fuggen moron

wifey and her gal pals got 8 ticks to see chelsea handler manana nite..ill pass thank you..

their super mega rich sugar daddy at the mac gave them his suite for the show and they asked me to sell their tickets on craigslist...

bad idea....im ADD and i fugged up bad..basically....i lost them each about 50 bucks per ducket...

how u ask...? well i got cocky as one responder wanted to know if id pair them for 125....i said hell yes..thinking he meant 125 per ticket....the gals thought i was fuggen pimp daddy phat...

i got another fellow for the same deal....problem was, he meant 125 for the pair as well...

saundoggy said "deal!" so i guess i have to go with it...TWICE! 4 tickets for a 200 buck ducket fugget loss!

you do someone a favor and you end up shitting the sheets..

i get all upset about this little shit...hell it aint even my money...thing is tho...i was all strutty earlier, braggin about my "wheelin and dealin!" in front of the bitches (that their nickname for their flock) and now im all YIPE YIPE YIPE ...like a punished dog..

pimpin aint ez my friends....price you pay to help out....now i know why people walk by and ignore the mugging...

wifey wont be happy...as she was all proud of me earlier...YIPE!!!!