furyk

so i get on the Adidas golf facebook site ( i friended it...for reasons i cant explain really..i guess i saw adidas and golf and i like those brands...) and i guess furyk wears adidas golf shoes...and the facebook site congratulated jim furyk on his winning the fed ex cup...10 million bucks...

left: normal swing sequence right: mr snore

hey great! i didnt catch any of the action...i usually never miss a golf tourney like this....believe me...i love golf....but last weekend, the leaderboard was full of dolts....no excitement....rather watch crickets eat each other...then poop each other out of their butts...while other crickets are chirping just waiting to get eaten and pooped out...

jim furyk is the most boooooooring of human beings on this planet we share....he is such a snore....plus his golf swing is absolutely the worst thing ud ever want to see....he looks like fuggen zorro the gay blade....his club goes out..up...back...drops...and thru....its amazing the dork makes contact....plus hes so slow!!! he lines up his putt...takes 100 practice strokes....then is ready to put...then pulls out of his stance...looks at putt again....rinse and repeat...its maddening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so i get on the adidas golf thread and start spewing some good hearted venom....i was drinking that night and i was feeling kind of mean...plus my raiders lost and my ffl team got spanked...shouldve gone with collie vs fitz....i had it down and changed it back....cfb!!!!!!!!!!!!

i posted something like this:

'BOOOOOOOORING!!! JIM IS SOOOOOOO BOOOORING!!! but hes 10 mil richer so congrats" (hmmm i guess makers mark allows me to feel as tho im on a first name basis with mr furyk)

"bet ratings were off the chart for mr srixon....snooooooore!"

these posts led to posts like this from his fans:

"i wish i was that boring"

then i start feeling somewhat belligerent:::

"SUPER DORK! but 11 million richer...forgot the 1 million for wining tourney...who the eff cares? hes still a power dork. i dont care if i dig ditches...money aint everything...and im rich anyway....hes a DORK!!!!!" (ok, here im basically stating my true feelings....cuz money aint everything...im glad im not a dork....and well i kinda do dig ditches (clean washes etc)...and well i am rich....)

so this post gets the furyk lovers pouncing on poor little me...examples...

"why dont you dig a ditch and jump in?" (well the raiders just lost ...jano misses 3 fgs and the last on was a chip shot with 4 seconds to go.....so i did feel like jumping in my ditch)

"if you feel like you have to tell people how rich you are, youre probably not rich....stfu and furyk is a class act!"

"STFU!"

so these dorks just kinda made me mad...so i went on to post:

" no worries here...im living large! furyk is soooooo boooooring...but he won so congrats...didnt catch any of the ACTION because i didnt feel like i needed a nap today...had a nice nap yesterday, and everyday ...every week..." (not lying here really...i do have the uncanny ability to dose off for 15 minutes....and wake up refreshed...wifey hates me for this ability)

then i was called a liar...

then i posted..

"ur rite..im poor...but happy....and bipolar"

and that pretty much stopped the thread...perhaps they looked me up on facebook and read my profile....and i guess they want to leave me the fugg alone...ha~