Tuesday, May 7, 2013

graduation...






daughter wants to have a grad party....fugg that....there is a stack of grad party invites right next to my fridge....in the kitchen....why have a party when everyone else is tossing money out of their asses for their kids graduation?  so, why not make it easy and just go to their parties....while there, pat yourself on the back for passing fuggen High school....make sure you eat their food and steal their booze...

fugg, these days, a college degree doesn't mean shit....so what do we do???   we send our HS passing kiddos to 4 years of sex drugs and rock n roll....I should say music because rock n roll doesn't exist anymore....wtf....cant we have one great RR band these days???   just one....last great band was STP....

so enjoy your parties....

the answer is no....what you get is this....yay!  there you go....

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