mudder fugger vacas are tough

im still fogged in from my extended weekend in dallas...every october, i go to dallas for a golf orgy with chuck and the boys...funny, every year i see these fellas i went to college with, and it never gets old...id like to think that we arent getting old , but thats a big fat lie...we laugh our collective asses off....i feel like i have abs of steel after a long wknd with chuck and the boys..

when out of my bubble, i cant sleep or shit...i can drink, pee and eat tho...we play lots of golf and we eat lots of food..and drink lots of makers mark...lots...while sitting on our asses on the golf cart or couch...

i hate the last day so much....i know im totally spent and the following week will be worthless....i know that the fun is over and the reality of life back home is approaching...the crap business...the lawsuits....the lawyers....the banks.....all the fun shit waits for me...

kids: first thing the little bastards want is a gift....beat it punks...you dont get shit....i went to dallas to have fun with my friends....and thats it...no gifts....what the fugg is goin on here? they lost interest in me quickly once i told them they were out of fuggen luck! nice eh?

i went to bed monday night at 730pm...last night 8pm....ive evacuated my bowel problems....send out a hazmat crew, me throne needs to be quarantined off.....DONT GO IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im still fogged in....its crazy....ill be back in order by dec 2....when VEGAS comes! im giddy! golf at bali thur/ fri...royal links sat....sports book all day sunday....gicfwigotybtysaapagtp! (gawd i cant fuggen wait im going off this year because this year ('10) sucked ass and people are going to pay!

been on vaca..dudes...golf..

nothing beats a very long...extended weekend...golf orgy with your buddies...nuttin...cept for a very long...extended weekend orgy in vegas with wifey...

thing is...im so amped up for golf...i cant fuggen sleep...hell i cant sleep when im away from my raiders snuggie ..in my bed..in my bubble...never could...my system clock shuts down too....missed all my poopertunities...im blocked up like the lincoln tunnel at rush hour...ive literally slept 5 hrs max during the last 2 nights...im fuggen giddy for golf...all ive done is roll in bed, fart, and watch the clock slowly tick towards a comfy time to get up...

we play a pete dye special today...uncle built is with us and while hes one of my very solid mates, he sucks ass in golf...built has a great swing....fluid...all the natural fundamentals met soundly...yet he struggles...and its fuggen hilarious at points...

yesterday, we played 36 holes..long ass day on two long ass difficult tracks...built smothers a drive left...remarkably, his drive stays dry along a landing strip of grass between a lake and a very solid brick property wall....the other side of said property wall contains multiple muti million dollar dallas texas airdropped mcmansions...airdropped as in PLOPPED next to each other, one after the next.... after the next....and so on and so forth...love the housing stock here...beautiful...yet you can literally reach out and touch thy neighbor...

so built is drives down the landing strip....finds his ball...and proceeds to hit a low stinger rope....ball prob got 6 inches of air....its traveling at a very fast pace...ball hits a rock..ricochets of a rock and does a bee line at a mcmansions back pat...this club has 36 holes...just about every hole is mcmansioned lined...beautiful landscaping....pools...gazebos....the works! builts ball finds the only back patio that is full of people partying....its a thursday afternoon...the ball pinballed its way thru the gazebo, the awnings, the outdoor full kitchen area...THE WORKS!

one lady there...must have been the hostess...looked over to see who couldve done this...well built had driven his cart up to see the damage done and say his appologies... the lady immediately shouted.."dont you know how to yell FORE!?" then i overheard her telling all of her important guests that her house has never...ever...ever been hit before....and saundoggy believes she is most likely telling the truth here...id call bullshit if it werent true...this house was buffered well and no way a ball could get thru the jungle of trees that were clearly keeping her important guests safe and cuddly..

this was like striking the lotto for me....what luck this was....saundoggy laughed so hard for so long...my abs are ripped...this was a work of fuggen art...picaso...rembrandt...bethoven... snake stabler vintage comeback....ART!!!!

poor built...its ok tho...hell survive...weve given him plenty to laugh at too...thats what friends are for...