Showing posts with label outdoors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label outdoors. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

never hunted before...got an invite...


and im fuggen all in....! after shooting sporting clays...saundoggy is officially an outdoorsy kind o fella....


a big , powerful, italian family owned real estate developer invited the dawg out for a duck hunt...ive never..in my sorry life...ever shot and killed a living creature...my pops always went pheasant hunting and i always passed....pops has an arsenal of weaponry....and all of the sudden, im interested in having these jewels added to my pitiful arsenal...




november 18....i get to "enjoy a day of duck hunting, food, and friendship..." kick fuggen ass!


i have zero equipment..but guess what???....its all provided....no gun...PROVIDED...no AMMO...PROVIDED....no cammo...PROVIDED! no clue....HOPEFULLY PROVIDED!!!


i hope i dont shoot someone....im big time ADD...i sure hope i listen to the rules otherwise someone might get hurt...sure hope i dont dip into the makers while out in the blind...that could be very bad.....im hopin this italian family doesnt put me in cement shoes after i make a complete jackass out of myself...!


im giddy....im gunna blow those little bastards out of the fuggen sky!!!!


no more touchy feely animal lover....ima killer....ima mess!