self absorbed

been told over and over and over again....throughout me entire existence....

in grade skewl...."youre stuck up!" wtf does that mean anyway..? wrong choice of words really....stuck up...? stuck up where? it doesnt make any sense!...i had swagger and those bitches tried to take it all away....

high school..." youre so conceded!" again...i concede to no one...so, thank you!...

college..."self centered bastard!"....that makes way more sense than the others....self...ok...thats me.....centered....center of attraction....ok....bastard....ill take that one too...

now a days..." you never listen...you always think youre right...you think youre so fuggen cool and great!"..... thanks! more praise please!

its tough being me...

greed...rule followers

greed is a human action that can be turned on and off...everyone is capable of being greedy....some choose not to be....some choose otherwise...

the rule followers are smallest group of mankind...the rule followers represent all that can be good in our society...unfortunately for the rule followers, they are the targets of the greedy...the rule followers get to pay for the GREEDS..the GREEDS fugg it up, the RULIES fix it...the greeds take the money away, the rulies work hard to replace the money....the greeds corner markets, use insider info, and hedge using their evil tricks, while the rulies see their hard earned money disappear like a fart in the wind...

im a fairly self centered guy..ok, im quite self centered...but i will not screw someone out of their deservings...i refuse to sell someone something that i dont have my own skin on the line...

nowadays...peeps can fuggen go BK and still drive their Porsche's and live in ladue...while their rule following pardsy pays the fiddler...

im fortunate enough to be able to pay the fiddler....for that im thankful...got that way because i dont drive a porsche and i dont live in ladue...

clint said it best...in dirty harry...."a mans got to know his limitations" ....top 5 greatest quotes in movie history! dont fuggen doubt me on that one...words that i live by...thats why i puss out and lay up when there is any par 5 doubt...

im a good friend to have...i will not be your partner though...im going pardsyless for the rest of my life...maybe...doh!

xmas...

christmas spirit to me is all about the presents! i love to give shit to my kids and wifey....and i sure as hell love receiving presents....i know i know....it sounds so shallow....what do you expect

from a fella like me tho...???

ok..i would love to meet the gal, the wife, that says "oh ...xmas is all about the family love and togetherness..." i want to see the face on this chick that gets bageled (zero) for xmas...nada...nuttin from her man..."oh honey, we have happiness and joy together....thats what its all about ...right hon....right?????"

oh yes...thatd be a classic scowl...doghouse city....beat it fella!

im such a self centered sob....i put me and family first....my friends mean a great deal to me too...but you aint gunna get shit from me...not even a card...ill do the "scan the xmas photo of my kids with santa...send it to you via email" gig....point ...click....and ship...dundy!

merry fuggen xmas....2010 sucked ass! bring on 2011...i fear that 2011 with suck smelly ass!