back in the day, we played outside....we organized neighborhood games...smear the queer....pickle...500...endless days and nights of fun and frivolity...you were on your own at school...you were absolutely horrified if you ever saw your parents at school...
now its a fuggen joke...kids wont play unless there are sidelines and referees present with fuggen whistles...making horrible call after horrible call...
now we dumbass parents drive our chillin around aimlessly while our lives together as husband and wife wither away in the abyss...no time for any fun for ourselves...
now we fuggen buy our kids a shitload of sporting goods and gear for sports that our little fuggen offspring have a passion for...a passion that lasts 3 days...
now we meet with teachers almost every week...administrators...tutors...college prep fuggers...act...sat...
now we receive emails from johnny's and susy's teachers telling us how great or shitty they did on a fuggen worthless quiz...
now buy our kids lessons for sports because they refuse to call up a friend for a game....
pussies! the United States of Pussies~
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