you son of a...oh...hey bro...whats up brutha !?

im at a stop light ...in big d (tundra crew max)...i was in the left turn lane...mindin my own bidness...suddenly...this sob (from the street im turning onto) turns left right in front of me...i mean he cut his turn way short...i was ready to fuggen go off with verbal and gesticular (not a word...but cool use of a cool word) mayhem when all of a sudden i realized how special this sob was...he and i share probably the most special of all things in life....he too drives a toyota tundra crew max...altho not nearly as cool as big d, his truck was the same make and year, but lacked in many ways....so saundoggy morphed from irate mode to instant "nod of approval" mode...i looked at this stranger, who just about took off my front side, and nodded his way...and this fugger nodded back...as to say "hey...youre cool." ...he most likely realized that big d was superior tho, that had to hurt him a little...

wtf just happened????...just because this sob is driving the same rig as im driving, EVERYTHING is cool...this guy could have just beat his wife and kids....this sob couldve just robbed a bank (which is cool by me ...i hate banks...fuggen pussies)....he couldve been the nastiest, worst, smelliest, ugliest human on this planet....BUT...hes behind the wheel of my trucks make and model....i can hear the pretty birds chirping....i can see the wind blown grass in the meadow nearby...the deer are frolicking....the brook is babbling (wtf does that mean anyway?) the universe ...life...everything is all good!

it struck me as a very odd, yet probably a popular and common reaction...i likened it to "fandom"...i do the same thing whenever i see a complete stranger wearing the "silver and black"....the shield of the greatest team in all of sports history...the Oakland Raiders! i treat my fellow raider fans like family....they have to be cool because they are fans of MY team....the Raiders belong to me...i own them...thats how i feel...conversation goes something like this:

you nod because hes wearing my colors...

Me: "raider fan eh?"

fellow: "ya"

Me: "cool"

fellow: "cool"

Me: "we suck again!"

fellow: "ya"

Me: "well... see ya"

fellow: "ya"

all is good...and thats that....thats the way of things when you share the crew max/raider type BONDS!

thanks for the help!

i just spent 4 hours ...in the hoody parts of the lou...with my the bubbas (twins).... my car wash employee is out of town..hes pretty worthless anyway (big mikey...ill dig into him later..fosho...rehtard!..)...so packed up me sons in "big d" (my new toyota tundra crew max...so titty(wifey gunna slap me for using "titty" too...wifey hates "big d"...she named it "big d" for big dick....she feels i got it to make up for my short comings...like the squid at the lake with the huge boat...ha..ill dig into that later too) and headed to clean up our 3 washes...

i know you parents out there can relate to this well....and even if you do not have kids...you can relate to this from your dads perspective....always wondered why my old man got kinda short with me when i helped him do shit...my dad wasnt a cusser...he only cussed when he missed a short put and when i helped him do shit....like fix the tractor...he morphed into an asshole...yelling at me...yellin at me to bring him tools...id bring him the wrong tool ...and hed tell me to just leave .....it was a nightmare..like the dad in the Christmas Story fixing the boiler..i hated our tractor! fuggen thing always broke...

the bubbas try very hard...kinda...and i pay them a pretty solid wage for their work...shit..we pay em nicely...hell...i woulda helped my old man way more if he woulda paid me what i pay the bubs...

fuggen a tho...when your kid works with you , the parent has to work double the amount necessary in order to cover their mess of things....its fuggen maddening...then the bubs fight over everything...ud think if you had twins, life would be greatness for them...always a playmate....always a friend to count on...these two , however toss the acme anvil back and forth to each other.....24/7....im not going to dig into this one quite yet...the bubbas have given me a lifetime of blog entries....greatness to follow!

i digress...so it gets to the point where you are better off just duin everything yourself....wifey and i want to teach our kids how to earn money...get the hands dirty...just so long as they dont get stuck with a siringe ...or blade... tossed out by a hoody junkie...yikes! ...thats why dad empties the trash!...

i take them anyway and glad to do it...their bank accounts are impressive...and for the most part...theyve earned it all!..and they also know that their dad can be an asshole too! lifes trickle down effect....

Randy, wtf are you bro?