costumes for kids

holy crap! why cant these kids make their own halloween costumes? went shoppin last night because ferf had to be a banana and awny had to be an inflatable football for hween....syd is a cowgirl....she has to have the exact same costume as her friend...i will never figure out this female thing...dont even want to!


awnys football costume inflates...fuggen great! even better is the "kick me" sign plastered on the rear of the outfit....wtf....hes literally going to get his ass kicked all day today in school...i can hear it now....kids in the hallway...THUMP!..."the kick is up and its GOOD!" ... poor stupid tard.


ferf might be sent home today....as his banana costume is phallic...he looks hung like horse....waiting for the call.....tick tick tick....its quite disturbing....i think his costume was found in the adult section...


all in all it wasnt so bad as far as costs are concerned...china loves halloween....china loves all of our holidays....as these costumes were made in some sweat shop outside shanghai....stay away from fire....whooosh!








last year, the bubbas made their own costumes.....they were awesome....and cheap...and funny ...and great...they lasted one house....then off with the boxes and onto the houses...later they burned em up in the bon fire....rockem sockem robots....greatness...!