ferf gone one day...

my house is clean and quiet....why is that when just one little shin kicker leaves, all is blissful? happens when wifey leaves too....but when i leave, all shit goes to hell....im not the glue of this family...far from it...but cfb...its easy street when others take off for a spell....

awny misses his bro.....ahhhh how cute right....? wrong....bullshit.....hes bored because he has no one to fuggen throw hay makers at....im sure ferf misses awny for the same brutal reason...

and the clean house....oh its nice...we are the prime example on why a couple should conceive one child....i would love to have been the only child in my fugged up family....i couldnt imagine how cool as hell it would be to be me and wifeys only kiddo.....damn....ice cream every night...!

so far this summer....wifey and i have had both boys gone for about 5 days....and now ferf gone for 7....wifey leaves end of august for a couple days....have that one on me calendar....

when i go to dallas in september....all fuggen hell will break loose here....and ill hear about it every fuggen time i call in....why is that? now i know why some of my very close friends choose not to call in.....smart peeps live in the southwest!

fuggen moron

wifey and her gal pals got 8 ticks to see chelsea handler manana nite..ill pass thank you..

their super mega rich sugar daddy at the mac gave them his suite for the show and they asked me to sell their tickets on craigslist...

bad idea....im ADD and i fugged up bad..basically....i lost them each about 50 bucks per ducket...

how u ask...? well i got cocky as one responder wanted to know if id pair them for 125....i said hell yes..thinking he meant 125 per ticket....the gals thought i was fuggen pimp daddy phat...

i got another fellow for the same deal....problem was, he meant 125 for the pair as well...

saundoggy said "deal!" so i guess i have to go with it...TWICE! 4 tickets for a 200 buck ducket fugget loss!

you do someone a favor and you end up shitting the sheets..

i get all upset about this little shit...hell it aint even my money...thing is tho...i was all strutty earlier, braggin about my "wheelin and dealin!" in front of the bitches (that their nickname for their flock) and now im all YIPE YIPE YIPE ...like a punished dog..

pimpin aint ez my friends....price you pay to help out....now i know why people walk by and ignore the mugging...

wifey wont be happy...as she was all proud of me earlier...YIPE!!!!

cant compete...

wifey better than saundoggy

1. squash.....she has won multiple club champs...me....zippo nada nichts nein nyet

2. bidness....she continues to excel is every facet of the bidness werld

3. local friend set...she is an integral part of her group of "bitches" ...saundoggy lives in a cave ...the bubble..all snuggly

4. wifey is getting hotter ...and i mean hotter as time ticks on...im amazed! saundoggy is ugly..hideous...i cant stand looking at meself anymore...look away, im hideous!

im far superior in folding laundry, keeping house clean, and doing dishes...

soon wifey will realize her full potential and send me packing...hello eating govt cheese in a van down by the river!