cant compete...

wifey better than saundoggy

1. squash.....she has won multiple club champs...me....zippo nada nichts nein nyet

2. bidness....she continues to excel is every facet of the bidness werld

3. local friend set...she is an integral part of her group of "bitches" ...saundoggy lives in a cave ...the bubble..all snuggly

4. wifey is getting hotter ...and i mean hotter as time ticks on...im amazed! saundoggy is ugly..hideous...i cant stand looking at meself anymore...look away, im hideous!

im far superior in folding laundry, keeping house clean, and doing dishes...

soon wifey will realize her full potential and send me packing...hello eating govt cheese in a van down by the river!