The idiot found his way...

back to his village....I'm back...been kinda inspired by a few of you warped followers that evidently are way more interested in watching the train wreck vs helping out a human in need....oh well....lets fire up the train and see how painful this next saga will get...


any of you look at what colleges are charging these days...? we all got totally messed up in college...drinking...other things...drinking...more of the other things...the coeds...fugg...why enter the real world....?   this new trek in life costs a shitload of cash!  and i mean a shitload...look at the college guide book....check it out....there are thousands of colleges....id say 80% are 40k and up....ez...skewls that I never knew existed actually exist....its mindboggling....really...there is tuition....room and board...books (who fuggen needs  books anymore?..more on this in a bit) and the all mighty cost of living....

Books:  I just read where the price of books has skyrocketed.....according the bureau of statistics....812% increase since 1978....wtf?  kids don't use texts books anyway...my kids don't....I see them laying around the fuggen house....same place for weeks....laptops babe...laptops!  these books are full of shit anyway....try telling your prof that we nuked Japan because your grandpa(my dad) and his 500,000 friends were ready to invade...many say 1,000,000 were needed....lets go with half a million...regardless, the Japanese would've killed as many of these men as possible before offing themselves....history books have been rewritten by the PC crowd....fugg that shit!  Im here because of fat man and tall boy....actually its little boy....but tall boy reminds me of the many 24 ounce cans of beer drunk back in the day.... I digress....

ok....sure send them to state skewl....uhhhh..believe me I was crossing my fingers....I remember picking out my HS graduation present.....pops was going to buy me a watch....not a rolex by any means...but a nice, mans bidness/dress watch...I picked the most expensive watch...not even knowing the price...and this is what my kid did to me when picking her college...picking the costliest anything is my talent....and evidently, I have passed this along to me little fuggers...first one checking in fall 2013.....twins will go 2016...im so fuggen bummed....I wanted to buy an RV and travel the USA with wifey...now ill be lucky to afford the travel channel..


College is a total waste of cash...its a four year summer camp...gawd I miss the bubble....

braces...

bubbas had a 7am orthodontist appointment this am....i overslept..and they missed it...i rescheduled..no harm no foul..

and this got me to thinkin..what the? why the?

every fuggen kid gets braces these days...you dont see a kid without em....and when you do see a kid without them, they are either getting them soon or they just got them taken off...

these bastards (braces) cost from 4 to 6 k...my kids are in the six range because they go to the fuggen taj mahal for their braces work....this place is sweet....video games...kitchenette...great magazines...awesome comfy furniture...plush carpet....peppy as all get out receptionists...best part about the ortho office is their big ole jar of wintergreen life savers....i stock up for the rainy day on those bastards...pockets a bulging...i dont care..i pay for this shit...

all of my kids have or had braces...spend out the ass for those bad boys....

the after braces stage...what a waste...one kiddo get braces off, there is a maintenance stage that includes the 1000 retainers they toss in the school garbage can...oh no worries little one, ill just fork out another 200 for another useless piece of shit plastic molding! i got it!

now a days, kids get to order up new colors....one of my boys got black bands...he looked like he needed to brush the shit out of his teeth every time i saw him...."dude, you got shit on your teeth!"

"no dad, those are my bands!"

rinse repeat...

even stranger...adults are wearing braces...theyre everywhere...wtf?..i mean youve lived your life thru adolescence...at 21 you party....soon after u get married er whatever...growing up..buying shit..and then you decide to get fuggen braces?????

never had braces...always told i had the perfect bite...my lower teeth are all snaggly...but who the fugg cares about the lower teefes?

kids ortho drives a sweet Porsche....after all is said and done, he will be driving his porsche by my new homestead...the van down by the river....maybe hell stop by and join me for some government cheese...of squeeze variety...

got back on ct

with sheppy today...i never lose to sheppy....never...we played 9 games today and he smoked me ...wasnt even close or fun...it was sheppys birthday and he was kind of irked by my squash...actually he was...great...check off yet another good friendship on the brink....

back surgeon manana....turning my squash gear over to syd...she is playing squash for her HS this winter..skewl is building 5 courts...unreal...(this skewl is fuggen unreal....i want to go there....i want to enroll).....she has potential...but what else is fuggen new with her???....this gal has so much talent...she can be a werld beater...shes a machine....i get so fuggen sick of sayin it....wifey too....but ..i guess..like her dad....she doesnt have much between her ears...her golf coach says she can be special...really special...!!!!! i forward his glowing emails to her and...yukon Cornelius....NUTTIN! silver and gold...silver and gold....(so during rudolph the red nosed r deer..Yukon would throw up his ice pik and lick it with his fake plastic looking tongue.....all while yelling GOLD!...hed then say...."NUTTIN" because he too ..like saundoggy...was a loser...he got along well with all the misfits...he fit in with em...LOSER!)

saundoggy was a blue chipper back in the day...but at least i fuggen got to enjoy my accomplishments...i was on high powered teams....got to meet very cool people..went on visits to awesome colleges...full ride....i worked hard for this...i ended up QUITTING (always regret it...always..as coach jesse branch told me...he was right...) but at least i got there...!

im not saying i want my spawn to be blue chippers....id like them to at least try...and if you have gawd given talent...DONT WASTE IT at 15 years of fuggen age! if i hear, "you shouldve pushed me when i was younger...!" ill explode....

unreal..

Laptop...check

i touch...check

smart phone...check

ipad...check

the ipad was purchased using the bubbas own money....ok...but i told them they wouldnt be using it much...but nooo...they needed it...wanted it...

yesterday....one of the bubs asked wifey to buy back his ipad back...for full price....ha...the fuggen thing has a cracked corner that his $30 cover so conviently...well...covers...no deduct for that eh?......i guess he realized that his other apparatuses fill the bill....and they do...in spades...

their lappys do it all....so do their damn smart phones....their ipads...well all you have to do is put their itouches in a fuggen enlarging machine....and viola!

i take time out of my day to observe....rant about shit that drives me nuts...and my best material is right under my nose...

why do we feel compelled to buy this shit for 12 year olds? in our defense, their lappys are leased from their skewl...and a requirement...so pass....and their itouches...well everyone has a pod so watever....smart phone....why do they need a smart phone? thats on us...all they need is a simple phone that they can use for talking and texting....does a 12 year old need all of those apps? the ipad was a complete waste of THEIR money....wifey and i made them cough up for this pos...we knew it would get play for about 2 weeks and collect dust thereafter...

my house is basecamp for dbaggity...