thing is...im so amped up for golf...i cant fuggen sleep...hell i cant sleep when im away from my raiders snuggie ..in my bed..in my bubble...never could...my system clock shuts down too....missed all my poopertunities...im blocked up like the lincoln tunnel at rush hour...ive literally slept 5 hrs max during the last 2 nights...im fuggen giddy for golf...all ive done is roll in bed, fart, and watch the clock slowly tick towards a comfy time to get up...
we play a pete dye special today...uncle built is with us and while hes one of my very solid mates, he sucks ass in golf...built has a great swing....fluid...all the natural fundamentals met soundly...yet he struggles...and its fuggen hilarious at points...
yesterday, we played 36 holes..long ass day on two long ass difficult tracks...built smothers a drive left...remarkably, his drive stays dry along a landing strip of grass between a lake and a very solid brick property wall....the other side of said property wall contains multiple muti million dollar dallas texas airdropped mcmansions...airdropped as in PLOPPED next to each other, one after the next.... after the next....and so on and so forth...love the housing stock here...beautiful...yet you can literally reach out and touch thy neighbor...
so built is drives down the landing strip....finds his ball...and proceeds to hit a low stinger rope....ball prob got 6 inches of air....its traveling at a very fast pace...ball hits a rock..ricochets of a rock and does a bee line at a mcmansions back pat...this club has 36 holes...just about every hole is mcmansioned lined...beautiful landscaping....pools...gazebos....the works! builts ball finds the only back patio that is full of people partying....its a thursday afternoon...the ball pinballed its way thru the gazebo, the awnings, the outdoor full kitchen area...THE WORKS!
one lady there...must have been the hostess...looked over to see who couldve done this...well built had driven his cart up to see the damage done and say his appologies... the lady immediately shouted.."dont you know how to yell FORE!?" then i overheard her telling all of her important guests that her house has never...ever...ever been hit before....and saundoggy believes she is most likely telling the truth here...id call bullshit if it werent true...this house was buffered well and no way a ball could get thru the jungle of trees that were clearly keeping her important guests safe and cuddly..
this was like striking the lotto for me....what luck this was....saundoggy laughed so hard for so long...my abs are ripped...this was a work of fuggen art...picaso...rembrandt...bethoven... snake stabler vintage comeback....ART!!!!
poor built...its ok tho...hell survive...weve given him plenty to laugh at too...thats what friends are for...
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