Friday, February 24, 2012

legos


im a lego nut..love legos..and i build cool lego shit too...i have mastered the star wars collection as ive completed the star destroyer...(4000 plus pieces) and vaders tie fighter...(3000 pieces)

these beauties are on full display in my great room....i call it the great room because before i displayed my lego beauties there, it was the good room....these two beauties now make it the great room...

legos kick ass...the only thing wrong with legos is their break ability...you fix one fuggen piece and 3 other commence to falling off...fuck!  it sucks as the domino affect is never ending..

our cleaning crew always breaks these things...i leave notes to stay the fugg away....they cant read i think...last week, the damage was epic...and i was pissed!  it got to the point where i was oh so close to chucking these fuggers in a box...box em up until next winter...

i thought long and hard for about 3 seconds...do i fire the cleaning people or do i repair this shit?  I decided to go into full repair mode...i got out the gorilla glue and began the strip down and repair...im gluing critical pieces...foundational segments of the infrastructure...elements critical to superstructure integrity....

and the destruction began....as i would fix this and that while that and this fell the fugg off....leaving me with numerable pieces with no home...so i had to dig out the manual...this manual is a phone book....and finding the right place to go is a research project in itself....but i had to do this...must ...because my good room needs to become great again!

the force is with me...they came from behind!...its a trap!...chumba looka low...oy oy! ewok song is kinda gay...





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