Showing posts with label crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crap. Show all posts

Monday, September 19, 2011

furkin fark!





me raids shit the bed yesterday....cfb brothers! close it!











bubbas football team performed very raider like too.....friday...up 20 zip at half.....lost 21 20...











but they are 13 years old...maybe they will learn one of lifes great lessons..."it aint over til its over"...thanks mr Berra...



what i witnessed sunday was a bunch of rich, fat, fast fuggers choke the living shit out of a for sure victory...its ok as their paycheck awaits for them in their locker....for us fans, we have to wallow in it for a week....taking shit from everyone who knows me....a colossal failure..driving around town in big d today....peeps honking....yelling "nice game!"...big d wears the shield of the once great oakland raiders..



since stats llc has been tracking shit like this, since 1993...this is the first and probably only time a team has scored touchdowns on all of their 2nd half possessions....the fuggen buttfuckboooofallo bills ...had the ball 5 fuggen times in the second half....5 fuggen tds...thats 35 fuggen points...to go along with the 3 points they struggled to get in half 1....




the only thing good that came out of yesterdays game was that it gave me a great excuse to down more makers mark....i went to bed angry but got to sleep quickly....


crap!

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

shit tenant




we have a shit tenant....literally...








this guys sewer backs up every 2 to 3 weeks...he uses 4 ply paper...and it doesnt dissolve....he has 3 toilets used by 25 to 30 of his people....








told him to use a less thick paper...dude refuses...we have rights to make him change...hes a dick...fuggen dork loser refuses...wtf...








he wrote us a letter informing us that we have poor plumbing and he is moving out....we have never ever had a problem with this building until this fella moved in with his army of shitbags..no other tenants back up...apparently, they dont wipe their ass with a fuggen beach towel like these assholes do...








it is crystal clear that he is the problem....this building has perfect plumbing as we have scoped it with a camera...








we showed him what his paper does when it sits in a glass of water for over 8 days....it doesnt dissolve....then we showed him what normal paper does...dissolves instantly...








i cant wait to try this fugger in court....what a shitty case he has....winnah!..