bed..in my bubble...never could...my system clock shuts down too....missed all my poopertunities...im blocked up like the lincoln tunnel at rush hour...ive literally slept 5 hrs max during the last 2 nights...im fuggen giddy for golf...all ive done is roll in bed, fart, and watch the clock slowly tick towards a comfy time to get up...

we play a pete dye special today...uncle built is with us and while hes one of my very solid mates, he sucks ass in golf...built has a great swing....fluid...all the natural fundamentals met soundly...yet he struggles...and its fuggen hilarious at points...

yesterday, we played 36 holes..long ass day on two long ass difficult tracks...built smothers a drive left...remarkably, his drive stays dry along a landing strip of grass between a lake and a very solid brick property wall....the other side of said property wall contains multiple muti million dollar dallas texas airdropped mcmansions...airdropped as in PLOPPED next to each other, one after the next.... after the next....and so on and so forth...love the housing stock here...beautiful...yet you can literally reach out and touch thy neighbor...

so built is drives down the landing strip....finds his ball...and proceeds to hit a low stinger rope....ball prob got 6 inches of air....its traveling at a very fast pace...ball hits a rock..ricochets of a rock and does a bee line at a mcmansions back pat...this club has 36 holes...just about every hole is mcmansioned lined...beautiful landscaping....pools...gazebos....the works! builts ball finds the only back patio that is full of people partying....its a thursday afternoon...the ball pinballed its way thru the gazebo, the awnings, the outdoor full kitchen area...THE WORKS!

one lady there...must have been the hostess...looked over to see who couldve done this...well built had driven his cart up to see the damage done and say his appologies... the lady immediately shouted.."dont you know how to yell FORE!?" then i overheard her telling all of her important guests that her house has never...ever...ever been hit before....and saundoggy believes she is most likely telling the truth here...id call bullshit if it werent true...this house was buffered well and no way a ball could get thru the jungle of trees that were clearly keeping her important guests safe and cuddly..

this was like striking the lotto for me....what luck this was....saundoggy laughed so hard for so long...my abs are ripped...this was a work of fuggen art...picaso...rembrandt...bethoven... snake stabler vintage comeback....ART!!!!

poor built...its ok tho...hell survive...weve given him plenty to laugh at too...thats what friends are for...

4th and fuggen 5

last night mnf football game waas the worst game ive ever sat thru...watched the entire game...why you ask??? well...my fantasy team was up by 12 on my opponent..and he had chris johnson going....

the jags d was containing him all game...cj is the best fantasy player..he is the titans running back...first pick in every ones draft this season...he was getting nothing...locked down...no tds...no big runs...

the game was over....the titans were kickin the jags ass...the titans , and chris johnson, had the ball....less than 2 minutes left....and its 4th and 5...what happened next is pretty much a summation of saundoggys life this year....2010..the shittiest year ever...no year will come close to the fecal matter that has accumulated this year in my shit basket...

so...cj gets the ball...on the most meaningless play of the year....(titans were up by 20 plus...game over...take a knee you stupid fuggers)...and takes it to the house..untouched...!

this play has me thinking that the fantasy football fix is on....its not about point spreads because the spread in this game was already broken...there is no other explanation....someone powerful wanted cj to make a huge play....that play alone was worth about 20 fantasy points..

so my fuggass team lost...and i watched this game...just hoping that cj would get hurt...or get shut down...he was fuggen shut down!!! until the most meaningless play in the history of the nfl!!!

mother fugger!!!! kick me in the nuts then cut my head off and shit down my neck!!!! then put my head back on and feed me catfish heads!

im pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw..im no longer the biker foxes....i changed my team name to BLANDA....in memory of the once great oakland raider who died 2 weeks ago....my team let BLANDA down because of the most meaningless play in nfl history....so i changed my team name to "RENT TOO DAMN HIGH!" you tube it...this crazy bastard is running for ny governor..thats the name of his party...