damn it....the force is not with me...im goin sith!!!!!!!

im a certified lego brickmaster..no kidding....ive constructed a star destroyer (5000 pieces) and darth vaders tie fighter (3000 pieces)...im so proud of my creations that i display them as the center piece of our home...my home....the force is with me...the force is with us...altho i feel like i belong on the side of the sith...anger has given me focus...! darth vader rocks...darth maul was so cool but lucas dorked out and had him killed off way too early....instead we got to know way too much about jar jar binks....that character is disgraceful! die binks! die!!!!! you suck ass!!!!

we have our house cleaned once a week by a very very nice bosnian couple....they are very hard working and do a very good job...on occasion, they bring their daughter...and well this kid is piece o werk...she is one of those "GIFTED" prodigy's...she is well ahead of her class....she is brilliant...she is a pain in the royal arse! ....she so fuggen smart, she thinks my emperial fleet ...made up of lego bricks...can be tossed about....i cringe when i think about this....the hours it took to put this together...the painstaking efforts....ahhhhh!!!!! and im never around when she does this...

every single time they bring her, my lego treasures are somehow....busted up....! i get so fuggen mad....its unbearable... i bite my tongue...and get out the 200 page construction plans....pour a stiffy makers...and begin building back me masterpiece to finished form! its not as tho she destroys the entire artwork....the wings are mostly damaged....but hell.....these babies are put together with such precision and expertise...i must be precise in building it back....it takes me hours to put these babies back together...and every piece must be symmetrical....has to be perfect...and if not...looooooky out! if i lived my life this way, i would never be able to poop....as id be all pent up and crazy....hmmm...well i kinda do live my life that way...no wonder i cant poop....ima mess...

my starwars legos are iconic to me...they are so cool....i love star wars...i quote the movies quite often..i know just about every verse...next time i catch that little beotch messin with me werks, im going full boba fett on her arse!

furyk

so i get on the Adidas golf facebook site ( i friended it...for reasons i cant explain really..i guess i saw adidas and golf and i like those brands...) and i guess furyk wears adidas golf shoes...and the facebook site congratulated jim furyk on his winning the fed ex cup...10 million bucks...

left: normal swing sequence right: mr snore

hey great! i didnt catch any of the action...i usually never miss a golf tourney like this....believe me...i love golf....but last weekend, the leaderboard was full of dolts....no excitement....rather watch crickets eat each other...then poop each other out of their butts...while other crickets are chirping just waiting to get eaten and pooped out...

jim furyk is the most boooooooring of human beings on this planet we share....he is such a snore....plus his golf swing is absolutely the worst thing ud ever want to see....he looks like fuggen zorro the gay blade....his club goes out..up...back...drops...and thru....its amazing the dork makes contact....plus hes so slow!!! he lines up his putt...takes 100 practice strokes....then is ready to put...then pulls out of his stance...looks at putt again....rinse and repeat...its maddening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so i get on the adidas golf thread and start spewing some good hearted venom....i was drinking that night and i was feeling kind of mean...plus my raiders lost and my ffl team got spanked...shouldve gone with collie vs fitz....i had it down and changed it back....cfb!!!!!!!!!!!!

i posted something like this:

'BOOOOOOOORING!!! JIM IS SOOOOOOO BOOOORING!!! but hes 10 mil richer so congrats" (hmmm i guess makers mark allows me to feel as tho im on a first name basis with mr furyk)

"bet ratings were off the chart for mr srixon....snooooooore!"

these posts led to posts like this from his fans:

"i wish i was that boring"

then i start feeling somewhat belligerent:::

"SUPER DORK! but 11 million richer...forgot the 1 million for wining tourney...who the eff cares? hes still a power dork. i dont care if i dig ditches...money aint everything...and im rich anyway....hes a DORK!!!!!" (ok, here im basically stating my true feelings....cuz money aint everything...im glad im not a dork....and well i kinda do dig ditches (clean washes etc)...and well i am rich....)

so this post gets the furyk lovers pouncing on poor little me...examples...

"why dont you dig a ditch and jump in?" (well the raiders just lost ...jano misses 3 fgs and the last on was a chip shot with 4 seconds to go.....so i did feel like jumping in my ditch)

"if you feel like you have to tell people how rich you are, youre probably not rich....stfu and furyk is a class act!"

"STFU!"

so these dorks just kinda made me mad...so i went on to post:

" no worries here...im living large! furyk is soooooo boooooring...but he won so congrats...didnt catch any of the ACTION because i didnt feel like i needed a nap today...had a nice nap yesterday, and everyday ...every week..." (not lying here really...i do have the uncanny ability to dose off for 15 minutes....and wake up refreshed...wifey hates me for this ability)

then i was called a liar...

then i posted..

"ur rite..im poor...but happy....and bipolar"

and that pretty much stopped the thread...perhaps they looked me up on facebook and read my profile....and i guess they want to leave me the fugg alone...ha~

im more powerful now...

sorry for the temper tantrum...sometimes one of my many disorders (ill explain later) comes out and well...i let it get the best of me....weak i am...

so like obi won...im more powerful now than ever before.....thanks darth...for severing me head...

in depositions all week...shitting money away like jacko in vegas....lawyers are rakin it in...unproductive money....we are rome...crumbling...rather my money go for...lets say...buying more property and employing people....but i guess our attorney needs a new mercedes for his teenager...

cant wait to back to some funny as hell topics...i have a bunch of great material..

alps...thanks for your support....u are the wind beneath my wings!

buh bye!

later days!

im done...no more...catchin my ride home,,,

isnt quitting sometimes the best option?

we hear all the time that no one likes a quitter...that you have to see everything through....bullshit!

quitting is a very very sound option on occasion...

sure the easy ones are obvious:

smoking

drinking (not entirely)

eating crap food

ive always had faith in people...glass half full....but as i get older, im becoming more and more aware that many are just not good people....call me naive...dumb...stupid...i deserve it..

i play squash and im addicted to it...every time i play i pay....i cannot walk right...i feel like i just got in a car accident....my back spasms at night..i cant sleep...yet i still play and will continue to do so

back in the day, i quit football...i had a scholarship...college football was no fun anymore...so i left it...it was tough sledding for awhile....but it all was for the best...

i love golf and love to play the game...i got the shanks and well...that almost cost me my marriage....i had bloodied hands at the driving range after 200 shanks in a row...i went back to the range...over and over again...it just got worse...but i went back...and back....wifey forbade me to go, but i snuck out...it got worse...the only solution to this problem i had (at the time it was a major problem because it effected my entire everything!) was to leave it ALONE...back away...quit for awhile....and go back in due time...now im pure and have never had a horrible bout of the shanks since....sure ill skank ..yes i meant s k a n k...one from time to time...but never thousands over a months time ( i mean it) over and over and over again!

ive entered into partnerships with some fellows that have just abandoned me when things got sticky...im doing the best i can to see things through and do the right thing....i feel like a total jackass....ive been warned over and over again, yet i still step in the steaming pile of shit again and again...

today i declare that im quitting people..! except for family and close friends that is! my glass is now half empty..

BK

blockbuster video....filed chapter 11....they get to cancel leases....just like that...sorry folks who have invested millions in commercial investment properties, we get to just cancel our lease...the court says we can....sorry!

yes..saundoggy has a property with a blockbuster as the ANCHOR tenant....while i believe this store will survive the closings (it does awesome)...but once again we'll have to bend over and take another shot in the ass...RENT REDUCTION!!!!!!!.... i have other peers that wont be so lucky...

life is so fair i tell you....

and it goes on and on....hell we see it with the contracts for the professional athletes we are so quick to embrace and endear...these bastards sign a contract ...when they perform, they want more..so they hold their teams hostage for more money...this hurts the team you are rooting for...unless of course you just root for an individual player....which makes you a dousche bag...what happens when this player starts to suck...do they give the cash back?....hell fuggen no!

so when a blockbuster is able to file chapter 11 bk, they get to stop paying rent...just like that...the lease never occurred...never happened....blows away like a fart in the wind...

fair? hell no....but neither is life....and neither are professional sports....its all a ruse...

nut shot...are u serious?

one of my bubbas got nut shot'ed the other day....at skewl...poor little (not so little) bastard...this kid fuggen kneed him ..right on the spot...the package was squished....at least the little fugger shouted..."nutshot!" before inserting his scrawny pointy knee right where it counts....they had to cart him to the nurses office...bubba fainted...

ive been tellin the bubbas for years to just beat the shit out of these little bullies....most of these bullies are smallish...Napoleon like creeps....my bubbas are huge...strong and well....nice....too nice...

im waiting for the day when one of em just unleashes the wrath of khan on one of these little bastard bully kids...there have been plenty...and well...the bubbas are an ez target....they are tall...big...strong...handsome...polite...and popular....just like saundoggy back in the day...hehehe...this kind of shit happened to me too....everyday....and i remember when it stopped too....that was a great day!

betcha these little fugger bullies are hearing from their old man....i can hear it now..."hey son..pick out the big handsome popular ones and fuggen nut em! theyll go down and all will laugh....they wont fight back...thats just the way it is these days.."

sad but probably true...our kids are taught to be so fuggen tolerant....they dont even want to protect themselves for fear of getting in trouble....or hurting someones feelings....i can go on and on...

message to bubbas: beat the living crap out of the next little bastard that knees ur "area that we live for"....without that, what else is there???? cfb!!!!!!!!!! thatll be a great day for saundoggy!

differing views points...

wow...watched the raider v rams game yesterday...i was born an oakland raiders fan and root for them no matter what...yesterday the oakland raiders played the hapless stl rams...both teams lost their first game...both teams needed this win...going 0-2 in the nfl is the death nell...



ive watched both teams play this season....i watched my raiders get their asses kicked last week in tennessee...i had it streaming on me lappy and my new lappy almost went for a ride....it was probably the worst ive ever seen an nfl team play...it was embarrassing...



contrary to that..the rams played the az cardinals pretty tough and had a chance to pull off the game....so there was some mo going for the rams as they came to oakland....oakland had to win...if they didnt, their 120th coach over the last 10 years wouldve been fired....



the raider/ ram game was ugly...like c team football...i switched back and forth from this game to the pats v jets...and everything bad about the oakland/ram game was greatness in the pat/jets game....the crowd..the stadium...the feel...the talent...the announcers...the pat/jet game was a real game...the NFL....the announcing team for the raiders was so bad...its as tho they swept up some bums from the street and put head phones on them....i guess when your a level d team, you get level d talent...



the raiders prevailed...barely...and its funny to read and hear the fans/pundits from each team evaluate the game...



rams fans: we had it in the bag...the raiders suck...al davis sucks...we choked...



raider fans: we almost let em have it, we shouldve killed this team...they suck....we beat the shit out of em...the score doesnt show the result...we rule again!



ive come to the conclusion that every fan looks at things with a very narrow view and mind...



how can anyone that watched this game come with this bullshit??? i breath silver and black...im a huge raider fan....their shield is everywhere....i have stickers in..not on...IN big d ...CFB!! (christ on a fuggen bike!)



as a football fan, i will tell you this:::: both teams stink on ice!!!!!...they stink worse than a cam pilley squash shoe (we billeted for cameron pilley AUS...hes a pro squash player...his shoes smell like fresh and steaming dog shit...www.cameronpilley.com...we made him leave them out on the patio....i think they scared away the deer...because the deer do not come around anymore..its been 3 years...) these 2 teams will be LUCKY to win 6 games total this year....that means the raiders are a third of the way there...the fans of these 2 teams need to be real....and they wont...because they are blind and stupid....saundoggy included...

cant compete...

wifey better than saundoggy

1. squash.....she has won multiple club champs...me....zippo nada nichts nein nyet

2. bidness....she continues to excel is every facet of the bidness werld

3. local friend set...she is an integral part of her group of "bitches" ...saundoggy lives in a cave ...the bubble..all snuggly

4. wifey is getting hotter ...and i mean hotter as time ticks on...im amazed! saundoggy is ugly..hideous...i cant stand looking at meself anymore...look away, im hideous!

im far superior in folding laundry, keeping house clean, and doing dishes...

soon wifey will realize her full potential and send me packing...hello eating govt cheese in a van down by the river!

squash sucks...i hate again..dark side looks good

flicka went down in 4 tonite...i sit here on a friday nite...contemplating retirement..once again

why do almost 45 year old fuggs think they can still compete? singles is a young persons game...i hate dubs...so thats out of the picture...

now i get to look forward to another poorly played oakland raider game on sunday...they suck...yet i still root for em...i suck at squash, yet i still insist on playing for the inevitable loss...i root for the raiders knowing that they suck...im a mess

i feel like the john mckay coached tampa bay bucs...the nfl expanded by 2 teams in 1976...the tampa buccaneers...and the seattle seahawks...john mckay was the bucs first coach and he had volumes of classic quips all cued up and ready to go at a split seconds notice...the tampa bay bucs sucked...lost an nfl record 26 games in a row....

my favorites::

"we didnt tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking"

"you do a lot of praying, but most of the time the answer is NO!" when asked what it is like to coach an expansion team''

"im all in favor of it!" when asked about his teams execution

"you guys dont know the difference between football and a bunch of bananas" when answering a question during a presser

"it was thrown to nobody...well it was thrown to somebody... to harry carson, but he happened to be playing for the ny giants at the time...it would have been a good pass if harry had been playing for us" a classic quote after his qb threw an interception

missouri athletic club...downtown stl..coolitivity

i had a rare successful bidness meeting this am...downtown...i need this deal...i mean need it!...afterwards...i drove down to the MAC...havent been to the downtown club in a long time...see, im a bubble boy...i dont venture out much...its safe that way...for me and others...im not serving house arrest or anything....if youve read my blog, youre probably thinking this crazy wing nut should be...

the MAC...missouri athletic club....is a gem....its one of those old tyme clubs...built in the early 1900's...1907 i think....its one of those places that makes you feel like a man....you walk in and well...you want to drink whiskey, play cards, shoot pool, and hang out...every fella has a place like this to go to...

the 5th floor is super cool....it houses multiple kick ass locker rooms, the worlds best steam room where the steam is delivered directly from the cities underground steam loop...this steam room is huge and can easily hold an entire delta mu sigma chi sausage party...this steam room has MANUAL control...totally grandfathered in....you control the steam...and it fuggen comes out like a locomotive! ive walked in before and a couple of old farts were sitting in there...and the room was about 500 degrees...these old crazy bastards were just lappin it up....i had to leave after 15 seconds...my lips were boiled off their foundation....i looked like tom kite for a week! i digress...

the 5th floor also contains a 25 yard lap pool, the largest and greatest stainless steel whirlpool..a kickass weight room...a golf simulator...the mac store where you can buy all the sporting gear...a shoe shine place...and the gym....5th floor is base camp for all that is cool in the world of health, fitness....and general coolitivity....

back in the day, before the females rose up and wanted to be members of this once all male club (mid 1980s...some beotch ruined it for all)...the 5th floor was all naked all the time.....im talking swimming with full rudder...there were more balls and sacks on the 5th floor then you could imagine...on occasion, some of the old guard will forget that the naked rules are long gone.... and come out to the whirlpool while a gal is swimming laps....i say wtf...we were here first...! the showers are the ultimate. these showers put out the water with the greatest of pressure...all the pipes are exposed..all the pipes rattle..OLD SKEWL!

the 10th floor is just as kickass as the 5th....10th floor contains the legendary "sleep room," the card room, the billiard room, and the hotel rooms (actually there are 3 full floors of bedrooms)... the "sleep room" is just that...you go in sit in the lounger melt and sleep....always full of the old farts....sleeping and farting...

on the roof, there is the best paddle tennis court in the entire city and county of the LOU....

the mac downtown is where wifey and saundoggy held our wedding reception....the MISSOURI rm...i heard our wedding reception was awesome....i wouldnt know....i was too young and stupid and nervous and drunk to remember....

on occasion, youll hear one of the old farts talk about how the MAC was in its glory days...boxing matches, followed by drinks and cigars with hookers....the place had it all...now its like walking down main street at disney world...

table of swearing

i love to cuss...this is my new bible...

i just shouted out element 32.."bloody fucking shit"~! as i was just outside pulling some weeds and placed my hand in a pile of dog crap...big ole smelly pile of dung....!~....(man the weeds are huge this year) #72..."CHRIST ON A FUCKING BIKE" they are huge!

i earned a gold star today!

went to post office to pick up a parcel...this place was packed ...i drew my number...this little asian fella watched me and shrugged....apparently, he didnt know that one needs to take a number to be helped by our postal service....poor little fella...

what saundoggy did next was extraordinary....i dont know why i did this....if you know me, you will be shocked....i traded my number with the little asian feller...i felt bad that he was just standing there...all hopeless...waiting for a govt worker to help him...that aint gunna happen unless one follows the standard operating procedure protocol.....poor bastard...one must draw the NUMBER...and wait for the fat black lady to call your name....you show said lady your number...you dont give eye contact...you look down...and u state your bidness....3 hours later, you are able to leave...i digress...the real saundoggy wouldve laughed at this guy and let him hang in govt bureaucratic hell.....strokin my way towards self centered island....

so i gave this little yeller feller my number...i took his.....it was rush hour so the spread in numbers between mine and his was 7 ....7 in post office time equals 30 minutes....give or take 10 minutes...this little old lady (reminded me of dear ole mom) turned to me and said.."you have earned a gold star today!" i bet she was a teacher....i never got the gold star when i was in grade skewl...spent most of my time in or near the principals office....i was adhd before adhd was cool!

anyone else counting the days....?

im guilty...as charged! i know...just about..the amount of days left for syds stay here at my house...

lets see...its september 13th...shes a sophomore....so lets say shes off to college mid august right...2013....1065 days left!

i go to sbux every am and run into many i know...many i havent seen in awhile....many ive met over the years....its clockwork...one lady always asked about me kids...i used to bring them in from time to time...now they dont deserve it so they stay home and i dont bring them shit! this lady asked me this am about syd....how old is she now?...i answered 15 ..16 in november...and went on to tell her that she has a little over 1000 days left at home! the lady looked at me like i was a demon er something...."well scott, you will regret feeling that way...you will miss her...enjoy these days, it goes by so fast!"

yeah right! shut up you old bag! i felt like saying...!

ok..well i cant wait until she can drive....how about that? im so sick of shuttling this thankless female everywhere...i pick her up almost everyday from golf practice....she fuggen hates golf....shes fuggen good at it.....but hates it! so i have to schlep over there and pick her up and hear how much she hates it....wtf is that? i told her this am to quit golf....im sick of her not liking it...and im sick of having to pick her up in east jesus from a sport she hates...!!!! how was golf? i hate golf! rinse repeat..... i cant wait until she can drive and im not nervous in the least of her driving...im all in...just go drive yourself! beat it!!!!

fugg it bros... kids are space invaders...they spend the shit out of your money and make huge piles of messes in your once nice custom home....thankless bastards! i guess thats their purpose because they are great at it....they constantly take our shit...without asking....they hardly ever thank you for shit...its expected that mom and dad just bend over and take it up the ass for everything...

do colleges give scholarships for mess making....shit disturbing...ingratefulness....thats the only way my kids will be able to go to a solid college...hello MIZZOU!

greatness awaits you if you want it...kids...wifey and i arent holding our breadth tho...we'd have died along time ago if we had...

universal constants:::

the following are given constants::::

1> every fall..i get fired up about the oakland raiders kickoff....about 2 hrs after kickoff, im already drinking makers to forget the last 2 hrs of raider football...

2> every monday after yesterdays raider game, i look forward to the following sundays kickoff...

3> every sunday after the raiders previous sunday debale, i repeat universal constants 1 & 2

4> after every raider season, im broke from the amount of money i spend on makers mark and family shrink sessions

5> in the off season, i cannot wait for the next season to kickoff...because the raiders always start the season in first place!

squash league

yes! finally...squash league begins this friday...not squash the vegetable...funny...when you mention squash, thats the first thing people think of...wtf...why would anyone want to be in a squash growing contest?...altho there are probably more squash vegetable growing leagues than there are real SQUASH leagues...sad...

squash is the ultimate of all games/sports ive ever played....and ive played just about every sport...except fencing..which im going to try sometime this winter...

squash kicks ass...its a fast paced game that moves slowly...if you have good footy work

and decent reach, you are able to hold your shot...thus making it feel slow...weird i know...but so are squashers..

once again, im stuck in level 3 of my newly drafted team...my capt is #1...i know i can play with the #2s...and they know it too...but once again "FLICKA" (my squash name) is stuck in the b to b minuses..level 2's are A-'s to B+'s....fugg you all if you think differently!

catch that attitude i just showed there? that is very indicative of how these wanna be pompous assholes act in the

world

of squash. everyone, and i mean everyone who plays this fuggen sport feels that they are way...and i mean WAY better than they really are... and sadly enough, you can lose anytime to just about anyone in this fuggen game....and when you lose to an "inferior"...it stews and boils for the victim...thats the bad part...you hear about it and the asshole that took you down feels like they are a world beater...also, superior players are reluctant to play down thusly, FLICKA has no one to play with anymore....im in a squash groundhog day...squash truman show...every day is the same....my boys have all moved on and wont play with me....their reasons are different....i dont brag when i win, i throw tantrums after both winning and losing! im great for the first 2 games...then i start getting tired and well...all hell breaks loose...

i think ive scared everyone off over the years...i get crazy possessed and want to win so much...i throw things...racquet's (ive bought 2000 bucks worth ez)...i stomp chairs (they have no chance vs the size 13 eeee's)...tomahawked racquets onto the basketball courts (great toss away)...walked off court many times...taking my ball with me...it goes on and on...and i mean on and on...the cussing is the worst....

we play in an open...very open gym like room...and many times, the little ones are shooting hoops or playing tag in the gym while flicka is doing battle....over the years, FLICKA has been responsible for over 500 parents explaining to their young ones what the F word is...thats my go to default word for everything really...its such a release...the ultimate of all therapy for me.....FUGG!!!!....oh i feel so much better! my kids are so proud....they have been there while dad has blown his top...makes for a great dinner time story...wifey loves it...

with league starting...i feel good about my game..and feel good that ill be able to play some other folks....its tough for me to get a game with others...this forces the issue on em...they have to play me...ha! im gunna crush em!

back...with chiggers

ive been out of commish for the last week er so... i say sorry to my flock...oh and what a tiny pitiful flock it is...not the quality....the quantity...

nothing really changes after a weeks time....kids still are a pain...still counting the days when my teen leaves for college....still cant get the bubbas to watch football with their old man...i get coffee every am for wifey...shuttle kids to skewl...by the time i get back home to my office, wifey is gone to work...we pass in the night and catch up....sleep...wake up..rinse and repeat....truman show...thats how we roll...

went to a friends farm over the labor day weekend...we all had a fuggen blast...and how couldnt you? our host has the most bitchinest, coolest, bestest farm/ranch ive ever been to....this place has 3 luxurious log houses(we are talking custom...head to toe) on a 450 acre spread that includes fresh springs, creeks, cliffs, and....and....and..the most incred/cool/way cooler than anything/rad man cave ever known to MAN....im talking about the barn of all barns...this place..this structure... houses a huge john deere tractor (the cat daddy of all tractors..custom seat..a/c...custom sound...the werks) ...a bulldozer/front loader...a full machine shop where motorcycles and airplanes are being built...so many cool tools that spicoli's dad would be a green eyed jealous bastard...also included are 2 4 wheelers, a sweeeeet jd gator, etc etc etc...all the toys...this place was so clean and pristine, youd want to eat your meal off the floor...u want a plate? no thanks..ill have my eggs on the floor! the ultimate was the music playing thru the most ultimate of sound systems.....the grateful dead station on 24/7....heaven!

we had a blast...for 3 days i forgot about all the shit sandwiches our real world serves up....it was greatness..! until i pulled multiple ticks off my hinter regions and realized what chiggers do to ones body....wtf! ...my entire existence itches....i know...dont scratch....fugg that!!!!!!

im outy over the holiday...ill motivate you with these gems

proverb

CAUTION is a great word...there is no ambiguous meaning....

"a warning against danger or evil..."

proverb: CAUTION when choosing bidness partners...run away when THEY choose you!

you son of a...oh...hey bro...whats up brutha !?

im at a stop light ...in big d (tundra crew max)...i was in the left turn lane...mindin my own bidness...suddenly...this sob (from the street im turning onto) turns left right in front of me...i mean he cut his turn way short...i was ready to fuggen go off with verbal and gesticular (not a word...but cool use of a cool word) mayhem when all of a sudden i realized how special this sob was...he and i share probably the most special of all things in life....he too drives a toyota tundra crew max...altho not nearly as cool as big d, his truck was the same make and year, but lacked in many ways....so saundoggy morphed from irate mode to instant "nod of approval" mode...i looked at this stranger, who just about took off my front side, and nodded his way...and this fugger nodded back...as to say "hey...youre cool." ...he most likely realized that big d was superior tho, that had to hurt him a little...

wtf just happened????...just because this sob is driving the same rig as im driving, EVERYTHING is cool...this guy could have just beat his wife and kids....this sob couldve just robbed a bank (which is cool by me ...i hate banks...fuggen pussies)....he couldve been the nastiest, worst, smelliest, ugliest human on this planet....BUT...hes behind the wheel of my trucks make and model....i can hear the pretty birds chirping....i can see the wind blown grass in the meadow nearby...the deer are frolicking....the brook is babbling (wtf does that mean anyway?) the universe ...life...everything is all good!

it struck me as a very odd, yet probably a popular and common reaction...i likened it to "fandom"...i do the same thing whenever i see a complete stranger wearing the "silver and black"....the shield of the greatest team in all of sports history...the Oakland Raiders! i treat my fellow raider fans like family....they have to be cool because they are fans of MY team....the Raiders belong to me...i own them...thats how i feel...conversation goes something like this:

you nod because hes wearing my colors...

Me: "raider fan eh?"

fellow: "ya"

Me: "cool"

fellow: "cool"

Me: "we suck again!"

fellow: "ya"

Me: "well... see ya"

fellow: "ya"

all is good...and thats that....thats the way of things when you share the crew max/raider type BONDS!