DRAFT!!!!!!

the NFL draft began last night....round one

WOW, the NFL has created a monster....it seemed every fuggen pick had some kind of sponsor to it...one was some fatass Bostonian speaking up for his town post bombing...sweet caroline...bah bah bah....WTF!!!??...another pick was sponsored by the armed forces...marching on the stage are reps from the army, navy, AF, Marines etal...some kid introduced a teams pick...id missed that one but heard it as I was refereeing a fight between wifey and daughter....something about a stupid shirt my kid ordered using my Credit card...seems like every fuggen pick was an agenda...

One round took about 3 fuggen hours....my team picked third because they sucked last year....they traded their pick and got their player anyway....yay!  many teams made curious selections...the cowboys, giants, bears, and saints looked silly last night...the guy the saints picked looked like a fuggen Puerto Rican knife wielder..  Giants picked  Augustus Gloop... bears picked a guy who has played the position he was drafted for a couple of games...

Worst pick..by far...was Dallas Cowboys::


31 (31) Cowboys (from 49ers): Travis Frederick, C, Wisconsin
Analysis: Unable to upgrade the middle of their offensive line or pick up Longhorns star Vaccaro to fix their issues at safety, Dallas drops down and winds up with Frederick, a center who wasn't projected as a first rounder in most circles. However, it's rarely a bad idea to pick a Badgers blocker, especially given the Cowboys' difficulties running he ball in 2012 (next to last in the league).

Believe me, I know what happens when a team picks a player that shocks the pundits....many many many times, Kim Jung Al would pick some fella and the studio guys wouldn't have footage on the poor sap..  Travis Frederick???  the guys name says it all....when your name is so much cooler saying backwards..youre in trubs...Fred Travis vs Trav Fredericks......case closed!