teblow!

the guy is everywhere...haunts me...kills me...if he werent a donk, id embrace him....it...whatever...

but he is a donk...so im a hater...

the guy just bugs me...i cant shake the nightmare of tebow!

im the festivus tebow child this holiday season...im feeling it...

vegas baby!

heavens to betsy....ive been ignoring saundoggy like i do when wifey wants me to snuggle...been too long...i thank built for the reminder...

well...i got back from vegas this monday....note to self...for the 10th fuggen time....5 days in vegas is 2 days too long...i never learn...what a fuggen blast tho...

golf with the greatest guys on the planet....greatest food man can eat...a fluffy as all get up bed...8 hours of puking...started around 10 pm thursday night....every 15 minutes...until 530 am....the noise i make when i puke cant be explained...by the time it got to 2am, there was nothing left to puke....except this yellowish viscous material that started eating a hole through the porcelin...evidently, i caught a bug er something....i laid there wishing for death...it was sad....wifey was sleeping...no need to worry about me wanting to leap out of the window...51 stories high....but all is well...sleep tight...dont let the puking, dying, bedbugs bite...

got thru the near death experience....golf that am was at 1130...after zero sleep....the dog shoots a cool 75 on a titty track! beware the sick athlete...i guess...that night, we saw the show "jersey boys"....kickass show....enjoyed it very much!

me birthday was on saturday and i got to celebrate with 18 holes of awesome golf....and a dinner on top of the rio resort...the view was awesome....the company , just as good as the view...then onto the pleasure pit....the pit is where we played poker at the planet hollywood....while playing, one gets to look up and see the most beautiful women on this planet dance ...wowsers....chubville!  didnt hurt that i drew a straight flush and profited about 700 bucks on one hand....we were all making money that night....huge....it was too good to be true...and the ladies....we were making some serious noise after every pay out...man that was fun...pleasure pit satnite!  a new tradition created...!

sunday is sportsbook day....starts at 10am...ends 8:30 pm....all day....drinking one bloody after the next....then onto makes....had pizza delivered....bet on every game....won more than i lost...fuggen raiders shit the bed...i just really dont like them sometimes....frowny face...

monday is rest and relax day....detox day....whatever...didnt work...as ive been sick all week with the squirts....all week...like a fuggen 711 slushy machine...called doc and he wanted a sample...i stopped him there and told him id gut it out....nfw im sampling this shit...im courtesy flushing every 5 seconds as it is...

well...im back so ill be seeing you later...