"chief" "guy" "ace" "sport"

i was called GUY today and well.....any one that calls you that should be smashed ballside by a sledgehammer..

checking the douche bag dictionary:

Chief

-noun

1. a word used by a total douche bag uses to point out the leader of people.

"hey chief! what do you say about having some brandy in the hearth room after some snooker?"

2. boss or leader

"hey chief! what do you say we go out to the clubs after we dump these hookers after having some brandy in the hearth room after some snooker?"

Guy

-noun

1. a boy, man or fellow...douche bags use this when demanding a service...

"hey guy, why dont you bring my car out front after me and the misses sip on some brandy in the hearth room after some snooker!"

Ace

-noun

1. douche bag word that replaces the word "stud" "stallion"

"wow ace! you really scored with those 3 girls after sipping on the brandy in the hearth room after shooting snooker!"

Sport

-noun

1. a noun, usually stated by a sweater vest wearing, great Gatsby looking, total d bag to replace someones.... in the highest of demographics... real name....

"hey sport, looking good...after driving my bentley to the country club and playing 18 and then driving my bentley to the squash club and playing a match, why dont we talk about all of our great financial accomplishments and how we screwed people out of all their savings in our ponzi scheme while sipping brandy in the hearth room after shooting snooker?"