depo

ever been deposed? if so, you know how bad these fuggen things suck! this am is day 2 of my deposition prep...i feel like im back in college....not the fun college tho...ahhh the fun college....i think it was fun, i dont remember much...my friends from college are very cool peeps, so i guess i had fun...this is the BAD college...the cram and study college...i remember BAD college vividly...

depos are ridiculous....its basically the other lawyer trying their bestest to trip you up, while your attorney is kicking you in the shins under the table....or giving you the leg squeeze....i think the kick means you have said something that hurts your case...or you are rambling for way too long.....the leg squeezer has a "good job" feel to it...me likey the leg squeezers...

in 45, im in for my test...im wearing a pair of me kiddos old shin guards...

tomorrow is the real deal...

fuggen crap shit ass...!

college fair...kill me please...

someone...so wifey can get my term insurance claim....so my kids can go to college!

syd went to the college fair the other night...she brought home the game day "program."

this program highlights the attending colleges... blurbs on how great they are....and the fuggen cost to send your little brat to their great college..

also lists the test scores they are looking for...this totally sucks for my kids....they are smart, no doubt, but cfb....these scores they are looking for are way out of my shit for brains league...hell, when i was taking my sat, all i could think about was getting out of there as fast as possible...those questions were confusing to me...to be fair, all i had to do was sign my name and answer some of the questions correctly....i had a full ride...beat it...im out of there!

my kids are going to have to try....study...do well...if they want to go to a solid skewl....too bad!

syd wants to go to smu...smu rulz..the bubble...50 k

she also likes villanova...it has a pretty quad area...grass and fountains....50 k

vandy....58 k

fugg that shit!

looking over this game day program, its impossible not to notice these obscure , small colleges listed....:::::::

union college...in ny state...52 k

lawrence u... in wisconsin..45k

denison...in ohio..48 k

bard college (wtf!!!?)...in ny...53k

case western reserve u....in fuggen cleveland...53k

eckerd college...in fla...44k

grinnell college...in iowa...the worst state in the universe...47k

oberlin college...in ohio...54k

whittier college...in cali...48k

told syd to start golfing, because thats a good way to get some assistance...kid can hit the ball...she has mad skills...but he doesnt care...hello MIZZOU!

college is a waste of money....unless you want to work for the man, there is no sense in going really...its a great time tho...4 year vaca with friends you will never lose touch with for your lifetime...

party on! it really never stopped...

college aid seminar

wifey and i just got back from a seminar ...held at my kids skewl (which costs more than college)..this seminar was supposed to educate us on the various ways and means of obtaining financial assistance for their furthering education....

this drip, this financial expert, from washington university (wash u is one of the best colleges in this world...its here in the lou...its very prestigious...very expensive....and all the girls that go there are very ugly), told us shit...his power point was put together by a fuggen retarded monkey....his info was so basic, i couldve googled the words..."college, government, help, waste of time, crickets, twist my nuts off after smashing them with a sledgehammer, retarded monkey" and the info wouldve been spelled out clearer....

do the words "bueller...bueller...bueller" mean anything to you? that was this cat!

i told my kids to start getting good in sports...very good...quickly...now!!!!....and they will fill in the paperwork for u....simple solution..im all in!!

anyone else counting the days....?

im guilty...as charged! i know...just about..the amount of days left for syds stay here at my house...

lets see...its september 13th...shes a sophomore....so lets say shes off to college mid august right...2013....1065 days left!

i go to sbux every am and run into many i know...many i havent seen in awhile....many ive met over the years....its clockwork...one lady always asked about me kids...i used to bring them in from time to time...now they dont deserve it so they stay home and i dont bring them shit! this lady asked me this am about syd....how old is she now?...i answered 15 ..16 in november...and went on to tell her that she has a little over 1000 days left at home! the lady looked at me like i was a demon er something...."well scott, you will regret feeling that way...you will miss her...enjoy these days, it goes by so fast!"

yeah right! shut up you old bag! i felt like saying...!

ok..well i cant wait until she can drive....how about that? im so sick of shuttling this thankless female everywhere...i pick her up almost everyday from golf practice....she fuggen hates golf....shes fuggen good at it.....but hates it! so i have to schlep over there and pick her up and hear how much she hates it....wtf is that? i told her this am to quit golf....im sick of her not liking it...and im sick of having to pick her up in east jesus from a sport she hates...!!!! how was golf? i hate golf! rinse repeat..... i cant wait until she can drive and im not nervous in the least of her driving...im all in...just go drive yourself! beat it!!!!

fugg it bros... kids are space invaders...they spend the shit out of your money and make huge piles of messes in your once nice custom home....thankless bastards! i guess thats their purpose because they are great at it....they constantly take our shit...without asking....they hardly ever thank you for shit...its expected that mom and dad just bend over and take it up the ass for everything...

do colleges give scholarships for mess making....shit disturbing...ingratefulness....thats the only way my kids will be able to go to a solid college...hello MIZZOU!

greatness awaits you if you want it...kids...wifey and i arent holding our breadth tho...we'd have died along time ago if we had...