and im fuggen all in....! after shooting sporting clays...saundoggy is officially an outdoorsy kind o fella....
a big , powerful, italian family owned real estate developer invited the dawg out for a duck hunt...ive never..in my sorry life...ever shot and killed a living creature...my pops always went pheasant hunting and i always passed....pops has an arsenal of weaponry....and all of the sudden, im interested in having these jewels added to my pitiful arsenal...
november 18....i get to "enjoy a day of duck hunting, food, and friendship..." kick fuggen ass!
i have zero equipment..but guess what???....its all provided....no gun...PROVIDED...no AMMO...PROVIDED....no cammo...PROVIDED! no clue....HOPEFULLY PROVIDED!!!
i hope i dont shoot someone....im big time ADD...i sure hope i listen to the rules otherwise someone might get hurt...sure hope i dont dip into the makers while out in the blind...that could be very bad.....im hopin this italian family doesnt put me in cement shoes after i make a complete jackass out of myself...!
im giddy....im gunna blow those little bastards out of the fuggen sky!!!!
no more touchy feely animal lover....ima killer....ima mess!
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