gals werld cup

watched the finals yesterday after watching "go darren" win the british...."go darren" is now the champion golfer of world...er sumptin like that...

gals soccer was pretty sloppy....lots of turnovers...chicks give the ball up way too ez....explains their sexuality really...they dont want the ball so they give it up....easily...they dont understand balls....ew....u take it...

i wish we wouldve played the swedes....they were good looking blondes...better to see 10 good looking blonde's run around than 10 jap chicks....wow they were smokin ugly!

soccer is a fugged up sport...a team can totally dominate and lose....doesnt seem right....the guys flop around trying their best to draw fouls....the gals not so much....

i wont watch gals play sports unless they are good looking...there are a couple real nice looking golf babes....so i tune in when dudes arent playing...

the japs won a game they werent even supposed to win....it was a shame watching our usa gals lose a game they titally dominated...in looks and play...

Nothing

Goin on lately...golf game is way back..feeling like a man again...better than feeling like an infant in the fetal position...
Ferf coming home from his trip to sea island...muffy...bifffster.....Emerson....!!!

Weve heard from ferf several times....and well...I think he's comin home with some injuries.....shocker....something about a golf cart meeting a pothole....

Found a new show I like....pawn stars....its awesome...

Got he green light for Xmas in ptown....if you have never seen a Xmas cactus, your missing out....

I'm not funny this week...I'm kind of tired and I've been holing up at home....because it's fuggen 199 degrees outside...

Busy shooshing away these fuggen 16 year old fellas that want to rape me daughter...

Damn persistent bastards....it's tough in our modern world...with cellys...texting...the www...Facebook...
Fuggen a these bastards are more sneaky than an alqaida operative...


Later

in 5 to 10 years ...

half of the "working " force will be attorneys....

lawyers everywhere....id be a terrible attorney....no way i could defend someone whom i knew was in the wrong...no fuggen chance....id tell my client to find someone else....

one of our attorneys is busy chasing the "class action" suits....hes going for the big one....i guess thats ok but when it comes for us to sue someone out of their leasehold, he is persona non grata...we are little shits....hes looking for the big shit!

the job market is so bad now....so kids coming out of college..the ones that are able, are extending their education....i dont blame them one bit...nowadays, attorneys are lighting up the lamp, so these kids are going to law skewl...score...!

before the great recession, we have always had one suit going a year..presently, im involved in at least 5...every one of them im on the right side of things...ceptin me pocket book....gulllboy!

there wont be much left if this continues.....and thats the problem...the appeal process is a killer on the already awarded funds....its like water torture.....slowly dripping...drip drip drip....right into your attorneys lake house....tfb

many of my friends are lawyers....i love them all...hell i love our attorneys...i feel all snuggy when i talk to them....hard to explain that one, but its true...when i talk to me counsel, i just feel like all is great in the world...its comforting....weird...

ferf gone one day...

my house is clean and quiet....why is that when just one little shin kicker leaves, all is blissful? happens when wifey leaves too....but when i leave, all shit goes to hell....im not the glue of this family...far from it...but cfb...its easy street when others take off for a spell....

awny misses his bro.....ahhhh how cute right....? wrong....bullshit.....hes bored because he has no one to fuggen throw hay makers at....im sure ferf misses awny for the same brutal reason...

and the clean house....oh its nice...we are the prime example on why a couple should conceive one child....i would love to have been the only child in my fugged up family....i couldnt imagine how cool as hell it would be to be me and wifeys only kiddo.....damn....ice cream every night...!

so far this summer....wifey and i have had both boys gone for about 5 days....and now ferf gone for 7....wifey leaves end of august for a couple days....have that one on me calendar....

when i go to dallas in september....all fuggen hell will break loose here....and ill hear about it every fuggen time i call in....why is that? now i know why some of my very close friends choose not to call in.....smart peeps live in the southwest!

keepin up with the joneseseses...

i remember ...back in the day....when your neighborhood buddy got the kickass bike with the banana seat and the chopper dealy bar.. in the back...ride while leaning back in style....and you got your older brothers piece of shit, broken up 10 speed...not cool...not cool at all....

your neighbors had the Mercedes...while my pop had the old company car....he always ordered the Buick...

so syd went to fla with her skewl buddy over spring break...right...they went to palm beach...on her friends dads jet...well well now...all out luxury...

so now ferf gets to go with his friend (different family) to sea island this sunday...for a week....the mom emailed us directions on how to get him to their fuggen jet....

in 2 weeks, i get to borrow my buddies condo for our family trip to the lake of the ozarks...we will cook up burgers/brats/and maybe steak...go to water park...ill get to golf....ill get to make my annual collection call to my partner who owes me big money....not private jet money....maybe a row of seats money....go carts....funnel cakes...fishing...lots of makers...

this shit is hard...we are not poor by any means..i consider myself a rich fella....now i get the q's from wifey....why cant we have that...this? great! these are very very nice peeps tho...which is great...i wouldnt send junior with a total dbag family....the kids have great friends...they just happen to be fuggen robber barron rich!

now im the guy that lives on the other side of the tracks....never ever thought id be that guy....

fuggen werld...

mommas gotta squeezebox

daddy never sleeps at night....in and out and in and out.....shes playin all night...and the musics all right...

always thought that song was about sex....in and out and in and out.....wtf else could it be about...? squeezen box....yes!!!

i think "in and out" is probably the most important of all prepositional phrases...

what beats that?

youre either in or out....cant be both...

in and out of a golf funk

in and out of a par train

in and out of love...

in and out of the beaver...oops...wondering if my editor will catch that one...

in and out of drug rehab

always thought.."falling in love" is somewhat funny....when one falls, it means youre going to get bumped...bruised...or seriously fugged up....why not "climb in love...or ascend in love?" when you are actually achieving something...a prize if you will...the summit of love and happiness...

...falling for something....falling into something....big trubs i say...u gunna get burned! now falling out of love.....that might be a decent way of describing this action or feeling if you will....when one falls out of love, one gets to fall out of a bad thing...yet why say "fall?" ... come to think of it..should be "escape from federal prison..."

lately, ive fallin into some shitty deals....but at the time...when things were fresh and bidness was booming...i "developed" some great deals.....that word "developed" is so positive....there is a product created because of your hard word and knowledge....well that shit didnt last long did it? fuggen heap of crap was developed....next time i have to drop a deuce.....im going to announce that im going to "develop a product...."

im quite pissy these days...fuggen werld...

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4th and fuggen july has begun

fuggena man....june blew ass....everything about it sucked....later!

now comes july....this is the month i make some deals....my golf swing is totally back on target....no worries...

july 4 is coming ...we were going to a friends kickass farm for a long weekend of sex drugs and rock n roll....actually...no sex at all....makers mark...and grateful dead music...but i can dream eh?....but that all came to a fuggen halt when the host fuggen cancelled....something about them selling their house and being too busy to entertain the 12 guests or so....great start july....fugg off already!

so now what do i do...? guess ill drink alone yet again....watch car shows....and fishing shows...maybe get some golf in....i dont have a golf crew anymore...so i rely on inviting myself...no one picks up my calls...is this a hint? hell, i dont pick up calls anymore...you email or text me if you want to chat...those are my rules....talking sucks and is a total waste of energy....listening is even more difficult!

so here we are...july fuggen 1...go uncle sam! this country was great...now it sucks...people suck and so does bidness....but hey...ima winner