so wifey has been in vegas for one day and night so far...she comes back monday....4 1/2 days..
what does that mean? PPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTY! right? NOPE NADA NICHTS NYET....well lets discuss...
well...hmmm...things are clean(er) around the house...wifey is... kind of a... slob....not a big mess tho...(nice bailout) ...our home is in order...
kids are behaving...im totally convinced that these little sithlike bastard fuggers are smart as hell....they know that they need me and me only...with wifey absent...they need me and me only...me..me...so be nice to the one parent left home and youll get your ride to the movies and six flags....youll be able to have your platoon (6 friends) over for the major air soft battle offensive planned for tomorrow...
with all this driving im doing, i cannot partake in drinking makers....which kinda sucks cuz i really could use multiple MOTR'es (makers on the rocks'es'es'es)...its easier to deal when youre plowed... but, i must remain a responsible adult.....bwawawawawaaaaaaaaaaaaa! im most definitely getting wasted during the airsoft battle tho....ill be out on the pats shouting flanking instructions to all who will listen...
wifey is havin a blast in vegas....things are smooth as silk here at base camp...drama is all but gone...greatness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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