i heard a fella say "warsh" last weekend...no "r" in the word wash...
i know peeps that pronounce the word "roof"....ruff
i live in the state of missouri....not missoura...
some things im THANKful for:
- females...i love women..they look nice to me...at least the nice looking ones...
- football...the best ever sport played on our planet
- email and text...cuz i dont have to talk to assholes
- mondays...kids are in school
- tuesdays thru fridays....see "mondays"
- chris farley...everytime i see his picture or one of his skits, im dying from laughter
- health...im always in pain so fugg that one..i take it back
- food...i love eating
- makers....i love drinking
- oakland raiders...i love them..not like im going to marry them kinda thing
- pizza...pizza is not a food, its a drug...the best fuggen drug ever
- knives...nothing like a cool knife in your pocket
- mizuno...best golf irons ever engineered...i never settle
- friends...i have the best..nothing compares to this lot of humans
- family...wifey is supercool, the kids are alright
- jared...hopefully his diet plan will win me big cash
- skoal...dipping is awesome
- guns...i love guns...they are cool and im packin
- squash...greatest game to play...u sweat bullets while playing a chess game...must be fit and smart..and have heart...thats why i suck at it...
- steam room...give me steam or give me death
- golf...golf is my religion...i love going to my church
- truck...my truck is awesome
- 106 inches of hd heaven...nuff said
and thats that..dont think i missed anything..
DISCLOSURE::: this list is in no particular order
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