its that time o day

MONDAYS....used to love them....when I enjoyed working and making money doing so....nowadays...I work and spin my wheels on fuggen bullshit that loses me money...its been like this for awhile....and its getting old..

its even worse with the chillin out of skewl....good gawd they are bothersome....rides to friends...ride home from friends....bitch and moan about nothing to do as I peruse over the hundreds and thousands of dollars of shit ive bought for them to keep the little bitches happy...

im tired of it...really am...and knowing that im talking to myself thru this stupid blog kinda has me going batty....what the fugg am I doing?  what is my purpose?  

basically, im one big fat giant waste of flesh...now for the advice part..

just because you give your kid a credit card for gas doesn't mean said kid will use it for just gasoline for my fuggen car that she "borrows."

oh, the beauty of itemized credit card billing....wtf is that shit....?  I didn't purchase 3 crappy overpriced  shirts from free people?  wtf is free people?  I do know that it is sold in all NORDS stores...nords....great store!  but great for me and wifey....not for an 18 year old...

later...

bad week..

this week has been brutal....HS mate died....Heart Attack...went out for jog Monday pm....came home after....died...just awful...

former work bro has cancer...leukemia...has 20% chance of surviving...

former partner just declared ch 7...so that's that....thanks for participating...

the HS mates passing is tragic no doooot....however he is gone and his wife and kids left behind get to suffer the most....J Wales...."dyin aint much of a livin boy." ...no its not....neither is living after the dying dies...

my bro with the cancer.....stinks on ice....he is not married....no kids....he is a strong fella and tough....I feel that he will defy the odds and pull through....if he doesn't, it will suck...but at least I have the opportunity to visit him and talk about old times.....this is healthy for us both...what if that was me?  we discussed this and I flat out said what I feel...we all die....its the ones left behind that suffer....he agreed...we discussed the passing of my HS friend...when you can discuss life and death like this,  you have it figured out...basically, its all about living...period!  after you are finished living, that's all there is for you on this planet...later! 

pardsy ch 7....this one really makes no difference to me after the other news of the week....I don't give a shit about the money...when you visit a friend in the cancer center, things change...big time....at least for awhile....until we forget....

drunks are funny

YIKES

Double Yikes


one thing I see....in common with most of these fugged up drinkers...is the lean back....I guess this is where a wall comes in handy....

norco catholic soccer

here in the lou...soccer is huge....sure every city seems to claim this....whatevs....St. Louis is soccertown USA for kids...we don't have a pro team....used to have the STL Stars of the now defunct NASL....I think that league is back tho....prob asking...WTF doesn't soccertown usa have a pro team?  the answer is...we don't have enough Mexicans here to support...so fugg off!

my kid played her last HS soccer game ever yesterday.....her team is quite good...very good actually....3rd ranked...her HS is a rich kid skewl...big on sports tho....but soft....with cash comes softness....its a basic...  her team was beat by a north county catholic all "girls" skewl.....the quotes are for gender reasons....Ill leave it at that...these gals were fuggen brutal....tough...cheap....very very skilled....aggressive to the point of...COME ON????

daughters team lost 2 nil...two set pieces did them in and a goal tender that was phenomenal....I mean COME ON???  this gal stopped everything.....came out of box and wreaked havoc on our little princesses...

as usual, the parents were worse....nothing beats the rudeness and udder disrespect of a north county soccer dad....they all were up on the hill yelling at refs....meanwhile the refs were giving them every call....it was ridiculous....I turned around and I think I gave one guy the "stroke me" gesture....not sure...it was most likely a throw both palms down arms out gesticulation...not sure that I went full stroke with one palm...if I did, it was slight....all i knew was I heard a gasp..and some mumbling...something like "that guy thinks he is all that"....or maybe..."that fella down there needs a lesson in north county catholic girls soccer.."   immediately thereafter, I began to bow up some....nothing happened of course....they most likely sized me up and thought otherwise...bawawaawawawa!

Its ok tho....daughters last game....my sons will never play vs those girls....but perhaps one day the might....yikes!

Boobs...part 2...

this pic really tells it all....

                                                              he is indeed one of us....

afros...they are awesome

Nothing says im cool better than an afro...afros were the shit in the 70s...afro hair styles were cross racial....no boundaries....except ive never seen an Asian....indian...American indian....FRO...

did a member of ABBA sport a fro....if so, even the swedes chipped in on the craze...

nope...no fros in abba....move along....the swedes are racists!

my best friend in HS had a fro....he looked like fuggen corky the clown when he wore a baseball lid.....fro stuck out from the sides....carried a pick...back pocket....how cheesy...but that wasn't me...I had golden blonde feathered locks....girls wanted my hair....it was perfect....now I have old man pubic hair on me top....its all course and white/grey...its fuggen horrible...im a dickhead...literally...



fros were cool....the fella from the band "boston" had the best fro....white guy mind you....

 

checkout that nest....holy where the fugg are my keys??  they are in your fro bro!

70's HOOP fros take the cake...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1046197-greatest-afros-in-nba-history

unreal...

Dr J

Artis Gimore

his fro make zero impact on the giraffes guarding him.....the one on the right looks like he might want to feast on the big fellas afro...the one on left is saying..."I have no time for dat!"


baseball had its fair share of great fros....

Oscar Gamble

 

this is what my HS BF looked like.....corky the fuggen clown!

 

Bake Mcbride...wonder why he goes by "bake"

then there was the gong show...

the fro is coming back...I see more and more unkempt curlies....

graduation...

daughter wants to have a grad party....fugg that....there is a stack of grad party invites right next to my fridge....in the kitchen....why have a party when everyone else is tossing money out of their asses for their kids graduation?  so, why not make it easy and just go to their parties....while there, pat yourself on the back for passing fuggen High school....make sure you eat their food and steal their booze...

fugg, these days, a college degree doesn't mean shit....so what do we do???   we send our HS passing kiddos to 4 years of sex drugs and rock n roll....I should say music because rock n roll doesn't exist anymore....wtf....cant we have one great RR band these days???   just one....last great band was STP....

so enjoy your parties....

the answer is no....what you get is this....yay!  there you go....

may the fourth was with me!

new lego store opened up just down the road....in mall....the LOUs first and only Lego store...knowing me well enough, you should know that this is awesome news...im giddy...

In celebration of their opening, I spent some cash....may the 4th...this Lego store promoted the x wing star fighter....skywalkers ship....same one he used to blow up fuggen death star numero uno...presently it is under construction and things are looking fuggen greatness!

this project blows away doing puzzles....me bubbas are helping huge....this is a family affair....the lego store gave out cardboard yoda ears as a promotional item....I grabbed three and one must wear said ears while constructing Luke's ship...

this is where my life has brought me....in a fuggen galaxy far far away....dang!

shulda called me the dork...

email hacked....

again...twice in the last two weeks...I don't get it...my password is/was awesome...unbreakable....id tell you what it is but I have same password for other shit....perhaps I need to change those too...

passwords are the way of life...passwords are used for just about everything....we had a special knock in college...when the knock was used, we knew who was coming in...back in the day, my neighborhood chum and I had our special shout out....wont tell you that either....not only is it kinda weird, but it is rather embarrassing... kids stuff, yet not going to tell...

this fuggen hacker is good...I would've given a grand to anyone claiming I would've been hacked....there is no fuggen way...the perm's and comb's (stat talk) that were at work for hacking my password must be an incredible number.....many multiple digits...wtf!

what does one obtain by hacking into my email?   I don't get it...there is nothing there other than the millions...and I mean millions....of emails to the great thread of fellas....that's my group of college buddies....GTF...great thread of fellas...so some chinaman has the universes funniest banter....if this fugger publishes any GTF material, im taking action....this stuff is GOLD!

tits...

I love cans, boobs, breasts, racks, bosoms (my mom always called them that and it would crack me up)...

the word tits is very funny to me....I like the word...I love using the word "titty"....when something is titty, it is awesome....spectacular....beautiful...the best!

wifey hates the word...tit and titty...the word derived from the word TEAT....

teat

/tit, tɪt/ Show Spelled [teet, tit]   

noun

1.

the protuberance on the breast or udder in female mammals, except the monotremes, through which the milk ducts discharge; nipple or mammilla.

2.

something resembling a teat.

 

 

I think definition 2 is fuggen awesome....something resembling a teat is a teat....how profound...so should it have been ernie and teat?  burts head look very teat like eh?  I love definition 2 for every word.  awesome...the word "shit"....definition 2....something resembling a shit...brilliant!

 

 

this leads us to the actual relevance of the teat. naturally, we know the purpose of said body part...  as a full fledged 100% hetero gal lovin fella,  I love mammories....but..i prefer them covered somewhat....that's the beauty of a bikini....topless beaches are gross to me....flapping around....too much flesh...total nipplage...whatever....

 

 

 

 

theyre here...

 

 

 

 

 

1947 - A Significant Year. Hope this gives you a little chuckle. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 66 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object with 5 aliens aboard crashed on to a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the United States Air Force as well as other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may not know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after the historic day the following people were born: Barack Obama Sr., Albert A Gore Jr., Hillary Rodham Clinton, William J. Clinton, John Kerry, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E Schumer, Barbara Boxer, and Joe Biden. This is the consequences of aliens breeding with sheep and jackasses. I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me. And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help ALL illegal aliens.

look away...its different for me

dose of reality people...our kids are doing what we did and doing it better...they are smarter...more equipped...better staffed...funded...you think we know this....everyone says it....but do you really know it...do you look away and tell yourself....NAH...rainbows and glitter???

we all know people that have found religion... im getting back into an  understanding of religion...Jesus was an awesome fella regardless if he is the SOG...this world needs more JESUS's or Jesuses...or Multiple Jesus like people...I'm dumbfounded though by the born agains....Born agains are no different than the parents described above....the rainbow and glitter crowd.....they had their fun but now shame those that do or did exactly what they did...party party, jesus, bible study, tell all how bad party party is....cycles go in circles so maybe "party party" will happen again one day...

Huge dose of these parents...the denial parents...the lookaway crowd...this weekend....as my kid grows up, I know whats happening...I think its awesome actually...I embrace this...we guide and we consult....we hug and we discuss....you can only do so much....we don't enable, MUCH...I find the growing up process fascinating...I embrace it...

 I got the look this weekend....the look from parents....all it took to get the "look" was a short conversation with a parent regarding some missing booze (vodka) from our house...kids dig the clear stuff....it looks like water...who knew?...wish I would've thought about that back in our day....but we didn't have bottled water...we had thermoses...I digress.....this conversation took place very innocently....all we wanted to do was alert said parent that the kids are drinking..period...end of story....not that their kid is drinking...we found some empty vodka bottles in our storage room...that's it...I usually throw my empties under my bed, so it wasn't me....this happened two years ago...this parent (mom) struck us from the "record."   we were in grownup time out....sentenced for eternity...

We took the bullet...I don't give two fucks about it.... I don't need this crap....people like this aren't allowed in my camp anyway...fake phony frauds.....beat it!  no more interaction with this group...so the fugg what!!!??? now I don't have to miss my shows for a cocktail party with muffy and biff!

speaking of shows:

duck dynasty
hardcore pawn
defiance
pawn stars
overhauling
sons of guns

are way better than hanging with the lookaway retards!

DRAFT!!!!!!

the NFL draft began last night....round one

WOW, the NFL has created a monster....it seemed every fuggen pick had some kind of sponsor to it...one was some fatass Bostonian speaking up for his town post bombing...sweet caroline...bah bah bah....WTF!!!??...another pick was sponsored by the armed forces...marching on the stage are reps from the army, navy, AF, Marines etal...some kid introduced a teams pick...id missed that one but heard it as I was refereeing a fight between wifey and daughter....something about a stupid shirt my kid ordered using my Credit card...seems like every fuggen pick was an agenda...

One round took about 3 fuggen hours....my team picked third because they sucked last year....they traded their pick and got their player anyway....yay!  many teams made curious selections...the cowboys, giants, bears, and saints looked silly last night...the guy the saints picked looked like a fuggen Puerto Rican knife wielder..  Giants picked  Augustus Gloop... bears picked a guy who has played the position he was drafted for a couple of games...

Worst pick..by far...was Dallas Cowboys::


31 (31) Cowboys (from 49ers): Travis Frederick, C, Wisconsin
Analysis: Unable to upgrade the middle of their offensive line or pick up Longhorns star Vaccaro to fix their issues at safety, Dallas drops down and winds up with Frederick, a center who wasn't projected as a first rounder in most circles. However, it's rarely a bad idea to pick a Badgers blocker, especially given the Cowboys' difficulties running he ball in 2012 (next to last in the league).

Believe me, I know what happens when a team picks a player that shocks the pundits....many many many times, Kim Jung Al would pick some fella and the studio guys wouldn't have footage on the poor sap..  Travis Frederick???  the guys name says it all....when your name is so much cooler saying backwards..youre in trubs...Fred Travis vs Trav Fredericks......case closed!

C Punt v nut racking

Funniest fuggen word ever....as fella, very frightened of getting racked....it hurts...a lot!  the pain is like no other...ive broken bones, gashed my flesh, been operated on, have major pain issues, etc etc...but nothing compares to a square hit...a pure stab....a solid whack to the ball sack....the initial pain is bad enough...the pain, 5 seconds after impact is nauseating...your entire world of health and happiness is jeopardized...

worst for me was during a hoops game....no one knew what was wrong with me....I was bent over, dry hacking....then hit the floor in full fetal...opponent went up for a jumper...his knee bent right into laurel and hardy....who fuggen shoots like that anyway?

evidently....gals have the same issue....altho I have to think that our boys garner more attention than the female privates...this rant (below) gives me reason to believe that the cunt punt is a form of assault....a very funny form of assault as it fuggen rhymes!

Sorority rant~~~~~~( I underlined and bolded the best part)


If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride.
For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Julia, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself.
I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that's not fucking possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a FUCK if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other girls to leave with you.
"But Julia!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not fucking funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don't give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING MATCHUP. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.
"Ohhh Julia, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you:
DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S EVENT.
I'm not fucking kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't fucking show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me.
And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a fuck. Go fuck yourself.



I understand this gal just resigned from her sorority....the C PUNT was the last straw...

The idiot found his way...

back to his village....I'm back...been kinda inspired by a few of you warped followers that evidently are way more interested in watching the train wreck vs helping out a human in need....oh well....lets fire up the train and see how painful this next saga will get...


any of you look at what colleges are charging these days...? we all got totally messed up in college...drinking...other things...drinking...more of the other things...the coeds...fugg...why enter the real world....?   this new trek in life costs a shitload of cash!  and i mean a shitload...look at the college guide book....check it out....there are thousands of colleges....id say 80% are 40k and up....ez...skewls that I never knew existed actually exist....its mindboggling....really...there is tuition....room and board...books (who fuggen needs  books anymore?..more on this in a bit) and the all mighty cost of living....

Books:  I just read where the price of books has skyrocketed.....according the bureau of statistics....812% increase since 1978....wtf?  kids don't use texts books anyway...my kids don't....I see them laying around the fuggen house....same place for weeks....laptops babe...laptops!  these books are full of shit anyway....try telling your prof that we nuked Japan because your grandpa(my dad) and his 500,000 friends were ready to invade...many say 1,000,000 were needed....lets go with half a million...regardless, the Japanese would've killed as many of these men as possible before offing themselves....history books have been rewritten by the PC crowd....fugg that shit!  Im here because of fat man and tall boy....actually its little boy....but tall boy reminds me of the many 24 ounce cans of beer drunk back in the day.... I digress....

ok....sure send them to state skewl....uhhhh..believe me I was crossing my fingers....I remember picking out my HS graduation present.....pops was going to buy me a watch....not a rolex by any means...but a nice, mans bidness/dress watch...I picked the most expensive watch...not even knowing the price...and this is what my kid did to me when picking her college...picking the costliest anything is my talent....and evidently, I have passed this along to me little fuggers...first one checking in fall 2013.....twins will go 2016...im so fuggen bummed....I wanted to buy an RV and travel the USA with wifey...now ill be lucky to afford the travel channel..


College is a total waste of cash...its a four year summer camp...gawd I miss the bubble....