tomorrow is bunny day...i enjoy bunnies...ski bunnies...playboy bunnies...bunny is a great word...bun is in bunny...i love buns..im an ass man....totally....love that body part...
hotdogs and brats are no good without a bun...
manana, while many are on their easter egg hunts....wifey and i are goin in deep...storage room clean out...this outa be great...im kind of stoked about it really...i know we will find shit that has been missing for years...some cool...most will be of the "why the fugg did we buy this?" category.......did a little recon today and found some valuable coins..found some old pics of the kids...wifey...and yours truly...man i was a good looking lad back in the day....now im hideous..look away!
nooo dooooot we will encounter some creepy crawlies...thats when wifey will scream and demand instant action from me...kill squad...move on....i hate bugs...worthless critters...i freak out when they crawl on me...canoe trips are the worst...im always the one that gets that nasty worm nest in my face....that is one nasty ass experience...instead of water boarding terrorist for info, the cia should consider rubbing one of these nasty worm nests in their fuggen faces...i would give up my mom with the mere threat of a worm nest rubbing....
.wifey...tho...is the queen of scream when it comes to bugs....its quite entertaining...
i love throwing shit out....wifey enjoys holding on for dear life...
hotdogs and brats are no good without a bun...
manana, while many are on their easter egg hunts....wifey and i are goin in deep...storage room clean out...this outa be great...im kind of stoked about it really...i know we will find shit that has been missing for years...some cool...most will be of the "why the fugg did we buy this?" category.......did a little recon today and found some valuable coins..found some old pics of the kids...wifey...and yours truly...man i was a good looking lad back in the day....now im hideous..look away!
nooo dooooot we will encounter some creepy crawlies...thats when wifey will scream and demand instant action from me...kill squad...move on....i hate bugs...worthless critters...i freak out when they crawl on me...canoe trips are the worst...im always the one that gets that nasty worm nest in my face....that is one nasty ass experience...instead of water boarding terrorist for info, the cia should consider rubbing one of these nasty worm nests in their fuggen faces...i would give up my mom with the mere threat of a worm nest rubbing....
.wifey...tho...is the queen of scream when it comes to bugs....its quite entertaining...
i love throwing shit out....wifey enjoys holding on for dear life...
worm nests suck!!!!
happy fuggen easter!
happy fuggen easter!
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