Tuesday, April 19, 2011

nail salon drama



so the networks cancelled "all my children" a great soap....i grew up with the crazy people that lived in Pine Valley....erica kane...slut bitch...phoebe TYLER the queen bitch...rich crazy bitch...she owned PV.. ruth and joe martin.....their crazy mean son TAD martin...tad was in love with jenny...but jennys jet ski was booby trapped by a jealous fella....and blew up..jenny died and tad was never the same...






that was the show in the 70's..and 80s ...of course other crazy ass people were introduced to the show....they all slept with each other...awesome....i remember my mom blocking the tv set during the bedroom scenes....id always snicker and ask my mom why she is blocking my view....hell...i was interested...i was into soap porn...i did want to be a playboy photographer....still do!






well..this digression has a purpose....these fuggen nail salon people are driving my absolutely batty....we have 2 salons....in two separate props....id already explained the one in a previous blog...now the other salon family wants to sell and they are bringing in all sorts to buy their store...ive met friends....family....the entire family tree....i still dont know whom im meeting....i have to be very careful....when talking to the seller ( i thot the fella was the buyer) i kind of said bad things about the SELLER... the seller is an ass...he yells at me...and wifey too...he scares me) ....i got a weird look...and quickly covered my tracks....i dont have a clue who these people are.....they bring in different operators almost monthly...






we sued one of these salons several months ago...when the judge read the defendants of the case, the fugger judge cracked up...these names are funny sounding...long duck dong...we fang yow...we fuggem young...wo flung po...my attorney was laughing his ass off.....the plaintiffs werent there of course...they owed me money...and they didnt want to pay me that day....









you should see the financial statements from these prospective buyers...they list nothing...but they all tell me they have lots of cash....and they do...i bet...pillow cash isnt check able...






my phone rings and i cant understand...seriously...last week i delt with dong vo...the fellas name is dong vo for crying out loud!!!!...im talking to him and others around me laugh...."dong...dong!..i cant understand what you are saying...dong!" ...eavesdroppers cant wait until the next call....i would laugh my ass off too...









soap opera continues today....and until this ends, ill have some great material....stay tuned!



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