all yesterday....friends invited wifey and i out to a shooting club....dudes and gals split up....dudes shot sporting clays...i was fuggen giddy....never did this before....heard about it...but unsophisticated dorks like me dont do these things...
we each got 100 shells....`12 gauge...sweet shotgun...one of them there over and under guns...10 stations....clay pigeons flying everywhere... at you...away from you...crossing...rolling on ground (rabbit...that was my favorite...cuz you shoot the crap out of the ground and the clay just blows the fugg up right in front of you)..
im not a very good shot...my score was 54/100...dudes i was with...wow...i was nervous and well ...needed to be...these dudes are hard core..im a bubble boy that feels most comfy in my house or on a golf course...i do enjoy the outdoors tho....only if i know that a nice large comfy bed is awaiting me...and plumbing....and tv..big clear hd tv...
after shooting...hit the bar...no makers so i settled for jack...jack bites my ass....after steak dinner...we went out to the pats and smoked cuban ceeegars...i was at a crossroads with that decision....last time i combined jack and cubans.(18 years ago)...i turned green and wow....was really really really sick....so... do i join the fellas and smoke...or do i pass and take the chance of being a GIRLYMAN yet once again????
i smoked...and i feel like shit...didnt finish the gar tho....i couldnt...but no one knew....i smoked enough of it tho...enough not to feel guilty that i wasted a beautiful piece of illegal contraband..
man i fell like shit...still..cant get that taste out of me mouth....its horrible...ive been dousing with scope and that shit dont work vs my dung mouth...
i do enjoy guns though....shooting them is a rush...ive gotta get me some! got tons of airsoft guns...kids...time to step up!
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