jan 24 2011

monday..probably the second worst monday of the year....number one being the day after the superbowl 45 sunday...

games yesterday were booooring....and poorly played....slop...crap....and booring...

there is nothing worse than being cold as witches teeet....snow on ground....cold...snow...dismal....monday midwestern winter am...after championship sunday...

hungover...house is a mess...

the sports radio fellas are lighting up the airways on this jay cutler injury....my take on it is simple and prob correct....dude couldnt go...thats it...no way a fella like him folds and quits...the dude gets hammered every sunday due to mike martz and his crazy 7 step drops...martz demands his qbs hold hold hold and fire at the very last moment....makes for big plays and battered qb's...he has always gone back in to take the punishment...hes tough...

the problem with cutler is his "look"...simply put...he looks like a fuggen pussy....he didnt once look interested in helping the bears 3rd stringer...and thats where image is everything....but perhaps hes not a fake type person and doenst act like everyone feels he should act.....self centered....hes out of the game, and well.....deal with it....he couldnt go....simple...win or lose, cutler always sounds like droopy dawg....

many...about 95% of the population will ridicule mr baby cutlets...no way he quit...that just doesnt happen with this kind of player...dudes a competitor...he just looks like a baby...

i think im jay cutler....

i hate your kids

you ever get that "look" from other parents? the look of "oh dont you think my kid is so cute" as the little fugger is kicking you in the shins...the same shin you just so happen to have shingles on. i know , dont end a sentence with a preposition...whatever..

people generally suck...and they create even more suckier kids by being sucky parents. i hate that "look!".... everyone gets the "look." it absolutely kills me. you walk by a family...mom and dad look at you... then look at their angels...then look at you hoping you are looking at their angels.. "look how cute my brood is...arent they special?" i get this everyday and it needs to end... i dont care about your kids. i dont like your kids...i hate your kids...(hate is a strong word..but it matches my title line)

you ever have a little kid punch you in the nuts? we all have...and dad is there laughing..."hey..great punch jr..im so proud" happened several times to me..kid just pops you an uppercut directly to the ballsack...
what do you do? i know what i wanted to do...wanted to "ray guy" punt the little pos.

i was in branson mo this last weekend with my bro in law. .kidless...beeeeeeuuutiful...golf sat and sunday...naps...great food...stayed at a very nice hilton...the hilton was a part of Branson Landing...( if you ever go to branson, stay at this hilton, golf at branson creek and the payne stewart carse...and eat every meal ...every meal at Cantina Laredo!) a mixed use entertainment center...very very nice for branson....unfortunately the people that frequent this place dont quite fit the demo the developers had in mind...i digress...

my point is this "look" i get doesnt just come from tristan yuppie and his stepford wife...it also comes from earl dub wide and wifey....got this "look" over and over again as i walked the outdoor shopping area....got the "look" at bass pro shops...even the harley biker dad and biker beotch gave me the "look"...."look, my kids are wearing the same harley shirt dad is wearing! see! see...! im watching you to see if you are watching them cuz thats all important to me and my entire purpose!"

everyone is so proud of their kids..why?

note to public: im not watching your kids....i dont care about your kids and how cute they are..i dont care what they are wearing...i can care less about how well they sing...how many goals they score...i am watching for the uppercut to the netheregions tho...a ray guy boomer will soon follow