proverb

Saundoggy says: make your mark in life....just make sure its not of SKID variety

yawning crickets...

ima fuggen bore...wtf cares???? i clean a mean fuggen kitchen.....and fold laundry up the azz....found scotch tonight....man thats good shit...

insignificant me is....as i just found out how to track me blog hits....and well...im about as popular as a yeast infection in a whore house...

wifey dont read me...id read her tho...and thats what makes saundoggy cool....look me up on urban dictionary...im the coolest...fuggen right!

damn booze

costumes for kids

holy crap! why cant these kids make their own halloween costumes? went shoppin last night because ferf had to be a banana and awny had to be an inflatable football for hween....syd is a cowgirl....she has to have the exact same costume as her friend...i will never figure out this female thing...dont even want to!


awnys football costume inflates...fuggen great! even better is the "kick me" sign plastered on the rear of the outfit....wtf....hes literally going to get his ass kicked all day today in school...i can hear it now....kids in the hallway...THUMP!..."the kick is up and its GOOD!" ... poor stupid tard.


ferf might be sent home today....as his banana costume is phallic...he looks hung like horse....waiting for the call.....tick tick tick....its quite disturbing....i think his costume was found in the adult section...


all in all it wasnt so bad as far as costs are concerned...china loves halloween....china loves all of our holidays....as these costumes were made in some sweat shop outside shanghai....stay away from fire....whooosh!








last year, the bubbas made their own costumes.....they were awesome....and cheap...and funny ...and great...they lasted one house....then off with the boxes and onto the houses...later they burned em up in the bon fire....rockem sockem robots....greatness...!

mudder fugger vacas are tough

im still fogged in from my extended weekend in dallas...every october, i go to dallas for a golf orgy with chuck and the boys...funny, every year i see these fellas i went to college with, and it never gets old...id like to think that we arent getting old , but thats a big fat lie...we laugh our collective asses off....i feel like i have abs of steel after a long wknd with chuck and the boys..

when out of my bubble, i cant sleep or shit...i can drink, pee and eat tho...we play lots of golf and we eat lots of food..and drink lots of makers mark...lots...while sitting on our asses on the golf cart or couch...

i hate the last day so much....i know im totally spent and the following week will be worthless....i know that the fun is over and the reality of life back home is approaching...the crap business...the lawsuits....the lawyers....the banks.....all the fun shit waits for me...

kids: first thing the little bastards want is a gift....beat it punks...you dont get shit....i went to dallas to have fun with my friends....and thats it...no gifts....what the fugg is goin on here? they lost interest in me quickly once i told them they were out of fuggen luck! nice eh?

i went to bed monday night at 730pm...last night 8pm....ive evacuated my bowel problems....send out a hazmat crew, me throne needs to be quarantined off.....DONT GO IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im still fogged in....its crazy....ill be back in order by dec 2....when VEGAS comes! im giddy! golf at bali thur/ fri...royal links sat....sports book all day sunday....gicfwigotybtysaapagtp! (gawd i cant fuggen wait im going off this year because this year ('10) sucked ass and people are going to pay!

nfl

please nfl i beg you...get rid of instant replay...it sucks! the refs call should stand! its a human game, played by humans, watched by humans , and officiated buy humans....who the fugg cares if the humans that officiate the great game of football are old b

lind and fat....i dont...just make the call and get on with the fuggen game!

i hate it because most of the time, the old fugger gets its right...but they are forced to go look at the play from the 3000 different angles.....then ascertain whether or not there is CONCLUSIVE evidence to over turn the call.....

cfb!!! the nfl has too many rules to interpret anyway....now you have some idiot in a both discussing a call with the idiot on the field...probably Caesars palace bookie on the line as well.....5 minutes later, we get some crazy concocted diatribe why a fumble was considered an incomplete pass....ala the tuckrule....fuggrule....the field ref got it right....brady was shaking his head walking off the field....but nooooo...the booth made that call and the pats went on to win the bowl that year....

i dont give a shit if the call on the field goes against the raiders, just play on...get it going! like old skewl!

i hate volumes of rules....we have a govt that makes them every day....moms and dads make em too.....too many of them arent enforced....screw enforcing a rule...just make up more shit rules that keep you from making any coherent decisions.....blame it on someone/something else....like a fuggen camera! bunch of pussies!

let the players untuck their shirts too! everything looks all clean and tidy...jeeeezus!

this new hitting rule...helmet to helmet....omfgsmnwashahtutdabebc...(oh my fuggen gawd smash my nuts with a sledge hammer and hang them up to dry and be eaten by coyotes) what a bad rule.....im all for players not leading with their helmets...that rule has been made long ago..but not enforced...but...what happens when the runner drops his head and hits a defender? is this cool? and how do these old fart officials ascertain this? a suspension for a guy hit helmet to helmet with a running back who drops his head.....fugg that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

point is...football is a simple game....get rid of all the communication too....the headsets..burn em...the mic'd helmet, toss em away!....just line up and play! you are losing me!

brett favre threw a beauty td to his te sunday night....the nfl made a rule just after the rams v bucs nfc playoff game that shouldve been interpreted there, on the field, right then and there..and it was! perfect...beautiful.....well done! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO.... ref ....but the replay crew over turned it....that was a game winner...but it wasnt in the end...because replay suck ass! im not a pecker fan...a viqueen fan..i actually hate brett favre..big fuggen cry baby drama dbag fugger....wahhhhh!!!....but i am (was) a big fan of the game and its losing me...wont be long until i tune out altogether!

been on vaca..dudes...golf..

nothing beats a very long...extended weekend...golf orgy with your buddies...nuttin...cept for a very long...extended weekend orgy in vegas with wifey...

thing is...im so amped up for golf...i cant fuggen sleep...hell i cant sleep when im away from my raiders snuggie ..in my bed..in my bubble...never could...my system clock shuts down too....missed all my poopertunities...im blocked up like the lincoln tunnel at rush hour...ive literally slept 5 hrs max during the last 2 nights...im fuggen giddy for golf...all ive done is roll in bed, fart, and watch the clock slowly tick towards a comfy time to get up...

we play a pete dye special today...uncle built is with us and while hes one of my very solid mates, he sucks ass in golf...built has a great swing....fluid...all the natural fundamentals met soundly...yet he struggles...and its fuggen hilarious at points...

yesterday, we played 36 holes..long ass day on two long ass difficult tracks...built smothers a drive left...remarkably, his drive stays dry along a landing strip of grass between a lake and a very solid brick property wall....the other side of said property wall contains multiple muti million dollar dallas texas airdropped mcmansions...airdropped as in PLOPPED next to each other, one after the next.... after the next....and so on and so forth...love the housing stock here...beautiful...yet you can literally reach out and touch thy neighbor...

so built is drives down the landing strip....finds his ball...and proceeds to hit a low stinger rope....ball prob got 6 inches of air....its traveling at a very fast pace...ball hits a rock..ricochets of a rock and does a bee line at a mcmansions back pat...this club has 36 holes...just about every hole is mcmansioned lined...beautiful landscaping....pools...gazebos....the works! builts ball finds the only back patio that is full of people partying....its a thursday afternoon...the ball pinballed its way thru the gazebo, the awnings, the outdoor full kitchen area...THE WORKS!

one lady there...must have been the hostess...looked over to see who couldve done this...well built had driven his cart up to see the damage done and say his appologies... the lady immediately shouted.."dont you know how to yell FORE!?" then i overheard her telling all of her important guests that her house has never...ever...ever been hit before....and saundoggy believes she is most likely telling the truth here...id call bullshit if it werent true...this house was buffered well and no way a ball could get thru the jungle of trees that were clearly keeping her important guests safe and cuddly..

this was like striking the lotto for me....what luck this was....saundoggy laughed so hard for so long...my abs are ripped...this was a work of fuggen art...picaso...rembrandt...bethoven... snake stabler vintage comeback....ART!!!!

poor built...its ok tho...hell survive...weve given him plenty to laugh at too...thats what friends are for...

4th and fuggen 5

last night mnf football game waas the worst game ive ever sat thru...watched the entire game...why you ask??? well...my fantasy team was up by 12 on my opponent..and he had chris johnson going....

the jags d was containing him all game...cj is the best fantasy player..he is the titans running back...first pick in every ones draft this season...he was getting nothing...locked down...no tds...no big runs...

the game was over....the titans were kickin the jags ass...the titans , and chris johnson, had the ball....less than 2 minutes left....and its 4th and 5...what happened next is pretty much a summation of saundoggys life this year....2010..the shittiest year ever...no year will come close to the fecal matter that has accumulated this year in my shit basket...

so...cj gets the ball...on the most meaningless play of the year....(titans were up by 20 plus...game over...take a knee you stupid fuggers)...and takes it to the house..untouched...!

this play has me thinking that the fantasy football fix is on....its not about point spreads because the spread in this game was already broken...there is no other explanation....someone powerful wanted cj to make a huge play....that play alone was worth about 20 fantasy points..

so my fuggass team lost...and i watched this game...just hoping that cj would get hurt...or get shut down...he was fuggen shut down!!! until the most meaningless play in the history of the nfl!!!

mother fugger!!!! kick me in the nuts then cut my head off and shit down my neck!!!! then put my head back on and feed me catfish heads!

im pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw..im no longer the biker foxes....i changed my team name to BLANDA....in memory of the once great oakland raider who died 2 weeks ago....my team let BLANDA down because of the most meaningless play in nfl history....so i changed my team name to "RENT TOO DAMN HIGH!" you tube it...this crazy bastard is running for ny governor..thats the name of his party...

sporting clays...jack daniels..steak....cuban

all yesterday....friends invited wifey and i out to a shooting club....dudes and gals split up....dudes shot sporting clays...i was fuggen giddy....never did this before....heard about it...but unsophisticated dorks like me dont do these things...

we each got 100 shells....`12 gauge...sweet shotgun...one of them there over and under guns...10 stations....clay pigeons flying everywhere... at you...away from you...crossing...rolling on ground (rabbit...that was my favorite...cuz you shoot the crap out of the ground and the clay just blows the fugg up right in front of you)..

im not a very good shot...my score was 54/100...dudes i was with...wow...i was nervous and well ...needed to be...these dudes are hard core..im a bubble boy that feels most comfy in my house or on a golf course...i do enjoy the outdoors tho....only if i know that a nice large comfy bed is awaiting me...and plumbing....and tv..big clear hd tv...

after shooting...hit the bar...no makers so i settled for jack...jack bites my ass....after steak dinner...we went out to the pats and smoked cuban ceeegars...i was at a crossroads with that decision....last time i combined jack and cubans.(18 years ago)...i turned green and wow....was really really really sick....so... do i join the fellas and smoke...or do i pass and take the chance of being a GIRLYMAN yet once again????

i smoked...and i feel like shit...didnt finish the gar tho....i couldnt...but no one knew....i smoked enough of it tho...enough not to feel guilty that i wasted a beautiful piece of illegal contraband..

man i fell like shit...still..cant get that taste out of me mouth....its horrible...ive been dousing with scope and that shit dont work vs my dung mouth...

i do enjoy guns though....shooting them is a rush...ive gotta get me some! got tons of airsoft guns...kids...time to step up!

screw the nfl...the raiders....the world!

im so fuggen tired of weekends....i know that by every sunday night, the oakland raiders will be losers once again....ill know this by sunday night because they suck too much ass to play on sunday night football...they might get a game on monday night football....but i believe every team gets a game on mnf...

im so tired of them....i want to burn all my shit again! i knew theyd "nancy" against the niners....fugg, the niners are winless and who better to cure their ailments than the once mighty oakland fuggers!? the raiders should be winless....they hav 2 wins, and bot of those were joke wins....undeserving gifts....the raiders suck in all facets....their owner, coaches, players, fans, the city of oakland...the only cool thing about them is their uniforms....shield.....and colors....other than that, base camp for all that means LOSER!!!!!

yes, the raiders were once mighty...back when i wore clothes that would turn into an inferno if a mere spark would land on my shoulder...they were once mighty when i was a zipper headed dorkfuck...they were once mighty before the nfl changed the rules and basically outlawed everything the raiders once did well....CHEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bring back the 1970s and bring it back now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know i know... i was late zipper head removal guy...i was in denial.... but i liked that look... i might just go back to it...so fuggoff!

im so sick of sunday nights....its by far the worst day on the fall calendar....someone please put me out of my misery....someone please ban me from fandom of these fuggen losers! gawd they suck smelly azz...i need an intervention...and soon!!!!!!!!!!!! help!

hallo "who the fugg cares" ween

countless, temporary halloween stores are everywhere....i dont get it...i dont get halloween....well ...allow me to restate...i dont get halloween for ADULTS...

i dont get the fun of it....i dont get dressing up....i dont get theme type parties...just give me makers mark and allow me to hold up the fuggen wall....now thats a party!

these stores kick ass...these stores pop up and sell the shit out of shit! grown ups plan, take time, money, and exhaust painstaking efforts to prep for fuggen oct 31st....i dont get it...its bizarro to me...now if wifey wants to dress up as a cheerleader, porn star or french maid....then im all in!~

i get the kids....hell when i was a wee lad, i put a patch over me eye...eye eye matey!....every fuggen year...went as a pirate...and collected the hell out of candy....simple...just fill up your pillow case (cuz thats what we used...fuggen pillow cases...not plastic jackoff lanterns made in china)..hit house after house after house....get another pillow case...rinse repeat..and fuggen a....when we went out, parents were persona non grata....beat it! now parents flippin drive their kids around..ive seen some go in limos here in my bubble...thats fuggen insane...how can bullies knock kids down and take their candy if DAD is around...? unfair!

i drove markets today and saw a half dozen of these pop up stores....like fireworks stands in june....and these stores were busy....i went in and saw nothing but shit...no wonder china is kickin ass....they make all this shit...and we buy it...this store was packed with adults...in the middle of the day....on october 14 ! cfb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wifey and i are going to a ween party....and i will not dress up....refuse to...ok... ill go as a washed up drunk jock, with white sparse hair, bad back, and a sour attitude...

MAGS

over the years.. SD... has been gifting me magazine subscriptions...here is what i receive:

weekly:

golf weekly

golf world

people

monthly:

smart money

playboy

golf

golf digest

mens health

i enjoy all of these mags (except one...which i dont read)...read them all cover to cover

1 mag is very special to me...PLAYBOY....i love it...playboy is the best magazine ever published....the articles are the best part..2nd best are the cartoon/jokes

1 mag is possibly the worst mag ever published..people magazine is a waste of paper/man power/time/money/natural resources/postage/ distribution/anything and every fuggen thing that is needed for magazine creation...SDs gag gift to me....and the fuggen guy keeps on renewing it...made the mistake of telling him that the subscription finaly ran out....why the fark did i tell him that???!!!

mens health kicks ass....its a total dude mag...

the golf mags...all of them are greatness...im a huge swing tinkerer and love the tips these mags offer...problem is...i get sensory overload and while many of these tips work, they work for a very short period of time..maybe two hits....then i start thinking about another tip...and soon its SHANKAPOTOMUS time....love looking at all the gear/clubs...wifey hates it cuz im a huge supporter of the newest and best shit...

going back to my fav....PLAYBOY...its there for me every am....in me downstairs restroom....nothing like droppin a deuce while reading about how monday night football began...just this am i learned how howard cosell was a total drunk and once blew chow all over dandy don Merediths cowboy boots...love the gadget section too...and the jokes...and playboy forum...ahhhh playboy forum....where the greatest questions are answered with such expertise and with such visually delicate prose....i would really enjoy meeting some of these people that write to the forum....they must be fascinating...im wonderin if their lives change from the advice they receive from playboy...i wonder....the advice given never helps saundoggy...dudes need to develop their own "moves"... once again this brings me to one of the best seinfeld eps ever...the FUSILLY JERRY ep...(the knuckle...puddy stealing jerrys move...assman...greatness!)...its like the golf mag advice..it really never works long term...i digress...

my grandpa was a big playboy supporter....he was a playboy club member ...back in the day... he spent most of his fortune trying to be like hef...he gave me a bunch of copy back in the day....he gave me a huge hardcover book full of playboy cartoons...gave me his playboy club membership card....i was probably 14 15 or so....grandpa blue was totally cool...i will get into him on a future blog...

SD... your playboy gift comes every month....and i chuckle every time i get it out of the mailbox...giddy!

clark

clark is the coolest cat i know...this guy can do everything great...he is midas when it comes to re deals (he owns big time shit)....he is a great golfer....he is a great squash player (hes won the us senior dubs title several times)...he is a wealth of knowledge with just about every topic known to man...he is always up for everything....the dude will play 18 in the am..squash at lunch...18 in the pm...and then go shoot trap and skeet...all in the same day...he is the most active human ive ever known....peeps around here call him superman...he is the guy that talks and backs it up....pretty amazing...guys that talk and dont back it up (saundoggy)..are a dime a dozen...

and the fugger wrecks me when it comes to golf tips....all he needs to do is tweak me just a little, and SHANKAPOTOMUS...

we hosted our annual sigma chi golf outing 3 years ago in the lou....and i golfed with clark and young e that wednesday prior to about 40 cats comin in for our golf orgy....i never slice...and well....after our 18 at boone valley.....i was curvin the ball left to right so much so that i believe i threw off our planets orbit...i ended up sucking donkey that entire week....thanks clark! it wasnt much better for young e...clark was worried that he'd get a letter from the country club because of all the divots the young one left on the tee box....from his driver! and young e hit into the group ahead of us....striking their cart..."gottem!"

clark belongs to just about every club here in town...he also belongs to very titty(sorry v but that word applies) tracks in ptown (desert highlands) and murifield village in columbus ohio...

clark took me under his wing several years ago...he has had me as his guest numerous times...he is such a great host...but then he'll tug on my game (brain fugg) and i go into the death spiral...but its worth it ...i keep going back for more...i really believe he is trying help out saundoggy...but for some reason i cave like walmart folding chair...

played 18 with clark today...he didnt meddle into me today and well..i played great...bad back and all...

college aid seminar

wifey and i just got back from a seminar ...held at my kids skewl (which costs more than college)..this seminar was supposed to educate us on the various ways and means of obtaining financial assistance for their furthering education....

this drip, this financial expert, from washington university (wash u is one of the best colleges in this world...its here in the lou...its very prestigious...very expensive....and all the girls that go there are very ugly), told us shit...his power point was put together by a fuggen retarded monkey....his info was so basic, i couldve googled the words..."college, government, help, waste of time, crickets, twist my nuts off after smashing them with a sledgehammer, retarded monkey" and the info wouldve been spelled out clearer....

do the words "bueller...bueller...bueller" mean anything to you? that was this cat!

i told my kids to start getting good in sports...very good...quickly...now!!!!....and they will fill in the paperwork for u....simple solution..im all in!!

got back on ct

with sheppy today...i never lose to sheppy....never...we played 9 games today and he smoked me ...wasnt even close or fun...it was sheppys birthday and he was kind of irked by my squash...actually he was...great...check off yet another good friendship on the brink....

back surgeon manana....turning my squash gear over to syd...she is playing squash for her HS this winter..skewl is building 5 courts...unreal...(this skewl is fuggen unreal....i want to go there....i want to enroll).....she has potential...but what else is fuggen new with her???....this gal has so much talent...she can be a werld beater...shes a machine....i get so fuggen sick of sayin it....wifey too....but ..i guess..like her dad....she doesnt have much between her ears...her golf coach says she can be special...really special...!!!!! i forward his glowing emails to her and...yukon Cornelius....NUTTIN! silver and gold...silver and gold....(so during rudolph the red nosed r deer..Yukon would throw up his ice pik and lick it with his fake plastic looking tongue.....all while yelling GOLD!...hed then say...."NUTTIN" because he too ..like saundoggy...was a loser...he got along well with all the misfits...he fit in with em...LOSER!)

saundoggy was a blue chipper back in the day...but at least i fuggen got to enjoy my accomplishments...i was on high powered teams....got to meet very cool people..went on visits to awesome colleges...full ride....i worked hard for this...i ended up QUITTING (always regret it...always..as coach jesse branch told me...he was right...) but at least i got there...!

im not saying i want my spawn to be blue chippers....id like them to at least try...and if you have gawd given talent...DONT WASTE IT at 15 years of fuggen age! if i hear, "you shouldve pushed me when i was younger...!" ill explode....

its a trap!

saundoggy need admiral akbar as a consultant before entering court with nancy...now im a total wreck and

nuttin else much matters much...in my feeble mind...

btw....went to footy locker for bubbas shoes ...and saw the new star wars shoe line....tried em on and adidas doesnt fit duck feet....so i couldnt get a pair...behold the darth Vader and storm trooper tennis shoes...

im stoked for whomever wears these...just may the fuggen force be fuggen with you...always!

saundoggy is stuck wearing brooks beasts and new balance geriatrics.... soooo fuggen booooooring!

long hair and athletics....

trim that shit....how the fugg can u play and have all that hair...????

here is more....pile on!

thanks jb...ur the master,,, you are the worst/best photoshop artist alive today....saundoggy is glad to have you on staff...

look...im smiling and a good sport....even in defeat....rrrrriiiiiiiite!

i hate myself and all that lives....fugg everyone!

i lost to nancy

lost to nancy in squash league....it was like selling a ticket to a train wreck...lots stayed to watch the tragedy that followed...

i gave a great show...

thanks for the support...

see ya squash..im done with you...buh bye mac...u suck ass!

i do look awesome in green and yellow i must say...

thanks jb

ich habe grossen hunger...

im fuggen hungry...been starvin myself all fuggen week...why...cuz i gained about 5 lbs last weekend eating everything in sight...big lunch...big dinner...snack...rinse and repeat

had a group of buds in a "biggest loser" comp last winter...lasted mid november 09 to march 2010...i clocked in at 252 about 3 weeks before we started the competition...i self started a regimine to get that fatass weight off...i mean fat ass....saundoggy has the biggest ass known to white men...my ass is legendary...i got booty....big booooooty.....then one of me mates...."becks"...suggested we have a competition...great idea..so we put money in the pot..paypal rocks...i think 50 bucks... and 8 of us were in....winner take all...so i weighed in at 245...id lost 7 lbs already but wtf...ill just consider that "ante" weight loss..

tough sleddin as our comp was held over thanks "eat everything in site of you and more and more and more" giving....christ "eat drink and be merry while consuming tons of sweets and sugar everything shit" mas...new "happy fuggen get rid of the memories of worst economic year ever known to man while drinking lots of makers mark and eating full plates of chip and dip while sitting on your ass for 4 days watching college football bowl games" eve....

i did well...but not well enough to win....i weighed in at 223....down from 245....really should have been 252...that wouldve been a winner....wahhhhh....ima baby beotch whiner sob...

ive done well since then..keeping myself in check....portion control....exercising... but last weekend i failed..i hit the pantry hard....ive learned that one weekend is all it takes to gain about 5...an ez 5 too....too ez....ok..more like 7lbs...fuggen cfb!!!

so what does this fuggen stooopid pos do? i starve myself... that works right...only if youre on a hunger strike and your intent is to die!...

why the fugg do that???....i know that i will be hungry....so hungry that ill invade the pantry and stuff myself with all the shit that is present there......then ill say to myself.."its ok....im playing squash tomorrow and ill burn it off..."

wow....im manorexic...im the male oprah...ima mess...

betcha this will have a great ending...stay tuned...my buddy clark saw me tonight and asked if i was sick....cuz my face is all skinny....btw....why does your face lose all the weight at first? i find that a very odd phenomenon..

had a discussion today...

with some fellas about my last blog entry....there was a mixed reaction to my snuggie blog...most thought it was brilliant...some thought it was weird (which is ok) ...and some thought im losing my mind (perhaps)...and one just hated it...(bart..but if it was cowboys snuggie...different story)....

so i wanted to clear it up with two of my confidants....these guys know their (each others) shit...literally..



i stand by my snuggie blog entry....tristan and jeremy gave me the thumbs up!

all snuggly

thanks to me new raider snuggie! its getting to snuggie season soon, actually it was 38 last night and my snuggie was snuggly...

id mentioned getting a snugglie for wifey several years ago....wifeys first reaction was...."dont waste your money, ill never wear it!" well...presently, we all have snuggies out de azz....multiple snuggies...our dogs have multiple snuggies!

mine is special..its an oakland raider snuggie....i love the raiders! they really suck and have a crazy ass owner in KIM JUNG AL (davis)...but i root for them nonetheless...my raiders snuggie is special too, as it folds up neatly into a pillow....a fuggen raider pillow....so i can lay my poor head on it, after another raider loss....and weep weep weep into the raider shield....my snuggie is also extra plush...the old ones were like burlap sacks....this one is so darn snuggly....did i mention its an oakland raider snuggie...and a pillow...and cool..

thanks jb!

wifey back tonight

from a vegas trip that began last thursday....she'll be tired no doubt...so ill catch up with her probably on thursday....vegas is the most tiring of all cities...

house is very clean....kids were great...and its about to get loud and messy very shortly...momzilla will make sure the kids dont get too unruly...

same happens when i leave town too....except for the clean part...i get home and the house is in full clutter mode...

kids dont use their drama tool while one of is gone too...they cant use us against each other, so things run smoothly...like a dictatorship...

so now we will become what every family is...loud, messy, and full o drama...this will last until i go to dallas october 20th....

recon 3 vs play ya

this am..early..went to starbux down the road...in the bubble...lot full of nice cars..very nice cars...one car in particular caught my eye....this car catches every male eye known to man...the porsche 911 turbo..it doesnt even need to be a turbo...the 911 body style is the coolest of all cool!

something funny catches me eye....this beauties plate read "recon 3..." instantaneously i chuckled....the kind of chuckle that we all do from time to time....the "fuggen a what a complete dousche bag" chuckle....who would be "recon3?" i needed to know...and once i knew, id search long and hard for "recon1" and "recon2..."

the line was long this am....i never got to see who "recon3" was....fuggen drag...because "recon3" couldve answered all of my questions:

1. why are you "recon3?"

2. why do you post "recon3" on your plate?

3. did you sit in your poopy when you were a toddler?

so , after my redeye..thats a drink, not a sexual act.....i headed up north to the hoody..where me carwashes are located.... and...i see a plate...on a wheel spinnin escalade (shocker) that read..."play ya...."

a tale of two cities...altho it seems as tho the two cities i visited today are full of very expensive vehicles...one more refined than the other...but i bet "play ya's" vehicle costs more (aftermarket) than "recon3's" 911 turbo!

i can only imagine the colossal destruction that would result from a meeting between "recon3"

and "play ya."

im so fortunate to know that "recon3" is living amongst us in me bubble....i can sleep well knowing that he has our backs!

text break up

wtf people....?

my daughters boyfriend broke up with her last night...via text message...what a pussy...! im pissed! MANUP u weak prick!

im upset about this for several reasons....i love my daughter to a fault....and i hate seeing her upset...she dug this cat...we did too....shes young though and will be better for it...

my main concern...which is more deep...is the uneasiness i feel about the way society is going....the technology...the easiness of the BREAKUP... it shouldnt be this easy...

breaking up requires a very delicate combination of finite human emotions and behaviors...when one breaks up, one is required to handle themselves with dignity and respect...or bad things happen to the one kicked to the curb....especially when it comes to 15 year old females...parents need to teach these things to their kids...this is a fragile time and fuggen a....if one of my boys does this to a girl, im kickin their asses....and i mean it!

love is the strongest emotion that humans have in themselves....i know i know...these kids are too young to LOVE....but tell that to your 15 year old....it doesnt fly....their emotions tell themselves that they are in love....even tho they have been "going out" for only 2 months....you cant fight it...you allow them to think this while knowing its just puppy love shit...

going back to the text part....im pissed beyond belief! you dont text a break up...!!!!!!!!!!!!! end of story....over and out! plain and simple!!!! you man up and face that person and you discuss...you give them respect and you move on....thats what john wayne would do...clint eastwood...the fonz...built...all the greats! now george costanza would go the text route...cuz he is a pussy..

but what do we do...technology has allowed kids to send a snatch shot to their posse...sexting...skype...facebook fails...etc...

end it you fuggen dorks...go back to talking things out...you pussies...face the situation ..manup and move on! old skewl werks!

wifey in vegas....

so wifey has been in vegas for one day and night so far...she comes back monday....4 1/2 days..

what does that mean? PPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTY! right? NOPE NADA NICHTS NYET....well lets discuss...

well...hmmm...things are clean(er) around the house...wifey is... kind of a... slob....not a big mess tho...(nice bailout) ...our home is in order...

kids are behaving...im totally convinced that these little sithlike bastard fuggers are smart as hell....they know that they need me and me only...with wifey absent...they need me and me only...me..me...so be nice to the one parent left home and youll get your ride to the movies and six flags....youll be able to have your platoon (6 friends) over for the major air soft battle offensive planned for tomorrow...

with all this driving im doing, i cannot partake in drinking makers....which kinda sucks cuz i really could use multiple MOTR'es (makers on the rocks'es'es'es)...its easier to deal when youre plowed... but, i must remain a responsible adult.....bwawawawawaaaaaaaaaaaaa! im most definitely getting wasted during the airsoft battle tho....ill be out on the pats shouting flanking instructions to all who will listen...

wifey is havin a blast in vegas....things are smooth as silk here at base camp...drama is all but gone...greatness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!