someone...so wifey can get my term insurance claim....so my kids can go to college!
syd went to the college fair the other night...she brought home the game day "program."
this program highlights the attending colleges... blurbs on how great they are....and the fuggen cost to send your little brat to their great college..
also lists the test scores they are looking for...this totally sucks for my kids....they are smart, no doubt, but cfb....these scores they are looking for are way out of my shit for brains league...hell, when i was taking my sat, all i could think about was getting out of there as fast as possible...those questions were confusing to me...to be fair, all i had to do was sign my name and answer some of the questions correctly....i had a full ride...beat it...im out of there!
my kids are going to have to try....study...do well...if they want to go to a solid skewl....too bad!
syd wants to go to smu...smu rulz..the bubble...50 k
she also likes villanova...it has a pretty quad area...grass and fountains....50 k
vandy....58 k
fugg that shit!
looking over this game day program, its impossible not to notice these obscure , small colleges listed....:::::::
union college...in ny state...52 k
lawrence u... in wisconsin..45k
denison...in ohio..48 k
bard college (wtf!!!?)...in ny...53k
case western reserve u....in fuggen cleveland...53k
eckerd college...in fla...44k
grinnell college...in iowa...the worst state in the universe...47k
oberlin college...in ohio...54k
whittier college...in cali...48k
told syd to start golfing, because thats a good way to get some assistance...kid can hit the ball...she has mad skills...but he doesnt care...hello MIZZOU!
college is a waste of money....unless you want to work for the man, there is no sense in going really...its a great time tho...4 year vaca with friends you will never lose touch with for your lifetime...
party on! it really never stopped...
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