Showing posts with label winter storm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label winter storm. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

media...big events


it cracks me up when there is a "crisis..." every fuggen thing is a crisis! crisis here....crisis there..here a crisis, there a crisis...everywhere a crisis crisis!



presently we are getting pounded by mutha nature....its winter here in the lou and a huge snow storm is coming.....cool...so you hunker down and you eat shitty food...not shitty like sick....but shitty like chocolate...cookies...chips....the shittier the weather , the shittier the food you eat...


now if the power goes out, i might change my tone....but only somewhat....we have gas fireplaces...so we breakout the board games and pretend to be a family for a bit....until i catch a bubba cheating at monopoly....then i get pissed and go for their mortgages!




im listening to radio and peeps are calling in....here is what im hearing.....over and over again::::


"im here in washington mo and bye golly the snow is coming down sideways here"

"im on hwy 70 and its bad out here"

"im outside my house here in north county and its cold , snowing, and icing out here"



over and over and over and over...


holy shit shut the fugg up you silly stupid people~



this crisis is nothing but a winter event....its winter...just because its the perfect storm scenario and the governor has called it a state of emergency and in doing so, procured the mo national guard.....its no crisis! i still have my laptop...cable....fire....food...water...radio...family...wtf

Monday, January 31, 2011

hey...they are right....finally!




so...now that nexrad radar (channel 2 i think)...fourwarn radar (channel 4) .....first alert weather(ch 5).... have it right with regards to the weather....WOW ARE THEY COCKY! they are wrong all fuggen forever and now they peg SNOWMAGGEDON correctly....




all im hearing is ice this...snow that...inches here....feet here...enough!




radio announcing record crowds at grocery....u know...because people here dont have enough to survive a 2..max 3 days shut down....cfb...we can survive here through nuclear war...we have so much shit packed in our 3 refrigerators....3 freezers...




milk...eggs...bread...and electric generators.....all sold out...amazes me every fuggen time....never fails...




problem with this storm...ICE....and the fact that we will lose power here at my pad....always happens...never fails...there could be a slight zephyr and our power is fragile at best...




so what does one do without power..? well...around my house...we fuggen become the Donner party....anything goes...its dog eat dog....without power there is no tv....no tv and saundoggy's family is a worthless unit of flesh and bones....




we will lose power...noooo doooot aboooot it...not only do we get 1 inch of ice....we also get 6 to 10 inches of snow....then to cap it off...wednesday we are blown 20 to 30 mph in windage...that will snap em off....snap crackle pop....so much fun!
oh goody...we are in a blizzard warning now...boooooooooring