Showing posts with label pussy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pussy. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

patriots suck!!!!










i hate the pats...! hate them....i hate everything about them....i hate their gay boy band qb...i hate their coach...i hate their fans....i hate their uniforms...i hate it all!






these fuggers cheat and get away with it....tom brady goes untouched....you touch him, you get a flag....pussy!





the league has set this up....someone must have pictures...there is no other explanation...




this sunday....the great oakland raiders will kill the patsies....im so confident of this....i dont think there is a team in the nfl that can beat the raiders.....if the raiders do lose a game it will only be because they beat themselves.....they are that good!





ive never been this confident....i know what this team has....simply put, they have kickass football players! simple....they fuggen are tough! the raiders will run the ball and beat up opposing defenses...tire em out...and strike with the vertical ball....game over!




so bring it marcia brady! the black hole is waiting....and no one is worried! except for your ass!






Thursday, May 12, 2011

i was warned....





































back in the day....when i was a pussy...now im a big pussy...i quit college footy...my coach warned me that i would never forget quitting football and it would haunt me forever...i told him to suck ass and go to hell...actually i was a pussy so i told him he was probably right and well...i just didnt like it so i left...plus they fugged with me so much...long story...long story short...i went in as a blue chip qb....i left as a lab experiment...




coach branch was right tho...quitting is a disease....ez to run away...i dont like confrontation....some peeps love that shit..



i started up squash once again...and well i still suck....im getting worse....im out of shape and punks that i used to waste are wasting me now....target rich environment...i might get some games now because word will get around that i suck...stat packers! crawling out of the woodwork...that wont last long as my temper and new portly form will scare the hell out of these stat packers....u want a win, youll have to deal with the angry bear....my smiles wont last long....



im angry...i know that im middle aged....i know i cannot be as active as i used to be....there are two distinct directions one like me can go....




1. keep on keepin it on....try and try and try while knowing you cant do what you used to be able to do....keep on truckin...work out...get sore and be angry



or




2. just realize that you suck and you are a pussy and just let go...get the beer belly (in my case the makers and chip n dip belly)...and play golf....be sore and be angry because ill get the shanks and want to kill people..


i need to make a decision soon.....




i have dreams still....dreams about college footy....one dream is so crazy....i have eligibility left and i get the call to suit up...its pathetic...as i cant even throw the damn ball...it goes no where...i keep picking i up and throwing it...only for the ball to just garo yepremian on me (garo was involved in probably the worst superbowl fail vr....fella was a kicker...snap was bad and garo attempted to throw it..the ball went straight up and sideways (shank throw) and right into the redskin defenders hands...td for the skins....)...over and over...i tell the coach i swear i can throw it...and i fail over and over and over again...



i always wonder what the dreams are like for the dock worker that quit his job....ring ring...hello...ya dude, i can still work the crane...ill be down there in 20.....the poor fella gets in the cab and cant work the crane...he drops his load over and over and over again...wakes up in a sweat...



quitting is a good for many things...smoking, drinking (on occasion), eating like a hog, biting your nails.... biting your toe nails....
































Saturday, October 2, 2010

text break up


wtf people....?


my daughters boyfriend broke up with her last night...via text message...what a pussy...! im pissed! MANUP u weak prick!


im upset about this for several reasons....i love my daughter to a fault....and i hate seeing her upset...she dug this cat...we did too....shes young though and will be better for it...


my main concern...which is more deep...is the uneasiness i feel about the way society is going....the technology...the easiness of the BREAKUP... it shouldnt be this easy...


breaking up requires a very delicate combination of finite human emotions and behaviors...when one breaks up, one is required to handle themselves with dignity and respect...or bad things happen to the one kicked to the curb....especially when it comes to 15 year old females...parents need to teach these things to their kids...this is a fragile time and fuggen a....if one of my boys does this to a girl, im kickin their asses....and i mean it!


love is the strongest emotion that humans have in themselves....i know i know...these kids are too young to LOVE....but tell that to your 15 year old....it doesnt fly....their emotions tell themselves that they are in love....even tho they have been "going out" for only 2 months....you cant fight it...you allow them to think this while knowing its just puppy love shit...


going back to the text part....im pissed beyond belief! you dont text a break up...!!!!!!!!!!!!! end of story....over and out! plain and simple!!!! you man up and face that person and you discuss...you give them respect and you move on....thats what john wayne would do...clint eastwood...the fonz...built...all the greats! now george costanza would go the text route...cuz he is a pussy..


but what do we do...technology has allowed kids to send a snatch shot to their posse...sexting...skype...facebook fails...etc...


end it you fuggen dorks...go back to talking things out...you pussies...face the situation ..manup and move on! old skewl werks!