when you have a big mouth, like yours truly, you dont need too double dip your chip...veggie...bread...or whatever...
i just fuggen dip that bastard..full go...get as much product on the food as possible....and pop the entire fugger in me mouth...quite rude...but i dont care....it keeps me from double dipping...more efficient...and quite awesome...like me...problems arise with dip supply using my method...i can use up the bowl of dip with 5 chips...5 i say...
chip n dip is gold to me....i love the shit...i can eat chip n dip for every meal...problem is...i cant stop...i really cant...ill go 24 7 if the shit is in front of me...
many feel our economy is in, or headed toward a dub dip recession...this isnt good...and simply couldve been avoided...like timmy said to george, on seinfeld..."from now on, when you take a chip-just take one dip and END IT!"
double dippers irk the shit out of me....its gross...even if youre a "flipper"...still gross... a flipper dips and eats then flips and dips again...thinking that the undipped side is clear for dipping...but, its not clear...the undipped clear side of the chip has the double dippers finger germs on the chip...tainting the dip..
all this crap goes out the window if you have exclusivity to the chip n dip....exclusivity means that the dipper can stick whatever the hell he wants in the dip...there are no laws for the exclusive dipper...its your own paradise...
im fuggen hungry now...
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