Wednesday, January 11, 2012

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Friday, January 6, 2012

amazing what we stupid parents

do for our kids...

back in the day, we played outside....we organized neighborhood games...smear the queer....pickle...500...endless days and nights of fun and frivolity...you were on your own at school...you were absolutely horrified if you ever saw your parents at school...

now its a fuggen joke...kids wont play unless there are sidelines and referees present with fuggen whistles...making horrible call after horrible call...

now we dumbass parents drive our chillin around aimlessly while our lives together as husband and wife wither away in the abyss...no time for any fun for ourselves...

now we fuggen buy our kids a shitload of sporting goods and gear for sports that our little fuggen offspring have a passion for...a passion that lasts 3 days...

now we meet with teachers almost every week...administrators...tutors...college prep fuggers...act...sat...

now we receive emails from johnny's and susy's teachers telling us how great or shitty they did on a fuggen worthless quiz...

now buy our kids lessons for sports because they refuse to call up a friend for a game....



pussies!  the  United States of Pussies~

Thursday, January 5, 2012

light saber anyone?

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Man-wearing-Darth-Vader-mask-attacked-trooper-witnesses-say/-/1637132/7647618/-/q6fu81z/-/index.html






i dont believe what i see here...vader could easily taken this cop down with a force choke...uhhh vader, light saber maybe???


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cnL80ItPxA


god damnit...fight back~!

off for awhile....

ive been off for awhile...last post was back in mid december...yikes...ran out of spite steam i guess..
i have plenty built up...deadly spite buildup...

well 2011 sucked ass....nothing good came from that miserable 365 days...

thinking that 2012 will be better....but probably not...

had a pretty good xmas...gotta couple good gifts..gun cleaning kit was my favorite..and a very cool nfl sack....the rest sucked...wifey got me a nice ipad case...too bad i dropped it one week before i got the case...fuggen werld...great timing

raiders lost their last game...out of the playoffs again...knocked out of fantasy playoff picture on the last week of season play...

now i get to suffer for 7 months before i get to suffer yet again....fuggen raiders...losers!

the new "bachelor" season started and this season looks to be dynamite!  so many hotties with major issues...like watching a train wreck...love that show

timing is everything...i mean everything....if a genie popped out of my makers bottle and i had one wish...id wish for perfect timing....id be awesome at everything...bidness...sports....sex...its all in timing...everything!

later...